Just was asked if I wanted a beer (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

I'm at work and a co-worker asked if I wanted a beer. I laughed and he said, "No. Seriously. There's a couple kegs in the breakroom."

When I asked why he said they're having a going away party for one of the executives. Apparently she's leaving the company.

So I walked down there and sure enough there's a bunch of people sitting around two little kegs in small tubs of ice. My boss' boss saw me and said, "Do you want a beer?"

All I could think of was Admiral Ackbar. I politely declined and went back to my desk. I wonder if they'll have the leftover beer still in there around noon tomorrow.

 

[jamny]

You couldn't have one beer?

 

[fantasycurse42]

My company has about 1,000 employees, however I'm in a satellite office with only 30 employees... In my office, we have a fully stocked bar and drinking after 4:30ish is fairly accepted

 

[Bucky86]

That's a sad story

 

[Parrothead]

You couldn't have one beer?

this.. you probably insulted your bosses..

 

[jon_mx]

I think that no drinking at work rule is suspended under these circumstances.

 

[jon_mx]

I think that no drinking at work rule is suspended under these circumstances.

 

[TheIronSheik]

My company has about 1,000 employees, however I'm in a satellite office with only 30 employees... In my office, we have a fully stocked bar and drinking after 4:30ish is fairly accepted

When I drink, I go into "Life of the Party" mode. I'm not sure my workplace is ready for ThePartySheik

 

[jon_mx]

I think that no drinking at work rule is suspended under these circumstances.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I didn't even drink and I'm already seeing double.

 

[Buckfast 1]

Lame.

 

[TheIronSheik]

You couldn't have one beer?

I'm sure I could have had a lot more than one. WorkSheik and Sheik are two different people. And the two shall never cross paths.

 

[TheIronSheik]

People who drink at work end up in halfway houses with misunderstood super geniuses as roommates. I have no intention of becoming a long haul trucker, no sirree.

 

[glock]

You couldn't have one beer?

I'm sure I could have had a lot more than one. WorkSheik and Sheik are two different people. And the two shall never cross paths.

Good decision.

 

[The Z Machine]

I think that no drinking at work rule is suspended under these circumstances.

Are you sure?

 

[MC Gas Money]

People who drink at work end up in halfway houses with misunderstood super geniuses as roommates. I have no intention of becoming a long haul trucker, no sirree.

You wouldnt last one day in a room with me

 

[fantasycurse42]

You couldn't have one beer?

I'm sure I could have had a lot more than one. WorkSheik and Sheik are two different people. And the two shall never cross paths.

You're killing Independent George!!

 

[TheAristocrat]

You declined? I thought I knew you, man, I thought I knew you.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Sheik, when someone asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

if the boss offers you a drink, you drink

 

[Guest]

Sheik, when someone your boss' boss asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

Fixed.

I thought everyone drank at work. Isn't that why vodka looks like water?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

also, that would surely make some epic Shiek-at-the-office stories, so another yes vote from me

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sheik, when someone asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

You declined? I thought I knew you, man, I thought I knew you.

Sheik from years ago would have not only drank a beer, he would have led the charge of followers out to the bars until they kicked us out at 2:30 am. But Sheik was unemployed for almost two years. So the new Sheik (now with family action!) treads a little more lightly in corporate environments.

 

[Guest]

How hot is the lady that's leaving? Lots of action at drunken office parties.

 

[Bucky86]

#####

 

[avoiding injuries]

if the boss offers you a drink, you drink

Yeah, I think you take it, even if you don't finish it or actually drink more than a sip.

 

[jon_mx]

We like the old Sheik better.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Go back into the break room and demand to do a keg stand. Plug the tap with your tongue and become an instant god amongst your co-workers.

 

[Mad Cow]

As she walks out the door, make sure to not open it for her.

 

[Annyong]

you should tell HR on them

 

[TheIronSheik]

you should tell HR on them

I took pictures of all of them drinking beer at work. Looks like I'll be getting that raise this year after all.

 

[Max Power]

Sheik, when someone your boss' boss asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

Fixed.

I thought everyone drank at work. Isn't that why vodka looks like water?

You buy a stainless steel water bottle and then it doesn't matter.

 

[Zow]

A couple weeks ago my boss offered me a beer around 5:00. I politely declined because I had more work to do and was planning on going to the gym after work. He opened one anyway and told me he'd fire me if I didn't stop working and have a beer with him.

