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Issue with forward massage therapist (1 Viewer)

Wow. Your wife gets to dictate what you wear during a massage? Was she like this while you were dating?

 
Wow. Your wife gets to dictate what you wear during a massage? Was she like this while you were dating?
:confused:

Dude she is joking.
Sure she was. Go ahead and take the underwear off and tell her afterwards. Report back. :coffee:
Have you not read this thread? I choose to leave the underwear on, guy.
Try it once without, unless you're afraid the wife will remove your other ball.
:lmao:

 
Next time bring a boom box and a CD of funky 70s instrumentals. Halfway through the massage, say "Gee, you always make me feel so good, I feel like I should return the favor." Stand up, revealing your full erection, then hit play on the boom box. Report back.

 
When I saw the thread title tonight I read it as:

issue with forward massage the rapist.

Thought I was in for a great update

 
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