Just paid $300 for Kelly Clarkson concert tickets (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

$300 for two tickets, middle section 13 rows from the stage. Who does this chick think she is......the Rolling Stones?

Girl's gotta eat.

 

[IC FBGCav]

$300 for two tickets, middle section 13 rows from the stage. Who does this chick think she is......the Rolling Stones?

Girl's gotta eat.

Doesn't look like 300 would put a dent in that bill.

 

[General Tso]

From your wallet to her belly.

 

[SWC]

hey brohans she can lose weight but me i still will not be able to sing for a crap and no one is paying three hondo to sit and watch the old swcer all i am saying is take that to the truth bank bromigos

 

[bigbottom]

http://youtu.be/Df8MjNmNs-c

It's not so much that she gained weight, she just has an odd shape. Girl can sing though.

 

[flapgreen]

I feel bad for her. She's massive

Eta: would

 

[jon_mx]

http://youtu.be/Df8MjNmNs-c

It's not so much that she gained weight, she just has an odd shape. Girl can sing though.

Would have been better if her partnet could sing. Fallon belongs in a karoke bar.

 

[jon_mx]

I feel bad for her. She's massive

Eta: would

Would have dinner with her?

 

[The Tahitian Facemask]

Wow, hadn't seen her in a while. I have a thing for chicks that can sing but the weight of her weight now outweighs the weight of her talent, which is considerable. Sideways compliment aside, would not.

 

[tri-man 47]

Summer tour with opening group Pentatonix, which includes female vocalist Kirstie Maldonado:

http://asian-fusion.com/images/20140127170742Kirstie.jpg

Would.

 

[flapgreen]

Summer tour with opening group Pentatonix, which includes female vocalist Kirstie Maldonado:

http://asian-fusion.com/images/20140127170742Kirstie.jpg

Would.

At the same time?

 

[General Tso]

Would NOT. Like someone said already, not so much that she's fat, just built funny. Like Grimace from MacDonalds?

 

[tri-man 47]

Summer tour with opening group Pentatonix, which includes female vocalist Kirstie Maldonado:

http://asian-fusion.com/images/20140127170742Kirstie.jpg

Would.

At the same time?

Well, sure. Kelly could be the flatbread on the bottom, I'd be the sausage in the middle, and Kirstie could be the spice on top. A fine meal.

 

[Hov34]

Would destroy and then have her sing me to sleep.

 

[fruity pebbles]

Lol how did this get bumped. Daughters 16 now and wouldn't see Kelly if I gave her 300 bucks.

 

[flapgreen]

Really? She's still a great singer.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'd hit it

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[NorvilleBarnes]

http://youtu.be/Df8MjNmNs-c

It's not so much that she gained weight, she just has an odd shape. Girl can sing though.

It's like she went from teen to grandmother shaped and skipped woman or something.

 

[Hov34]

http://youtu.be/Df8MjNmNs-c

It's not so much that she gained weight, she just has an odd shape. Girl can sing though.

I am offically in love.

with Jimmy Fallon.

 

[James Daulton]

I heard her say that she really has trouble getting major artist to collaborate with her.

Maybe it's because she's fat.

 

[Tom Servo]

Heck, another 150 pounds and she shows up on Christo's radar.

 

[Anarchy99]

Sounds like you paid about a buck a pound.

 

[ditka85]

She is hideous without makeup..... :X

One Ugly Cow

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I'd still like to wrap myself up with that little pig in a blanket

You still sure about this Norville?

We're gonna need a bigger blanket tarp.

 

[BigJohn]

$1 per pound seems fair.

 

[IC FBGCav]

I think she ate Justin.

 

[Jayrod]

She looks like Rosie O'Donnell in that Fallon clip.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Holy hell. Looks like Miss Piggy's twin.