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Interesting/bizarre/unique/funny crime thread? El Chapo's son and El Mayo arrested by U.S. authorities (1 Viewer)

Weiner arrested and charged with exposing weiner.

"About 3:15 p.m. police received several reports of a man causing an interruption to traffic on Route 16 in Dover. Multiple passing drivers reported that the man was naked and running or walking within the travel lanes of the Spaulding Turnpike, according to police. Troopers quickly located Weiner and took him into custody with the assistance of officers from the Dover Police Department, police said."
 
fatness said:
Weiner arrested and charged with exposing weiner.

"About 3:15 p.m. police received several reports of a man causing an interruption to traffic on Route 16 in Dover. Multiple passing drivers reported that the man was naked and running or walking within the travel lanes of the Spaulding Turnpike, according to police. Troopers quickly located Weiner and took him into custody with the assistance of officers from the Dover Police Department, police said."
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Police found his getaway car nearby.
 
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A lost, hungry, and tired baby seal was rescued while crawling a street in New Haven, CT.
Apparently it came on land to avoid harm and doesn't know how to catch fish on its own yet. They're going to try to rehabilitate it and release it.

picture of sad seal
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Good luck getting him to eat fish after he tries the coal fired pizza
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The sad part is that the seal later died.
 
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Man claims he was shot by his dog while lying in bed

For some reason I doubt the guy's story.

"The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed. Oreo, the one-year-old pit bull, allegedly got his paw stuck in the trigger guard, and he hit the trigger. Kirkwood was grazed by a bullet in the top of his left thigh.

Reports say the female friend left the scene after the accidental shooting and took the gun with her."
 
fatness said:
Man claims he was shot by his dog while lying in bed

For some reason I doubt the guy's story.

"The Memphis Police Department responded to the accidental injury call in the 700 block of Whitney Avenue just before 4 a.m., where Jerald Kirkwood told police he was lying in bed with his female friend when his dog jumped on the bed. Oreo, the one-year-old pit bull, allegedly got his paw stuck in the trigger guard, and he hit the trigger. Kirkwood was grazed by a bullet in the top of his left thigh.

Reports say the female friend left the scene after the accidental shooting and took the gun with her."
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I swear some people have dogs just so they have someone to blame for their own stupidity.
 
It's going to take awhile to top this headline:

"Woman who planned to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs avoids jail in Melbourne court sentencing"

"A woman who planned to sell human toes on an online black market after dogs regurgitated them has avoided jail “by the barest of possible margins”.
Joanna Kathlyn Kinman was employed at a Victorian animal shelter as a ranger when two dogs vomited up the toes and other remains in February 2024. The dogs had been surrendered to the shelter after the death of their owner, whose name was suppressed. The man died of natural causes before his pets had eaten parts of his body."
 
A man and a woman ran afoul of the law when they were caught having sex on a grave in a local cemetery which is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

"A trooper with a K-9 stopped to give the dog a rest break at about 4 p.m. Thursday near the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery off Interstate 75 near Webster in Sumter County, according to an arrest report from the Florida Highway Patrol. The trooper spotted a white Nissan parked in front of the cemetery with the windows down and no one in the immediate area. Other troopers, who were also present, “observed a white male and female at the rear of the cemetery engaged in sexual activity on top of unknown grave #43.” The troopers approached the couple who went back to their vehicle to 'obtain clothing.' "

"The man, who had suffered a leg injury, was transported to Dade City Hospital. The report indicated a warrant will be sought for his arrest."
 
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A man and a woman ran afoul of the law when they were caught having sex on a grave in a local cemetery which is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

"A trooper with a K-9 stopped to give the dog a rest break at about 4 p.m. Thursday near the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery off Interstate 75 near Webster in Sumter County, according to an arrest report from the Florida Highway Patrol. The trooper spotted a white Nissan parked in front of the cemetery with the windows down and no one in the immediate area. Other troopers, who were also present, “observed a white male and female at the rear of the cemetery engaged in sexual activity on top of unknown grave #43.” The troopers approached the couple who went back to their vehicle to 'obtain clothing.' "

"The man, who had suffered a leg injury, was transported to Dade City Hospital. The report indicated a warrant will be sought for his arrest."
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Race to the bottom.
 
