What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Junk in the trunk (1 Viewer)

Pick one and only one option, please

  • Hate it

    Votes: 11 12.2%
  • Don't mind a little

    Votes: 20 22.2%
  • Like a little

    Votes: 29 32.2%
  • Like more than a little

    Votes: 18 20.0%
  • Like A LOT

    Votes: 12 13.3%

  • Total voters
    90
End of Discussion

Not Fat
Agreed on earlier. Clearly not fat or even chubby.But her lower body is disproportianately thicker than her upper. That where the junk argument is centered.

And I'm really curious what this girl would think about the fact that we've had a vigorous three-page debate about her can.

 
And I'm really curious what this girl would think about the fact that we've had a vigorous three-page debate about her can.
She'd probably become a permanent member.She's probably an attention whore that gets her rocks by having geeks ogle her.:geek:
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
My cousin is one of them.
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
Who's demanding it? I see an awful lot of womens mags that say "10 ways to lose 10 pounds in 10 days."
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
My cousin is one of them.
And so was my girlfriend, but she doesn't blame "society" for her own mistakes.
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
Who's demanding it? I see an awful lot of womens mags that say "10 ways to lose 10 pounds in 10 days."
Look at the billboards, look at any advertising in mags, TV...everywhere. It's all skinny broads who starve themselves to look that way. There is pressure to look this way and it is unhealthy (physically and mentally) in most cases.10 ways to lose 10 pounds is not directed at the chicks in the pics.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
OK, enough is enough. Everybody now agree that we are going to start finding fatness attractive, OK?1....2....3....starting now. Everybody with me?

oops, OK, starting....now

 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
Who's demanding it? I see an awful lot of womens mags that say "10 ways to lose 10 pounds in 10 days."
Look at the billboards, look at any advertising in mags, TV...everywhere. It's all skinny broads who starve themselves to look that way. There is pressure to look this way and it is unhealthy (physically and mentally) in most cases.10 ways to lose 10 pounds is not directed at the chicks in the pics.
Yes obviously skinny is in, but I just don't see the connection. I've known several people with eating disorders, but none believe they were driven to it by "society." They just weren't happy with the way they looked and diet and exercize seemed too cumbersome an endeavor. Starving yourself jives with the "quick fix" mentality of a America, imo.
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
Who's demanding it? I see an awful lot of womens mags that say "10 ways to lose 10 pounds in 10 days."
Look at the billboards, look at any advertising in mags, TV...everywhere. It's all skinny broads who starve themselves to look that way. There is pressure to look this way and it is unhealthy (physically and mentally) in most cases.10 ways to lose 10 pounds is not directed at the chicks in the pics.
Seriously though, the advertising reflects what appeals to the majority of people. Advertisers aren't deciding for people what they should like; they are responding to what people like in the first place.
 
Yeah, except for the fact that the time frame of the 70s through now has been the only time in human history that anorexic skinny has been fashinably attractive.
:goodposting: I hate the current body image that women are supposed to live up to nowadays. For most people it is unrealistic and only serves to make young women self concious about how they look.
:violin:
There are many young girls out there who are bulimic, depressed and have other psychological issues because of the demands (or expectations) of America to have a certain body image.
Who's demanding it? I see an awful lot of womens mags that say "10 ways to lose 10 pounds in 10 days."
Look at the billboards, look at any advertising in mags, TV...everywhere. It's all skinny broads who starve themselves to look that way. There is pressure to look this way and it is unhealthy (physically and mentally) in most cases.10 ways to lose 10 pounds is not directed at the chicks in the pics.
Seriously though, the advertising reflects what appeals to the majority of people. Advertisers aren't deciding for people what they should like; they are responding to what people like in the first place.
While I agree, the classic comeback to your point is "well, you only like it because society feds it to you." MTV forces J-Lo on me and I think she's stank. :shrug:
 
Now, HERE's some fodder for the "junk in the trunk" discussion... have at it boys.Well?
Not enough evidence to definitively declare that junk nasty or nice, though I am leaning towards nasty.
 
I enter into evidence the following photo.

Unless you're a "chubby chaser" the following content may be objectionable

Green Haired Girl
All that proves is that she plays soccer (have you seen those girls' legs??)Hot face + nice rack + nice tummy + willingness to play dress up make up for big thighs. Definately tapable with 0 beers ingested (just maybe not cowgirl style).

 
I enter into evidence the following photo. 

Unless you're a "chubby chaser" the following content may be objectionable

Green Haired Girl
All that proves is that she plays soccer (have you seen those girls' legs??)Hot face + nice rack + nice tummy + willingness to play dress up make up for big thighs. Definately tapable with 0 beers ingested (just maybe not cowgirl style).
Lets all just say it.. "she has a fat ###" and be done with it. That's what the last photo demonstrated clearly. She may have a nice face (not great), and the rack is below average, however. But, she has a fat rear.I enter into evidence another photo. When there's something wierd in the neighborhood... This photo (note the Mrs. Fields logo prominently displayed), in combination with the many others of the green haired girl and the chick in front of the krispy kreme stand proves two things:

1. These people will sacrifice their dignity all too easily

2. They share an affinity for sweets (cookies, donuts, pies, etc.)

Thus, we know that Green Haired girl must indulge in ho-hos, jellie-filleds, etc. which explains and proves her big ol' butt. Second, she is likely an annoying geek that no amount of alcohol would overcome.

The prosecution rests its case.

Edited to add the Mrs. Fields reference.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
I enter into evidence the following photo. 

Unless you're a "chubby chaser" the following content may be objectionable

Green Haired Girl
All that proves is that she plays soccer (have you seen those girls' legs??)Hot face + nice rack + nice tummy + willingness to play dress up make up for big thighs. Definately tapable with 0 beers ingested (just maybe not cowgirl style).
Lets all just say it.. "she has a fat ###" and be done with it. That's what the last photo demonstrated clearly. She may have a nice face (not great), and the rack is below average, however. But, she has a fat rear.I enter into evidence another photo. When there's something wierd in the neighborhood... This photo (note the Mrs. Fields logo prominently displayed), in combination with the many others of the green haired girl and the chick in front of the krispy kreme stand proves two things:

1. These people will sacrifice their dignity all too easily

2. They share an affinity for sweets (cookies, donuts, pies, etc.)

Thus, we know that Green Haired girl must indulge in ho-hos, jellie-filleds, etc. which explains and proves her big ol' butt. Second, she is likely an annoying geek that no amount of alcohol would overcome.

The prosecution rests its case.

Edited to add the Mrs. Fields reference.
OK, she has a fat ###, and I love every bit of it. THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top