Joe T's Fantasy Football League- Joe T will pay all winners! (1 Viewer)

[jon_mx]

It has already been a headline for weeks that the draft starts Aug 11th. Are we really going to drafter earlier if people pay earlier? I like to have a few pre-season games before the draft anyways.

We can move the due date back go the 15th if you need to hold off till payday to get your $100 together, GB.

Awesome! That might save me from going to one of those pay day loan places. What do those places charge anyways?

 

[flapgreen]

 

[jon_mx]

BTW....it is $14.99 for a 7 day loan on $100. I am in the wrong business.

 

[Raider Nation]

I see we had 16-man rosters. Please remind me what the weekly starting lineup requirement consists of. The 2013 website didn't store the matchup details.

 

[jon_mx]

I see we had 16-man rosters. Please remind me what the weekly starting lineup requirement consists of. The 2013 website didn't store the matchup details.

If I recall, we must start 4 kickers, so grab them early.

 

[jon_mx]

Actually, I think it is 1 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE and two Flexes.

 

[flapgreen]

Actually, I think it is 1 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE and two Flexes.

Do you plan on being on vacation in San Diego again with your family, while posting in the thread but not drafting a player?

 

[jon_mx]

Actually, I think it is 1 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE and two Flexes.

Do you plan on being on vacation in San Diego again with your family, while posting in the thread but not drafting a player?

Not planning on, but I can arrange it. it was a business trip that I brought my family along on, so it was kind of double busy.

 

[flapgreen]

Stick with the check into cash place and leave the family vacations until next year

 

[Unlucky]

The Ref paid

 

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We doing the annual elephant walk as part of pre-draft opening ceremonies again this year?

 

[phrozen]

paying today

also during the draft I am taking my sweet time. we finished last year in plenty of time so no rushing picks. you mf'ers will just have to deal.

 

[Greggity]

paying today

also during the draft I am taking my sweet time. we finished last year in plenty of time so no rushing picks. you mf'ers will just have to deal.

Yes i always enjoy one pick per day. Makes it very exciting. Shows everyone how busy and important you are! Good for you Gar.....

 

[Pumpnick]

how many left to pay? saratoga select sale is a fantastic event to go to btw.

 

[Mister CIA]

I received an email from Paypal stating that the payment cleared.

 

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Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

 

[timschochet]

Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

What's the most expensive league you're in?

 

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Downloaded the new RotoGods DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

What's the most expensive league you're in?

16T : $5k buyin with $100 wire moves.

$2k weekly high score payout

40/30/20/10 payout with winner taking 100% of FA cash as well.

(none of this is true)

 

[jon_mx]

Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

Where did you finish in the guppy league last year?

 

[Greggity]

Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

Where did you finish in the guppy league last year?

He probably did poor knowing icon, blouses.....

 

[timschochet]

$5000 buy in? JFC. You guys are way too serious for me...

 

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Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

Where did you finish in the guppy league last year?

Made the playoffs, but you can't really expect Flap and I to dedicate large chunks of our very valuable time to low-buyin leagues like this, can you? Makes for an excellent shtick league, though!

 

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Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

Where did you finish in the guppy league last year?

He probably did poor knowing icon, blouses.....

Usually get 30-35k in FA pickups. Guy who won first place last year bought a M3 with the winnings.

also, not at all true.

 

[Greggity]

Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

Where did you finish in the guppy league last year?

Made the playoffs, but you can't really expect Flap and I to dedicate large chunks of our very valuable time to low-buyin leagues like this, can you? Makes for an excellent shtick league, though!

LOL "LOOK AT MEEEEEEE" LOL

 

[Pumpnick]

winner takes all format?

 

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winner takes all format?

Is there any other way?

 

[Pumpnick]

winner takes all format?

Is there any other way?

inferior ways

 

[Raider Nation]

Think I proposed that last year. It wasn't popular.

 

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So you poor people done rubbing your nickles together long enough to make some dimes?

I Hear there are some openings in some $10 leagues down the hall.

 

[Greggity]

So you poor people done rubbing your nickles together long enough to make some dimes?

I Hear there are some openings in some $10 leagues down the hall.

