$567.89
You mother####ers trying to bracket me??545.65
It's almost like you have a time machine. Shame to waste it on my measly $40 though. Should have at least Biff'd it.$393.48
21st birthdays are for things coming out one end or the other."For your 21st birthday, we're giving you and your friends $400 worth of diarrhea."
You were the leader in the clubhouse until I came upon JaxBill.$8.51 off myself
Um, really? Frat life sure has changed. The only thing I ever remember outside (non-current brothers) people buying for us was kegs of beer. Heck, even for the graduation party, we brothers all chipped in for the lobster dinner (New England, so like getting hamburgers).I'm also having the frat boys pick up two dozen cupcakes and a dozen cookies from the local bakery. That cost me another cool $100.
You got it all wrong... The booze will give the diarrhea, the Chipotle is to counteract it."For your 21st birthday, we're giving you and your friends $400 worth of diarrhea."
Yeah, those guys are gonna go to the bakery and tell them to hand over $80 while keeping $100 of cupcakes to resell along with $20 for their trouble.Um, really? Frat life sure has changed. The only thing I ever remember outside (non-current brothers) people buying for us was kegs of beer. Heck, even for the graduation party, we brothers all chipped in for the lobster dinner (New England, so like getting hamburgers).
Also, cupcakes? Freaking millennials and their helicopter parents. If my boys ever ask me to get them cupcakes for their 21st birthday, I think I may have to kick them in the balls to make sure they are still there.![]()
I'm guessing that cost you $100. I'll send you a PM with my PayPal so you can send my $10.I'm also having the frat boys pick up two dozen cupcakes and a dozen cookies from the local bakery. That cost me another cool $100.
Cupcakes rule you jackass! Plus cookies!If I'm 21 and one of my friends had their parents sending cupcakes to school to celebrate their birthday like they're in 3rd grade...
Blink twice if you're wife is looking over your shoulder as you post thisCupcakes rule you jackass! Plus cookies!
I'm also having the frat boys pick up two dozen cupcakes and a dozen cookies from the local bakery. That cost me another cool $100.
If he was really a caring dad, he would have sent this:While we have all gotten a good laugh out of JD sending his 21 year old son and his frat bros cupcakes and also using the term wifey let's cut him some slack. Nothing wrong with being a caring dad. My parents didn't send me #### on my 21st birthday, other than a little bit of cash which I have no recollection of how it was spent. His son will remember the Chipotle feast 10 years from now. Other than alcohol and snatch college kids love nothing more than free food.
He also gave us this entertaining thread at a time when the FFA needed a diversion from the bloodbath going on in the 37 political threads.
Not to tell a man how to spend his winnings, but maybe the guy who won (JaxBill?) can send that prize money to JD's son to pay for a lap dance or bj from the meth whore in the alley.
Yep. That's the kappa sig I remember. Bunch of pansies ### , mama's boys.First of all, it's his 21st so wifey is having a lot of angst about not being there and the cupcakes were her idea. Secondly, the cupcakes won't prevent the booze and #####es from flowing so what's wrong with them? Thirdly, my first thought was a stripper but wifey shot me down since she worried about potential "repercussions" to our kid. Again, I don't agree but I have to live with this #####.
Yeah that rules.
Yeah I think the Chipotle idea is pretty sweet and the FFA shtick is good stuff.While we have all gotten a good laugh out of JD sending his 21 year old son and his frat bros cupcakes and also using the term wifey let's cut him some slack. Nothing wrong with being a caring dad. My parents didn't send me #### on my 21st birthday, other than a little bit of cash which I have no recollection of how it was spent. His son will remember the Chipotle feast 10 years from now. Other than alcohol and snatch college kids love nothing more than free food.
He also gave us this entertaining thread at a time when the FFA needed a diversion from the bloodbath going on in the 37 political threads.
Not to tell a man how to spend his winnings, but maybe the guy who won (JaxBill?) can send that prize money to JD's son to pay for a lap dance or bj from the meth whore in the alley.
Can you imagine the cross contamination if the kids do it themselves?Also, do the kids have to roll their own burritos and put in the condiments? I would be a mess trying to do that -- hopefully they send a worker to get everything ready and work the table.
No, that's "bae" or "boo" or "old lady."I always thought people referred to "wifey" as a name for their significant other who they aren't actually married to.