Kitten mittens/**** towel is one of the best.
I know it was mentioned before but any epsiode with Charlie and his literarcy crack me up.
When Dennis was running for office and Charlie wrote his speech.
"Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense! "
When scouting the bar that wins the pub crawl and the room that say private he thought said Pirate.
Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh ####! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked "Private." Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: Nah, I was talking abou...I didn't say...did you...what did you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say "There was a door marked pirate living in there."
Charlie: Well are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?
Dennis: You're the one that....Jesus Christ man, ####.
Here is a link for Charlies literacy
http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/Charlie's_illiteracy
And Sunny quotes
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/It's_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia
Mac - Chase Utley letter is the best
Dee: [reading a letter Mac wrote to baseball player Chase Utley] Alright, Oh #### there's stickers. "Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike." Really? "I would love to meet you some day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real 'home run.'"
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### #### I love this show