I'm Five Years Ahead Of My Time (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

I'm reading these threads and I don't want to wish all you saps a Happy Thanksgiving, I just want to tell you that I'm five years ahead of you. All of you. I'm wearing skinny jeans five years before they become popular again. I bought vinyl and never even traded in my record player. I'm already shopping at the new Barney's @Major. Oh, you think you've lapped me? Look into my mind and follow right behind...

Suckers. I'm Five. Years. Ahead. Of My. Time. 

And I say ooh bit bit ooh bit bit ooh bit bit yeah! 

 

[rockaction]

And, oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! 

 

[Ilov80s]

The song rocks 

 

[dkp993]

That’s interesting, as I’ve entered into my mid forties I’ve come to realize I’m 15 yrs behind the times.  
 

Will someone please turn down that music and get those kids off my lawn!

 

[rockaction]

That’s interesting, as I’ve entered into my mid forties I’ve come to realize I’m 15 yrs behind the times.  

Will someone please turn down that music and get those kids off my lawn!

What went unspoken in my post is that I'm so far behind the times that I'm actually in front of the people who are ahead of theirs. It's all relative. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

Sad

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I always felt that way too.  Drank bourbon and smoked cigars way before it became popular.  Of course cigars really aren't any longer. Plus really just following what the men in my family did so not exactly original but growing up in the 80's most people weren't doing it.

I'm currently rocking Ned Ryerson with side burns now.  You see a bunch of old dudes with male pattern baldness that start doing this,you can punch me later.

However, if you do see it, I'm going to start wearing sweatpants with a shirt and tie.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I check back in 5 years and grade your report card.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I'm five years ahead of your time, too.....