A Harvard scientist from Russia has been detained by ICE since February for failing to declare frog embryos
Bizarre story.
A Russian scientist at Harvard Medical School was detained by ICE in February after she failed to declare frog embryos at customs. According to a statement from her lawyer, Gregory Romanovsky, Kseniia Petrova has been a foreign scholar conducting biomedical research at Harvard on a J-1 visa since May 2023. When she returned from a trip abroad on Feb. 16, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer at Logan International Airport discovered that Petrova had not completed the required customs paperwork for a “non-hazardous scientific sample” she was transporting from an affiliated lab in France.
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Under U.S. customs laws, CBP can seize the item and issue a fine, Romanovsky said. Instead, CBP canceled Petrova’s visa and detained her. Romanovsky said CBP transferred her custody to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). Petrova is at Richwood Detention Facility in Lousiana, 1,500 miles away from her home in Boston and immigration counsel.
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I'm really surprised that alcohol was involved here:
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Florida Woman Charged With Conch Bonking

MARCH 31--Another unique weapon has been unlocked in the Sunshine State. A Florida Woman, 40, has been charged with felony battery for allegedly attacking a male acquaintance with a deadly weapon, “t
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"Investigators charge that Nikki Quarterman was “very intoxicated” when she got into a “verbal domestic related argument” with the 63-year-old victim around 11:30 AM Saturday. The pair have been in an on-and-off relationship for the past decade, according to a criminal complaint. “After the argument,” Quarterman “took her clothes off and started to break everything” in the victim’s St. Petersburg residence, cops reported. After the man got Quarterman to go outside, she allegedly grabbed a “10-12 inch dried conch shell” and “swung it at the victim multiple times.” Quarterman (seen above) then threw the conch shell at the victim, who suffered a laceration to his hand when he sought to block the incoming shell. She then locked herself in the victim’s garage, but was “taken into custody there after a brief struggle.”
 
"Sir, Ths Is An Applebees!"

"A drunk man wearing a pink wig, fake breasts, and a pink thong was arrested Friday evening for causing a disturbance outside the chain restaurant, where concerned diners had their eatin’ good in the neighborhood disrupted."

"The “extremely disoriented” Ciriello tried to “enter a vehicle that did not belong to him,” cops reported. When questioned by deputies, Ciriello was unable to answer basic questions “such as where he was, where he came from, and what state he was in.”"
 
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"Sir, Ths Is An Applebees!"

"A drunk man wearing a pink wig, fake breasts, and a pink thong was arrested Friday evening for causing a disturbance outside the chain restaurant, where concerned diners had their eatin’ good in the neighborhood disrupted."

"The “extremely disoriented” Ciriello tried to “enter a vehicle that did not belong to him,” cops reported. When questioned by deputies, Ciriello was unable to answer basic questions “such as where he was, where he came from, and what state he was in.”"
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Pretty clear what state he was in.
 
El Floppo said:
fatness said:
"Sir, Ths Is An Applebees!"

"A drunk man wearing a pink wig, fake breasts, and a pink thong was arrested Friday evening for causing a disturbance outside the chain restaurant, where concerned diners had their eatin’ good in the neighborhood disrupted."

"The “extremely disoriented” Ciriello tried to “enter a vehicle that did not belong to him,” cops reported. When questioned by deputies, Ciriello was unable to answer basic questions “such as where he was, where he came from, and what state he was in.”"
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Pretty clear what state he was in.
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He's living in his own private Idaho, underground like a wild potato.
 
Florida man threw bottles of pee on worker, business that denied him interview

The suspect, 51-year-old John Connaughton, was accused of throwing bottles of urine inside Doors, Moulding & More, hitting at least one employee, NBC affiliate WFLA reported.

