BSS is not a joke. You guys in here need to get some help. Good luck guys in what I know must be a hard thing to go through.Battered Stewart Syndrome (BSS),Repeated episodes of psychological assault on a owners by the person with whom he rosters or with whom he has had unrealistically high expectations, often resulting in serious psychologic damage to the owners playoff implications. Such delusional expectations tends to follow a predictable pattern. The damages usually follow verbal argument and accusation and are accompanied by verbal abuse predominantly on fantasy football message boards. Almost any subject-a fumble, ypc, cor touches can begin the episode. Over time, the delusional episodes escalate in frequency and severity. Most battered Stewart Owners report that they thought that the piss poor performances would stop and site his performance from several years ago; unfortunately, studies show that the longer the owner rosters Stewart the more likely they are to be seriously injured. Less and less provocation seems to be enough to trigger an preposterous defense posture, such as the OC will be replaced, DeAngelo Williams will be gone, Cam will miraculously stop vulturing and Stewart will suddenly not suck, once the syndrome has begun. The use of alcohol may increase the severity of the assault impair the ability to find the drop button. Stewart is more likely to be abusive as the game wears on. Battering occurs in cycles of usually occurring in the 2nd half of games and almost exclusively on Sundays. In the first phase Stewart acts increasingly enticing, a good run here, named the work horse there, and creates a hope that there is potential. Then Stewart's true suckitude starts to show, the bad play, total lack of a running game, and shoves or slaps begin. The second phase is the time of the acute, violent activity. As the tension mounts, the owner becomes unable to cut the Stewart, and he may argue or defend himself despite the evidence that he is a below average back in a terrible situation. The Stewart uses this as the justification for his piss poor play and assaults the owner, often saying that he is "teaching him a lesson." The third stage is characterized by hope for next year and remorse on the part of the Panthers orginization, with promises of change. The calm continues until the Panthers play again. Battered Stewart syndrome occurs at all socioeconomic levels, and one half to three quarters of owner assault victims are the victims of an attack by a Stewart. It is estimated that in the United States between 1 and 2 million owners a year are beaten by their Stewarts. Owners who grew up in homes in which the father owned Jeff George, Ryan Leaf or Lawrence Phillips are more likely to roster Stewart than owners who lived in nonStewart homes. Personal and cultural attitudes also affect the incidence of battering. Bad stats are a normal part of Stewart socialization in most cultures; bad coaching may be condoned as a means of resolving a conflict. A personality profile obtained by psychologic testing reveals the typical Stewart owner to be reserved, withdrawn, depressed, and anxious, with low self-esteem, a poorly integrated self-image, and a general inability to cope with life's demands. Caring for and counseling a battered Stewart owner often require great patience because he is usually ambivalent about his situation and may be confused to the point of believing that he deserves the terrible production he has suffered.