if you were stuck on a desert island and could have 1 thing what would it be? (1 Viewer)

[grateful zed]

a boat?

 

[AAABatteries]

Fleshlight?

 

[grateful zed]

sunscreen

 

[AAABatteries]

Jessica Alba 

 

[wikkidpissah]

i'd take Susan Boyle w a lighter over Alba

ETA: and i'd take MayorPete w a line of Coleman products over her

 

[Neal Cassady]

An Everlasting Gobstopper 

 

[Brony]

1st pick in traditional snake draft format 

 

[wikkidpissah]

1st pick in traditional snake draft format 

draft the deadliest snake first?

 

[Parrothead]

ability to fly

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,  or a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot.

 

[NutterButter]

one of those lamps with a genie in it that gives you 3 wishes

 

[Angry Beavers]

The entire swedish bikini team

 

[trogg78]

Brooke Shields

 

[WDIK2]

A satellite phone with 1 minute of battery time.

 

[Chaka]

What's a desert island?  Is it an actual desert surrounded by water?  Is that even a thing?

 

[Dezbelief]

What's a desert island?  Is it an actual desert surrounded by water?  Is that even a thing?

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A desert island, or uninhabited island, is an island, islet or atoll that is not permanently populated by humans. Uninhabited islands are often depicted in movies or stories about shipwrecked people, and are also used as stereotypes for the idea of "paradise".

 

[Dezbelief]

It wouldn't be 500 lbs of moose meat.

 

[Chaka]

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A desert island, or uninhabited island, is an island, islet or atoll that is not permanently populated by humans. Uninhabited islands are often depicted in movies or stories about shipwrecked people, and are also used as stereotypes for the idea of "paradise".

Isn't that a deserted island?

 

[Chaka]

Sorry guys, I'm calling 

It just doesn't make sense.

 

[Dezbelief]

Isn't that a deserted island?

If it's on Google it must be true. 

 

[Spike]

Kate Beckinsale

 

[NotSmart]

Total consciousness.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

A volleyball.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

one of those lamps with a genie in it that gives you 3 wishes

Such as circa 1965 Barbara Eden.  Don't bother saving me, she can just blink in anything we need.

 

[Osaurus]

Replicator 

 

[E Street Brat]

Isn't that a deserted island?

I'll have  cherry pie.

 

[JaxBill]

I'll have  cherry pie.

That's a desserted island.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

Diane Lane

 

[TheIronSheik]

A smoke monster.

 

[worrierking]

One of Mary Ann's coconut cream pies.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

One of Mary Ann's coconut cream pies.

With just a sprinkle of Ginger on top.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Satellite phone with full battery

 

[lardonastick]

1952 Topps Mickey Mantle

 

[dickey moe]

Toilet paper

 

[Ilov80s]

1952 Topps Mickey Mantle

For sure, as long as it’s in mint condition 

 

[Spike]

Toilet paper

For sure, as long as it’s in mint condition 

 

[dickey moe]

Diane Lane

For sure, as long as it's in mint condition.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

For sure, as long as it's in mint condition.

yes and with an endless supply of shaving cream and razors...

 

[Weebs210]

Two chicks at the same time