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Jon Gruden Drinking Game (1 Viewer)

lakerstan

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Can we start a drinking game for when everytime Jon Gruden says "This guy is..."

I started earier, and am now an alcohol poisoning victim...

 
Collinsworth is the best IMO, but Gruden is very good....but agree that the "this guy" and "that guy" stuff gets old fast...why not drink every time he uses a pronoun, probably be sober as a judge by game's end

 
If you did a shot everytime Gruden said 'I like this guy', someone would have to call 911 for you within a half hour.

 
If you did a shot everytime Gruden said 'I like this guy', someone would have to call 911 for you within a half hour.
1 Drink-[name] I like this guy1 Drink-[name] is a top ten [position guy plays regardless of any stats]1 Drink-I like this [team] there my sleeper team2 Drinks-Incorrectly names a player2 Drinks-Agrees with someone then repeat what they said without adding any commentary4 Drinks-Incorrectly names a player who is actually on the opposing teamFinish Drink-Describes a player as an animalFinish two Drinks-Describes a player as an animal and includes actions (ex. he slithers and slides)additions:2 Drinks-Pound for Pound[Name][Whatever]3 Drinks-Describes tackles or hit as a violent act (ex. tried to rip his head off)I hate Gruden so much, adds a level of commentary worse than everyone but Troy Aikman
 
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If you did a shot everytime Gruden said 'I like this guy', someone would have to call 911 for you within a half hour.
1 Drink-[name] I like this guy1 Drink-[name] is a top ten [position guy plays regardless of any stats]

1 Drink-I like this [team] there my sleeper team

2 Drinks-Incorrectly names a player

2 Drinks-Agrees with someone then repeat what they said without adding any commentary

4 Drinks-Incorrectly names a player who is actually on the opposing team

Finish Drink-Describes a player as an animal

Finish two Drinks-Describes a player as an animal and includes actions (ex. he slithers and slides)

I hate Gruden so much, adds a level of commentary worse than everyone but Troy Aikman
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If you did a shot everytime Gruden said 'I like this guy', someone would have to call 911 for you within a half hour.
1 Drink-[name] I like this guy1 Drink-[name] is a top ten [position guy plays regardless of any stats]

1 Drink-I like this [team] there my sleeper team

2 Drinks-Incorrectly names a player

2 Drinks-Agrees with someone then repeat what they said without adding any commentary

4 Drinks-Incorrectly names a player who is actually on the opposing team

Finish Drink-Describes a player as an animal

Finish two Drinks-Describes a player as an animal and includes actions (ex. he slithers and slides)

I hate Gruden so much, adds a level of commentary worse than everyone but Troy Aikman
:lmao:
Yeah that's a good one.
 
Collinsworth is the best IMO, but Gruden is very good....but agree that the "this guy" and "that guy" stuff gets old fast...why not drink every time he uses a pronoun, probably be sober as a judge by game's end
if you drank every time Collinsworth sucked you would have acohol poisoning...can't stand that guy
 
Gruden and Jaws have to be two of the worst ever. Gruden "likes" everybody, and he will go on and on telling you about it, ad nauseam.

 
Gruden is a bit too positive, but I'd rather listen to a guy who enjoys the game, than a Billy Packerish type announcer who just #####es and moans the entire game.

 
A couple of times I've heard Gruden says something like "Coach X doesn't care about your fantasy team" when referring to an RBBC or a QB that spreads the ball around to his receivers.

I think that's worth a chug.

 

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