I'm starting a new band (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

So I have a spare in my office that my boss gave me the ok to turn in to practice space at night and on weekends.

I found a drummer on CL but he had no kit because he reacently moved here too and was kind of broke.  I found a full pearl forum series kit with cymbals and DW 3000 pedals and various other accessories.

The guy wanted 500 but I chiseled him down to 425 and picked it up

its mint. Well over 3 times the value in equipment

i found two guitar player brothers from the desert on CL that are coming to jam this weekend with us and they are bringing a PA for me to do vocals with

so my next plan is to learn bass

i found an in ibanez 5 string SR 305 with and for 400 on cl

i chiseled the guy down to 350 and I'm picking it up tomorrow

it looks mint in the pics

any bassists that can recommend a good training video or tool? I've held a bass and guitar a handful of times in my life

also name suggestions are welcome

its going to be brutally heavy music

 

[sports_fan]

The Homeschool Dropouts

 

[RokNRole]

The Homeschool Dropouts

Not heavy enough

 

[Cybergeek]

 

[Despyzer]

also name suggestions are welcome

I bet Willie's got some great suggestions.

 

[RokNRole]

I bet Willie's got some great suggestions.

I would love to hear them.

Im at Panera again and bored as hell.

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

22 Pilots.

 

[RokNRole]

22 Pilots.

Inappropriate 

this is going to be a super heavy band

 

[VA703]

Cadaver Cunnilingus

 

[Worm]

THE FACE MELTS

DEATH JUMP

WAR GASM

 

[NutterButter]

this one was actually pretty funny to read

 

[El Floppo]

I dont' think there are any licensing problems with using Panera. and it's almost as hard as Pantera- like, one letter less hard.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Ununseptium. Its the heaviest metal recognized on the periodic table of elements, unless they managed to confirm another recently.  I can't keep up any more.  That should make a good name for a heavy metal band.

 

[wikkidpissah]

Sloppy Fondue

 

[TheAristocrat]

Don't have a name.  Be like Prince was for a time and just be a symbol.

Maybe a dickdrawing?

 

[sports_fan]

Flaccid Rain

 

[Franknbeans]

Feces

 

[wikkidpissah]

None Inch Nails

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Diarrhea Gorilla

 

[RokNRole]

Guys this is for a serious band so it needs a serious name

not like whatever Willie was doing.

its got to be serious and heavy

 

[Franknbeans]

the Deplorables

 

[RokNRole]

Cadaver Cunnilingus

Going in the right direction but too gory

 

[RokNRole]

THE FACE MELTS

DEATH JUMP

WAR GASM

Also in the right direction but needs a little more pizazz and to not be taken by another band like wargasm

 

[RokNRole]

Ununseptium. Its the heaviest metal recognized on the periodic table of elements, unless they managed to confirm another recently.  I can't keep up any more.  That should make a good name for a heavy metal band.

This is going on the list

 

[RokNRole]

Sloppy Fondue

Strikes me as more of an album title

 

[RokNRole]

Feces

That's the title of our upcoming rock opera about FCs personality

 

[RokNRole]

Flaccid Rain

Just no

 

[jomar]

let me know if you need someone on the bongos

 

[RokNRole]

Diarrhea Gorilla

Too early floyd

 

[RokNRole]

None Inch Nails

You can do better than this

 

[RokNRole]

let me know if you need someone on the bongos

Probably not on every song. Maybe on a bonus track like when pantera  did planet caravan

 

[sports_fan]

Dildos in the Dish Rack

 

[honky kong]

Funereal Disease

 

[RokNRole]

Dildos in the Dish Rack

Too meat loaf

 

[RokNRole]

Funereal Disease

That's knocking on the door but not loud enough to get in

 

[RokNRole]

Nobody plays bass that can point a beginner in the right direction?

 

[captain_amazing]

Cleavage Asphyxiation 

 

[RokNRole]

Cleavage Asphyxiation 

Too frat boy

 

[Despyzer]

Nobody plays bass that can point a beginner in the right direction?

Once you introduced the option of suggesting band titles, the rest of your original post went completely ignored.

 

[Rove!]

Leather Boys

 

[Rove!]

Swordfighters

 

[Rove!]

Face Rammer

 

[Christo]

The Chapless Asses

 

[RokNRole]

Leather Boys

Paints the wrong picture

 

[sports_fan]

Torn But Whole

 

[RokNRole]

This is serious guys

 

[wikkidpissah]

This is serious guys

Goldentrump

 

[Cybergeek]

Afterbirth

 

[RokNRole]

Afterbirth

Taken

 

[Cybergeek]

Deathtosterone