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Just Ordered Chipotle Party Tray - Guess The Price (1 Viewer)

1


40


42.79


50


113.47


113.47


180.07


199.5


199.99


229.48


234


240.75


245.75


247.43


249.78


253.47


267.47


MY CHOICE >>>>> 293.99


294


309.45


315.99


319.12


324.25


333


350


368.42


378.64


389


401.99


402.05


411.66


420


420.24


427.85


428.5


429.31


436.73


437


437.5


444


450


462.24


473.46


480


482.69


482.7


482.71


486.89


493.39


520.52


524.74


531.8


532.97


532.97


568.75


570.88


572.02


573


575.75


586.37


596.25


607.5


609.9


612.01


613.07


622.57


624.98


625


635


650


666


675


690.69


692.95


708.95


711


712.84


718


727.27


730


736.64


736.65


742.01


742.02


775.49


786.45


794.48


796


832.5


832.76


878.8


942.5


1007


1080


1092.69


1123


1136.21
 
And the final retail value for a Chipotle 2-meat spread for 30 dickish frat boys is $393.48 (includes tax, no tip).  The winner of $39.35 (hell I'll round it up to $40) with the closest guess of $389 (good thing you added the probable co-pay) is...

@JaxBill

* pm me your paypal to receive your well earned prize *

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE!!!

 
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I'm also having the frat boys pick up two dozen cupcakes and a dozen cookies from the local bakery.  That cost me another cool $100.
Um, really? Frat life sure has changed. The only thing I ever remember outside (non-current brothers) people buying for us was kegs of beer. Heck, even for the graduation party, we brothers all chipped in for the lobster dinner (New England, so like getting hamburgers).

Also, cupcakes? Freaking millennials and their helicopter parents. If my boys ever ask me to get them cupcakes for their 21st birthday, I think I may have to kick them in the balls to make sure they are still there. ;)

 
Um, really? Frat life sure has changed. The only thing I ever remember outside (non-current brothers) people buying for us was kegs of beer. Heck, even for the graduation party, we brothers all chipped in for the lobster dinner (New England, so like getting hamburgers).

Also, cupcakes? Freaking millennials and their helicopter parents. If my boys ever ask me to get them cupcakes for their 21st birthday, I think I may have to kick them in the balls to make sure they are still there. ;)
Yeah, those guys are gonna go to the bakery and tell them to hand over $80 while keeping $100 of cupcakes to resell along with $20 for their trouble. 

 
First of all, it's his 21st so wifey is having a lot of angst about not being there and the cupcakes were her idea.  Secondly, the cupcakes won't prevent the booze and #####es from flowing so what's wrong with them?  Thirdly, my first thought was a stripper but wifey shot me down since she worried about potential "repercussions" to our kid.  Again, I don't agree but I have to live with this #####.

 
If I'm 21 and one of my friends had their parents sending cupcakes to school to celebrate their birthday like they're in 3rd grade...

 
While we have all gotten a good laugh out of JD sending his 21 year old son and his frat bros cupcakes and also using the term wifey let's cut him some slack. Nothing wrong with being a caring dad. My parents didn't send me #### on my 21st birthday, other than a little bit of cash which I have no recollection of how it was spent. His son will remember the Chipotle feast 10 years from now. Other than alcohol and snatch college kids love nothing more than free food. 

He also gave us this entertaining thread at a time when the FFA needed a diversion from the bloodbath going on in the 37 political threads. 

Not to tell a man how to spend his winnings, but maybe the guy who won (JaxBill?) can send that prize money to JD's son to pay for a lap dance or bj from the meth whore in the alley. 

 
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While we have all gotten a good laugh out of JD sending his 21 year old son and his frat bros cupcakes and also using the term wifey let's cut him some slack. Nothing wrong with being a caring dad. My parents didn't send me #### on my 21st birthday, other than a little bit of cash which I have no recollection of how it was spent. His son will remember the Chipotle feast 10 years from now. Other than alcohol and snatch college kids love nothing more than free food. 

He also gave us this entertaining thread at a time when the FFA needed a diversion from the bloodbath going on in the 37 political threads. 

Not to tell a man how to spend his winnings, but maybe the guy who won (JaxBill?) can send that prize money to JD's son to pay for a lap dance or bj from the meth whore in the alley. 
If he was really a caring dad, he would have sent this:

chipotle-burrito-1.0.0.jpg


 
Also, do the kids have to roll their own burritos and put in the condiments?  I would be a mess trying to do that -- hopefully they send a worker to get everything ready and work the table.

 
First of all, it's his 21st so wifey is having a lot of angst about not being there and the cupcakes were her idea.  Secondly, the cupcakes won't prevent the booze and #####es from flowing so what's wrong with them?  Thirdly, my first thought was a stripper but wifey shot me down since she worried about potential "repercussions" to our kid.  Again, I don't agree but I have to live with this #####.
Yep.  That's the kappa sig I remember. Bunch of pansies ### , mama's boys. 

 
While we have all gotten a good laugh out of JD sending his 21 year old son and his frat bros cupcakes and also using the term wifey let's cut him some slack. Nothing wrong with being a caring dad. My parents didn't send me #### on my 21st birthday, other than a little bit of cash which I have no recollection of how it was spent. His son will remember the Chipotle feast 10 years from now. Other than alcohol and snatch college kids love nothing more than free food. 

He also gave us this entertaining thread at a time when the FFA needed a diversion from the bloodbath going on in the 37 political threads. 

Not to tell a man how to spend his winnings, but maybe the guy who won (JaxBill?) can send that prize money to JD's son to pay for a lap dance or bj from the meth whore in the alley. 
Yeah I think the Chipotle idea is pretty sweet and the FFA shtick is good stuff. 

Wifey and cupcakes?  Eh... 

 
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I always thought people referred to "wifey" as a name for their significant other who they aren't actually married to. 

 
Also, do the kids have to roll their own burritos and put in the condiments?  I would be a mess trying to do that -- hopefully they send a worker to get everything ready and work the table.
Can you imagine the cross contamination if the kids do it themselves?

 

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