Authorities said Connaughton filled multiple bottles with pee, went to the front doorway and splashed the contents into the building because he was mad that they would not give him a job interview. The urine splattered on the bare legs of an employee along with merchandise valued at an estimated $1,000, WFLA reported citing an arrest report. He then allegedly fled on foot and was chased by the victim, at which point he raised a skateboard in the air as if to hit him with it.
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Saskatoon police vehicle stolen while officers chasing drunk man on foot

Police say officers were patrolling an area west of downtown Sunday morning when a drunk man, who was carrying open liquor, traipsed onto the road in front of them. Police arrested the man after a brief chase on foot — only to discover their vehicle had been stolen while they were gone. They say the vehicle was found about 15 minutes later in a back alley a couple of blocks north of where it had been parked.
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A guy and his mom won $167 million in Powerball. He went out to celebrate with his girlfriend. His name is Farthing. His girlfriend's name is Fightmaster. His mom's name is Grizzle. Farthing and Fightmaster went to the bar at some hotel and got in fights.

Both Farthing and Fightmaster were arrested during the alleged brawl, but Fightmaster only ended up being charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication. Fightmaster’s affidavit stated that she was allegedly “trying to fight the other patrons at the bar” while “yelling, screaming, and making incoherent statements.” Farthing, however, was charged with a battery on a law enforcement officer, a felony.
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lawandcrime.com

New $167M Powerball winner won't be making quick exit from jail after bar fight: Police

A Kentucky man won the Powerball lottery in his home state and then allegedly got into a bar fight in Florida where he kicked a cop in the face.
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fatness said:
A guy and his mom won $167 million in Powerball. He went out to celebrate with his girlfriend. His name is Farthing. His girlfriend's name is Fightmaster. His mom's name is Grizzle. Farthing and Fightmaster went to the bar at some hotel and got in fights.

Both Farthing and Fightmaster were arrested during the alleged brawl, but Fightmaster only ended up being charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication. Fightmaster’s affidavit stated that she was allegedly “trying to fight the other patrons at the bar” while “yelling, screaming, and making incoherent statements.” Farthing, however, was charged with a battery on a law enforcement officer, a felony.
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lawandcrime.com

New $167M Powerball winner won't be making quick exit from jail after bar fight: Police

A Kentucky man won the Powerball lottery in his home state and then allegedly got into a bar fight in Florida where he kicked a cop in the face.
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That really is hard to believe. Amazingly dumb.
 
Harry Frogfish said:
fatness said:
A guy and his mom won $167 million in Powerball. He went out to celebrate with his girlfriend. His name is Farthing. His girlfriend's name is Fightmaster. His mom's name is Grizzle. Farthing and Fightmaster went to the bar at some hotel and got in fights.

Both Farthing and Fightmaster were arrested during the alleged brawl, but Fightmaster only ended up being charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication. Fightmaster’s affidavit stated that she was allegedly “trying to fight the other patrons at the bar” while “yelling, screaming, and making incoherent statements.” Farthing, however, was charged with a battery on a law enforcement officer, a felony.
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lawandcrime.com

New $167M Powerball winner won't be making quick exit from jail after bar fight: Police

A Kentucky man won the Powerball lottery in his home state and then allegedly got into a bar fight in Florida where he kicked a cop in the face.
lawandcrime.com lawandcrime.com
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That really is hard to believe. Amazingly dumb.
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But great names though.
 
Three Montana Army National Guard members face criminal trespassing charges from the Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks after a UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter that they were flying in allegedly landed on private property in the Crazy Mountain foothills of Sweet Grass County. While on the ground, the helicopter crew allegedly took elk antlers from the private ranch land, according to witnesses and officials.
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Antler airlift: Guardsmen charged in elk antler trespassing case via helicopter

Three Montana Army National Guard members face criminal trespassing charges from the Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks after a UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter that they were flying in
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Homeowner told to demolish house supposed to be 'stallion semen collection business'

:lol:

In 2014, planning permission was granted to build a replacement stable block and a specialist horse laboratory at the site, with a small upstairs flat linked to the lab use. The plans were approved on the basis that the building would be used for a countryside business, with the residential flat only to be used in connection with the laboratory use. However, even though the outside of the building looked like the approved plans, the inside was very different. A later investigation showed that the inside of the building looked nothing like the approved plans for the lab and business, the council said. Instead, it was built and used solely as a residential house from the start. There was no evidence that the laboratory use was ever implemented.
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I guess it's too late for hubby to dress up like a horse when the inspectors show up to check the lab and samples.
 
