Intruder kills 920 chickens with a golf club (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

CALIFORNIA TEENS ARRESTED IN 920 CHICKEN DEATHS

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) -- Deputies have arrested four young men - one adult and three juveniles - suspected of breaking into a Foster Farms chicken ranch and killing more than 900 birds with a golf club in California.

Fresno County sheriff's officials acting on several tips Wednesday tracked down 18-year-old Gabriel Quintero of Riverdale. Also taken into custody were two 17-year-olds and a 15-year-old.

Gabriel Quintero, Teenager

Caught by detectives in the special agriculture task force established to investigate farming-related crimes?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So it was 4 people? Did they rent a cart or hire a caddy?

 

[Tom Servo]

So it was 4 people? Did they rent a cart or hire a caddy?

I'm thinking they walked the course.

 

[bushdocda]

Strange they used one club.

 

[Tom Servo]

Strange they used one club.

It was a cluck cluck course.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Was his Name Col. Sanders?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

CALIFORNIA TEENS ARRESTED IN 920 CHICKEN DEATHS

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) -- Deputies have arrested four young men - one adult and three juveniles - suspected of breaking into a Foster Farms chicken ranch and killing more than 900 birds with a golf club in California.

Fresno County sheriff's officials acting on several tips Wednesday tracked down 18-year-old Gabriel Quintero of Riverdale. Also taken into custody were two 17-year-olds and a 15-year-old.

Gabriel Quintero, Teenager

Caught by detectives in the special agriculture task force established to investigate farming-related crimes?

cow tipping and sex with sheep is considered a crime

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

probably quicker than choking 920 chickens.

definitely faster than choking one chicken 920 times.

 

[T Bell]

probably quicker than choking 920 chickens.

definitely faster than choking one chicken 920 times.

They're teens, so I'm not sure that's necessarily true.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

It's too bad they couldn't find 80 more. It's like ordering the 86 ounce steak and eating 85 ounces before calling it quits.

I think it would be more like eating 79.12 ounces, then calling it quits.

 

[TheIronSheik]

920 chickens? Pfft. Try 300,000 chickens!!! Although, I doubt it was done with a golf club.

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[Joe Summer]

920 chickens? Pfft. Try 300,000 chickens!!! Although, I doubt it was done with a golf club.

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"Depending on the age of the birds, they knew whether to jack the heat up or jack the heat off," Garrett said.

 

[tri-man 47]

920 chickens? Pfft. Try 300,000 chickens!!! Although, I doubt it was done with a golf club.

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So probably done by someone who was recently fired? Now they're really not getting their job back since they killed the business.

eta: I hope whoever did this doesn't go to work at a retirement home. Losing their job there could get really ugly.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

920 chickens? Pfft. Try 300,000 chickens!!! Although, I doubt it was done with a golf club.

LINK

So probably done by someone who was recently fired? Now they're really not getting their job back since they killed the business.

eta: I hope whoever did this doesn't go to work at a retirement home. Losing their job there could get really ugly.

Start hiding pillows.

 

[BigJohn]

jack the heat off

Woah.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I would have thought that a chicken would be worth like $10.

 

[Gator Shawn]

jack the heat off

Woah.

Heat could not be reached for comment, but sources close to him indicate he hoped the decision was in his favor.

 

[SlaX]

This obviously can't be true. After three hits the chickens would have gone berserk and murdered him.

I know some won't get that, but I loved it.