kip stabone said:
Agree that this was not a strong episode. A little Charlie lawyering could have fixed that.
Objection! Hearsay
Charlie: Look, buddy, I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well-educated, well-versed. I know that situations like this-- real estate-wise-- they're very complex.Attorney: Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boilerplate.Charlie: Okay, well, we're all hungry. We're going to get to our hot plates soon enough. All right? But let's talk about the contract.Attorney: Sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?Charlie: Uh, well, I could ask you that very same question.Attorney: I went to Harvard.Charlie: Ah.Attorney: Mm-hmm, how about you? Where-- yeah?Charlie: I'm pleading the fifth, sir.Attorney: I'd advise that you do that.Charlie: And I'll take that advice into cooperation. All right? Now, let's say you and I go toe- to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.Attorney: You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything, um, close to that, and I can see clearly you know nothing about the law. It seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.Charlie: Okay, well, filibuster.Attorney: Do you, do you know what that word means?Charlie: Yep.Attorney: Yeah, what's that mean?Charlie: Run!