True story.

 

[Annyong]

you should tell HR on them

I took pictures of all of them drinking beer at work. Looks like I'll be getting that raise this year after all.

You should photoshop little dildos in each picture.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Sheik, when someone asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

You declined? I thought I knew you, man, I thought I knew you.

Sheik from years ago would have not only drank a beer, he would have led the charge of followers out to the bars until they kicked us out at 2:30 am. But Sheik was unemployed for almost two years. So the new Sheik (now with family action!) treads a little more lightly in corporate environments.

You need to learn how to have just one or two during such events. And how could there be this party without you knowing about it ahead of time? Odd.

 

[avoiding injuries]

A couple weeks ago my boss offered me a beer around 5:00. I politely declined because I had more work to do and was planning on going to the gym after work. He opened one anyway and told me he'd fire me if I didn't stop working and have a beer with him.

True story.

What's up with the cliffhanger...?Did you make it to the gym?

 

[TheAristocrat]

I just asked five of my co-workers if they wanted me to bring them a beer. All five said "Yes."

All five will be disappointed when I leave for the day.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I just asked five of my co-workers if they wanted me to bring them a beer. All five said "Yes."

All five will be disappointed when I leave for the day.

Kinda a #### move

 

[drummer]

This was thread worthy?

 

[Dentist]

would you have turned down a free handjob also if there was some attractive chick administering them in the back?

Sheesh

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I'm at work and a co-worker asked if I wanted a beer. I laughed and he said, "No. Seriously. There's a couple kegs in the breakroom."

When I asked why he said they're having a going away party for one of the executives. Apparently she's leaving the company.

So I walked down there and sure enough there's a bunch of people sitting around two little kegs in small tubs of ice. My boss' boss saw me and said, "Do you want a beer?"

All I could think of was Admiral Ackbar. I politely declined and went back to my desk. I wonder if they'll have the leftover beer still in there around noon tomorrow.

Tomorrow try again around 11:00 am CDT and ask everyone if they want to go catch the World Cup game at the nearest bar.

Maybe they'll make it a habit.

 

[Tom Servo]

This was thread worthy?

Tim says yes.

 

[bostonfred]

Why little?

 

[Zow]

A couple weeks ago my boss offered me a beer around 5:00. I politely declined because I had more work to do and was planning on going to the gym after work. He opened one anyway and told me he'd fire me if I didn't stop working and have a beer with him.

True story.

What's up with the cliffhanger...?Did you make it to the gym?

Hell no. I went home and drank more.

 

[Flying V]

You couldn't have one beer?

I'm sure I could have had a lot more than one. WorkSheik and Sheik are two different people. And the two shall never cross paths.

So you only fly pens at the office?

 

[eurotrashman]

My company has about 1,000 employees, however I'm in a satellite office with only 30 employees... In my office, we have a fully stocked bar and drinking after 4:30ish is fairly accepted

When I drink, I go into "Life of the Party" mode. I'm not sure my workplace is ready for ThePartySheik

OK.

 

[Christo]

Sheik, when someone asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

You declined? I thought I knew you, man, I thought I knew you.

Sheik from years ago would have not only drank a beer, he would have led the charge of followers out to the bars until they kicked us out at 2:30 am. But Sheik was unemployed for almost two years. So the new Sheik (now with family action!) treads a little more lightly in corporate environments.

You need to learn how to have just one or two during such events. And how could there be this party without you knowing about it ahead of time? Odd.

Maintenance staff/janitors usually aren't invited to executive shindigs.

 

[eurotrashman]

Sheik, when someone asks you if you want a beer, you say "YES"!

You declined? I thought I knew you, man, I thought I knew you.

Sheik from years ago would have not only drank a beer, he would have led the charge of followers out to the bars until they kicked us out at 2:30 am. But Sheik was unemployed for almost two years. So the new Sheik (now with family action!) treads a little more lightly in corporate environments.

Are you an alcoholic? You can't just relax and have one beer? It's all or none?

 

[eoMMan]

My boss has offered me beers before at like 3 or 4 pm on a Friday. Really no harm to have a couple and shoot the #### with him. Actually better idea that you do than if you don't.

 

[drummer]

HEY IRON SHEIK DO YA WANNA BEER OR NOT YA NON THREAD WORTHY STARTING #######?