grateful zed
Footballguy
if you were a dog, what would be your favorite activity?
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if you were a dog, what would be your favorite activity? (1 Viewer)
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
All of the above.
grateful zed
Footballguy
why do dogs lick their balls?
because they can.
(fixed)
because they can.
(fixed)
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Always remember, dog spelled backwards is god.
grateful zed
Footballguy
dog is my copilot.
The General
Footballguy
Being excited about everything.
Pipes
Footballguy
When pooping on fresh cut grass. Would've went ball licking but most dogs are fixed.
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LraLftQTJAA (NSFW!!!)
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LraLftQTJAA (NSFW!!!)
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Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Gary Coal Man
Footballguy
If I were a dog I’d get some devious enjoyment out of someone being forced to pick up my warm feces.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I remember a comic strip where the circling aliens just assumed the walked dogs were the masters and the humans were their servants.
Parrothead
Footballguy
pretty much the same as me as a person.. maybe not terrorizing the mailman.. I could learn to poop in the most inconvenient places easily...
avoiding injuries
Footballguy
Napping. No stress naps.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
(tie) Gettin' on my lipstick/Posting about buttmustard ice cream
psychobillies
Footballguy
I have no desire to lick my balls. What's the matter with you people?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
A boyfriend is having his first dinner at his girlfriends house with her parents. Things are going great when the women leave the table to give the men some time to talk. Suddenly, the boyfriend feels bloated and is trying to not fart in the dead silence. The family dog, Duke, is sitting under his chair and he gets an idea. He slowly lets one go when the father yells "Duke!". The plan worked and he lets a louder one go. "Duke!" the father says again. The boyfriend finally decides to go for broke and lets out as much as he can. "DUKE! Get out from under that chair before that boy ####s on you!"
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
sticking my nose indiscriminately between human legs
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
nirad3
Footballguy
I've only owned one dog in my life (God I love that girl) and I absolutely know what her favorite activity is. As a black lab she is 100% into chasing balls. Give that girl a tennis ball and she's in Heaven. So, that's what I picked. Now that she's older, though, she does enjoy napping.
