John Clayton on NFL Live today (1 Viewer)

[kylechoffman]

Did he have a bad hair day in terms of his weave or is did he undergo some procedure for an illness? Anyone know - he looked like something was off.

 

[Raider Nation]

That's news to me. He's usually quite fetching.

 

[enfuego]

That's news to me. He's usually quite fetching.

I think Clayton and Pasquarelli are lovers...

 

[Gonzo Stokes]

I have long wondered what a 360 degree view of his head would reveal. Where does his hair originate?

 

[redman]

He's always reminded me from the neck up of the turtle that races Bugs Bunny in the Loony Toons.

 

[redman]

I have long wondered what a 360 degree view of his head would reveal. Where does his hair originate?

It's like a mobius strip. There's no beginning or end. It just is.

 

[NoFBinLA]

He's always reminded me from the neck up of the turtle that races Bugs Bunny in the Loony Toons.

Funny, between the way he talks and the way he looks I've always thought to myself: Elmer Fudd.'Be vewwy vewwy qwiet -- I'm hunting dwaft prospects.'

 

[cscmtp]

nevermind...trying to post pictures...

 

[massraider]

I don't know who told him to soften his skin with a cheese grater, but he got some bad advice.

 

[kylechoffman]

NFL Live is on in 13 minutes - check him out - If its a repeat he weave is way off.

 

[JohnnyU]

Chester the Molester.

 

[redman]

I don't know who told him to soften his skin with a cheese grater, but he got some bad advice.

It was Edward James Olmos, unless you were just fishing.

 

[massraider]

I don't know who told him to soften his skin with a cheese grater, but he got some bad advice.

It was Edward James Olmos, unless you were just fishing.

Anyone remember the scene is RoboCop, when the guy gets covered in toxic waste, and gets run over?Yeah, that's what John looks like.

 

[redman]

I don't know who told him to soften his skin with a cheese grater, but he got some bad advice.

It was Edward James Olmos, unless you were just fishing.

Anyone remember the scene is RoboCop, when the guy gets covered in toxic waste, and gets run over?Yeah, that's what John looks like.

Hmmmmm, I could see that, especially when Salisbury pisses him off. Of course, he also looks like the melting Nazi.

 

[tex]

He always reminds me of Wally Cox. (For you old timers)

 

[Jeff Pasquino]

The Draft cannot come soon enough.....

 

[delusional]

He's always reminded me from the neck up of the turtle that races Bugs Bunny in the Loony Toons.

http://www.godrex.com/img/cecil.jpg

 

[JohnnyU]

He always reminds me of Wally Cox. (For you old timers)

Damn, you're right, he does look like Wally.

 

[The Dude]

He's the love child of Wally Cox and Charlie Brown.

 

[Ed Wood]

That's news to me. He's usually quite fetching.

 

[Hairy Snowman]

The Draft cannot come soon enough.....

Dont you want to talk about why John Clayton looks like a light bulb?

 

[redman]

Of course, John Clayton's son was compared to a cartoon character last year on American Idol.

 

[Raider Nation]

Didn't want to start a new thread, but this is friggin' awesome.

John Clayton farts during SportsCenter

 

[Beau Tocks]

I don't know who told him to soften his skin with a cheese grater, but he got some bad advice.

It was Edward James Olmos, unless you were just fishing.

Anyone remember the scene is RoboCop, when the guy gets covered in toxic waste, and gets run over?Yeah, that's what John looks like.

Hmmmmm, I could see that, especially when Salisbury pisses him off. Of course, he also looks like the melting Nazi.

By the way, Where is Salisbury nowadays? I miss the arrogant *******.

 

[benbadman]

Didn't want to start a new thread, but this is friggin' awesome.

John Clayton farts during SportsCenter

Now that's a ripping good time! :X

 

[T Bell]

I don't know who told him to soften his skin with a cheese grater, but he got some bad advice.

It was Edward James Olmos, unless you were just fishing.

Anyone remember the scene is RoboCop, when the guy gets covered in toxic waste, and gets run over?Yeah, that's what John looks like.

Hmmmmm, I could see that, especially when Salisbury pisses him off. Of course, he also looks like the melting Nazi.

By the way, Where is Salisbury nowadays? I miss the arrogant *******.

I think he's busy putting up shots of his playbook on his blog.

 

[twitch]

Cant help but think of the 3rd Lord of the Rings pretty much everytime I see Clayton these days. Somebody give that man his ring back!

 

[holmesness]

clayton makes me wish i DIDN'T have HD. Up until this year most his spots weren't shot in HD; for some reason they changed that for the worse this year.

 

[BR33ZE]

That's news to me. He's usually quite fetching.

I think Clayton and Pasquarelli are lovers...

Len Pasquarelli?BTW - Whatever happened to Sal Palantonio?

 

[Judge Smails]

That's news to me. He's usually quite fetching.

Fetching - that cause the Judge to have an extended belly laugh! Quality stuff right there...

 

[Godsbrother]

He always reminds me of Wally Cox. (For you old timers)

Dead on.

 

[DrJamesAndrews Fan]

The worst is when Clayton get's a piece of spit caught on his uppper and lower lip and it sticks together like Bubble gum. I ##### you not, I have seen it at least 2x's and had to look away.

 

[footballnerd]

Has anyone ever noticed that Clayton always ends his updates in a frozen goofy expression with his mouth open, like he's saying "duuuh." I always think that ESPN froze the last frame of him on the screen like that, until I actually see the guy blink. It's hilarious.

 

[T Bell]

Has anyone ever noticed that Clayton always ends his updates in a frozen goofy expression with his mouth open, like he's saying "duuuh." I always think that ESPN froze the last frame of him on the screen like that, until I actually see the guy blink. It's hilarious.

I've pointed it out to my wife. It's his "Whoa! I just said something on TV!" look.

 

[rowmacks]

I always thought of Beaker from the Muppets.

 

[trader jake]

This reeks of Hannah Storm & Josh Elliot. I smell a punk'd.