Im in about 15 leagues all ranging from 100 to 300 which is small money but it adds up i suppose since i keep adding leagues. Damn addiction....

 

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!TIMLEEG NEWSFLASH!

TimLeeg's Bulgarian correspondent Yanitsa with the first TimLeeg Newsflash for 2014

"TimLeeg welcomes token hillbilly, Peens, to the League"

For those who struggle with Bulgarian accents:

Spoiler

TimLeague apprehensively welcomes infamous racist hillbilly peens. Known for his notoriously poor finishes due to drafting all-white teams, peens is expected to help TimLeague expand its reach into the "sub-blue-collar" demographic. In unrelated news, owners are now subject to mandatory meth-testing, and will receive an improved dental plan.
I'm Yansita, with your TimLeeg Fantasy Newsflash.

 

[Raider Nation]

 

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I think it's funnier that "mandatory meth-testing" became "meth-tasting".... but that's just me.

Oh... and she's informed me she takes wardrobe requests for an added fee

 

[HellToupee]

Downloaded the new RotoGods™ DraftObliterator® software and the holographic pick-foreshadowing based on past draft history retrograde permutations seems to be some next level stuff. Pretty nice value at $499. Should be overkill for a guppy league like this, but in my nosebleed-stakes stuff it'll be worth every penny.

sucks that you missed out on the coupon code

 

[Greggity]

!TIMLEEG NEWSFLASH!

TimLeeg's Bulgarian correspondent Yanitsa with the first TimLeeg Newsflash for 2014

"TimLeeg welcomes token hillbilly, Peens, to the League"

For those who struggle with Bulgarian accents:

Spoiler

TimLeague apprehensively welcomes infamous racist hillbilly peens. Known for his notoriously poor finishes due to drafting all-white teams, peens is expected to help TimLeague expand its reach into the "sub-blue-collar" demographic. In unrelated news, owners are now subject to mandatory meth-testing, and will receive an improved dental plan.

I'm Yansita, with your TimLeeg Fantasy Newsflash.

I do pretty well....Nothing wrong with drafting a few "white steeds"

 

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Sorry peens...

Already checked and she's got nothing in the way of Schutzstaffel regalia in the closet.

 

[jon_mx]

So you poor people done rubbing your nickles together long enough to make some dimes?

I Hear there are some openings in some $10 leagues down the hall.

Another day of collecting aluminum cans and I should be there.

 

[timschochet]

I'm excited about the dental plan.

 

[Greggity]

I'm excited about the dental plan.

Loser has to get Obama care haha :snort: Blouses.....

 

[flapgreen]

Everyone paid yet?

 

[Pumpnick]

payment sent

 

[Unlucky]

pumpnick paid.

Still 5 unpaid

 

[Mister CIA]

According to my unofficial scorecard, this is where we stand:

PAID rikishiboy
PAID Greggity
PAID Cosjobs
PAID East Coast Bias
PAID Pumpnick
PAID flapgreen/Icon
PAID Mister CIA
PAID The Ref
PAID Unlucky
PAID timschochet
PAID Raider Nation

AWAITING Larry Allen's Jockstrap
AWAITING Bonzai
AWAITING Getzlaf15
AWAITING jon mx
AWAITING phrozen

 

[flapgreen]

Haven't seen Larry in weeks

 

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Waiting list for emergency fill in? In the event Larry or otherwise is Mia come draft say?

 

[East Coast Bias]

Waiting list for emergency fill in? In the event Larry or otherwise is Mia come draft say?

I'll take a second team.

 

[Mister CIA]

Waiting list for emergency fill in? In the event Larry or otherwise is Mia come draft say?

I'll take a second team.

Me three.

 

[timschochet]

Waiting list for emergency fill in? In the event Larry or otherwise is Mia come draft say?

Eminence asked to join.

 

[flapgreen]

Waiting list for emergency fill in? In the event Larry or otherwise is Mia come draft say?

Eminence asked to join.

Is he going to sell an extra few hundred phones to cover the fee?

 

[Raider Nation]

LET'S GO, DEADBEATS!!!