Things I didn't expect to read today:

"A man who admitted sexually gratifying himself with pool floats has pleaded guilty to a months-long burglary spree that netted him dozens of inflatable partners, according to court records."
During police questioning, Monnin reportedly admitted burglarizing several residences and swiping “many floats.” Monnin directed investigators to a vacant house--across the street from his Palm Bay residence--where he stored the purloined floats. As detailed in a police report, cops found about 75 pool floats in the house. As detailed in a police report, cops found about 75 pool floats in As detailed in a police report, cops found about 75 pool floats in the house. A search warrant inventory lists some of the seized items: a lounge chair with cup holders; a duck float; a lobster float; a french fries float; a pizza float; a turtle float; a whale float; a banana float; an elephant float; a watermelon float; and a float shaped like a piece of bacon. He also had stolen a Shaquille O’Neal-branded “Shaq” inflatable lounger.
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Leaders of 'orgasmic meditation' women's wellness company OneTaste convicted in forced labor trial

Prosecutors had argued the two women ran a yearslong scheme that groomed adherents — many of them victims of sexual trauma — to do their bidding.
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Prosecutors had argued the two women ran a yearslong scheme that groomed adherents — many of them victims of sexual trauma — to do their bidding. They said Daedone, 57, of New York, and Cherwitz, 44, of California, used economic, sexual and psychological abuse, intimidation and indoctrination to force OneTaste members into sexual acts they found uncomfortable or repulsive, such as having sex with prospective investors or clients. The two told followers the questionable acts were necessary in order to obtain "freedom" and "enlightenment" and demonstrate their commitment to the organization's principles. Prosecutors said OneTaste leaders also didn't pay promised earnings to the members-turned-workers and even forced some of them to take out new credit cards to continue taking the company's courses.
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That's some sick stuff right there. It's not getting the same amount of press that the NXIVM cult, probably due to lack of celebrities.
 
Huge alligator 'cited for suspicion of being a dinosaur' in N.C.

On Wednesday, May 28, 2025, deputies in Onslow County and officers with NC Wildlife Resources Commission wrangled this prehistoric perp off the pavement today after he was caught loitering near the double yellow line on Old 30 Road. Witnesses say he was just chilling and snapping, clearly ignoring the "no loitering or lounging on roadways" sign. Pepe the Gator, 350-400 lbs, and almost 10 feet in length, has been cited for Suspicion of Being a Dinosaur Without Proper Papers, Public Loitering with Intent to Sunbathe, and Obstructing Traffic.
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Man arrested for robbery claims victim was a werewolf

A man was booked into Salt Lake County jail Saturday after police say he assaulted a victim, claiming they were a werewolf.
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Jose Manuel Perez, 24, was booked on one felony count of Aggravate Robbery. Booking documents filed by Salt Lake City Police state the investigation began around 2:15 p.m., after they received multiple calls reporting an assault in progress at a business where the Perez and the victim were getting lunch. The documents do not state the exact location where this occurred. The victim attempted to flee multiple times, but Perez kept them restrained in a choke hold. He then pulled out "a wooden stake with a nail in it," telling the victim they were a werewolf and that "he was going to pierce [their] heart."
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He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
 
fatness said:
www.fox13now.com

Man arrested for robbery claims victim was a werewolf

A man was booked into Salt Lake County jail Saturday after police say he assaulted a victim, claiming they were a werewolf.
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Jose Manuel Perez, 24, was booked on one felony count of Aggravate Robbery. Booking documents filed by Salt Lake City Police state the investigation began around 2:15 p.m., after they received multiple calls reporting an assault in progress at a business where the Perez and the victim were getting lunch. The documents do not state the exact location where this occurred. The victim attempted to flee multiple times, but Perez kept them restrained in a choke hold. He then pulled out "a wooden stake with a nail in it," telling the victim they were a werewolf and that "he was going to pierce [their] heart."
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He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
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Maybe they were playing werewolf?
 
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