I know some of you are probably not going to want to be filmed in your essence but let me be clear, we will not be using any real names in this movie. You will be known as your footballguy handle only and that is how you will be listed in the credits. Yes those close to you, are going to recognize you but I am not asking you to be anything but yourself and they should already be familiar with those complexities and oddities.
In the case of Bryant and Dodds and possibly Tremblay, I may need to make an exception. I do think it will lend an aura of credibility if I can use your full nomen appelature and since you guys are the straight shooters on this board, that will be necesary. Not that this whole movie won't be real but I think the audience is going to have a hard time believing some of you exist.
Some themes I am going to be exploring..
The Russian Bride Draft
Capturing the Mood on the board the morning of 9/11, your posts that day
I am going to need the rights to some of these love triangles
The passing of an internet friend
Tasting the Flesh
Psychological profiles of your typical FFA poster vs your Shark Pool Guys
The Lhucksian controversies and how he created a legion of haters
What was going through your mind during your first cornhole, nervous, excited? How you felt afterward. Dirty, sick, the launching of a real friendship?
Board wars
The trials and tribulations of the Mad Sceintist- Cosjobs- and his business schemes
The tuna incident and how you reacted when your wife took your Tommy Bahamas to the wrong drycleaner
10 minute interview with Mr Ham- I won't ask any questions, I am expecting a full monologue for the entire 10 minutes
Religious debates and threads- meet the participants
Spotlighting some threads where there has been heated debate and filming a couple of the participants when they are meeting for the first time in real life
You are at the Canadian border, customs is asking a lot of questions and you have to explain how you and the FBG in the car know each other
There has to be one feel good story, maybe the way the board came together during Katrina?