J.J. Watt: 'I've eaten burritos bigger than' Ray Rice (1 Viewer)

[Faust]

J.J. Watt: 'I've eaten burritos bigger than' Ray Rice

By Marc Sessler

Around the League Writer

The Baltimore Ravens aren't laughing about Sunday's 43-13 loss to the Houston Texans, but we can.

At least at a snippet of audio pulled from the wreckage of that Baltimore defeat.

NFL Films wired Texans defensive end J.J. Watt for "Sound FX," which previewed on ESPN during "Monday Night Football" and offered this gem:

Watt telling tiny Ravens running back Ray Rice, "I've eaten burritos bigger than you."

We don't doubt a word of it.

The 5-foot-9 Rice never got cooking against Houston, running for an uncharacteristic 45 yards.

Watt didn't have much trouble digesting Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco, either. The Texans' terror has destroyed passers all season and leads the NFL with 9.5 sacks and 10 deflected passes.

Rice was lucky to get out of that place alive.

You can watch the video here.

 

[ldizzle]

Who cares

 

[everydayj]

Who cares

I found it vaguely entertaining.

 

[just_want_2_win]

I heard that quote on the DP Show today.

If he has, then J.J. might beat out Bono or Randy Marsh for biggest crap ever:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Crap

www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s11e09-more-crap

 

[Darryl Talley]

I always ask for extra rice at Chipotle.

 

[steveski]

I heard that quote on the DP Show today. If he has, then J.J. might beat out Bono or Randy Marsh for biggest crap ever:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Crapwww.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s11e09-more-crap

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

 

[footballnerd]

Thought it was hilarious cuz rice came over and gave him an extra shot after the play was dead, watts confronts him, words are exchanged, as rice is def not backing down, then watts jokingly makes his comment "man ive eaten burritos bigger than you."

 

[LittlePhatty]

Who cares

Because it's funny.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Watt?

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

In fairness the La Bamba burritos in Madison are ####### massive.

 

[Reepicheep]

They played the clip at halftime last night, I about fell off the couch.