Kangaroo Fight (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

http://news.discovery.com/animals/kangaroos-street-fight-in-suburban-australia-141007.htm

Watch this video at the bottom... These things go at it for 5 minutes, I def wouldn't want to get into a fight with a Kangaroo.

 

[Parrothead]

would make a great pet

 

[TenTimes]

I def wouldn't want to get into a fight with a Kangaroo.

Not without a cup anyway. They are designed to groin shot you instantly.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

would make a great pet

not as good as a boxer

 

[zamboni]

Nice shot below the pouch at the 2:46 mark.

 

[zamboni]

One of them has to be Joey Kocur.

 

[Mile High]

What ever happen to the guy who bought the wallaby?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Impressed how they stand on their tail... Thing is 200 lbs of pure muscle. I'd pay top dollar to watch Jon Jones fight a Kangaroo. I'd drop a G to watch Floyd Mayweather get his ### kicked by one of them too.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Need a knockdown or it's a NBA quality slap flight.

 

[T Bell]

Someone needs to give them different colored trunks - the all beige look made it really hard to award points accurately.

 

[butcher boy]

Even the cute #### in Australia wants to kill you. Nope, still never going there.

 

[Wingnut]

What ever happen to the guy who bought the wallaby?

We need an answer for this.

 

[glock]

What ever happen to the guy who bought the wallaby?

We need an answer for this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What ever happen to the guy who bought the wallaby?

We need an answer for this.

He got in some sort of trouble for it.

Somebody tried to warn him but was shouted down for being a spoilsport.

 

[matttyl]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

 

[T Bell]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

I love how utterly unimaginable this is nowadays.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'd drop a G to watch Floyd Mayweather get his ### kicked by one of them too.

Tape it and then sent it to me; I want to see that woman beater get his.

 

[fantasycurse42]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

 

[T Bell]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

The way they kick, you're either losing your family jewels or your hips are getting shattered.

 

[Jayrok]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

you gotta sweep the leg.

 

[Wingnut]

What ever happen to the guy who bought the wallaby?

We need an answer for this.

He got in some sort of trouble for it.

Somebody tried to warn him but was shouted down for being a spoilsport.

Yeah but he hasn't posted in a long time...did he go to jail? Left the country? On the lam with the wallaby? Living on the streets? We need closure.

 

[zamboni]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

There was a kangaroo...in my living room.

 

[BRONG]

What is that, an Australian El Camino in the front there? Sweet!

 

[(HULK)]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

 

[Jayrod]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

 

[fantasycurse42]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

Anyone who thinks they could take on either kangaroo in that video is insane.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

You'll roo the day you tried it.

Ozsome video, by the way.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What ever happen to the guy who bought the wallaby?

We need an answer for this.

He got in some sort of trouble for it.

Somebody tried to warn him but was shouted down for being a spoilsport.

Yeah but he hasn't posted in a long time...did he go to jail? Left the country? On the lam with the wallaby? Living on the streets? We need closure.

Probably not going to happen.

I warned him but did he listen to me? Oh, no, he knew didn't he? Oh, it's just a harmless little wallaby, isn't it?

 

[TenTimes]

What is that, an Australian El Camino in the front there? Sweet!

Holden Ute

Would drive. Apparently there's a company in Denver that converts these to left hand drive. $30k or so for the Ute.

 

[matttyl]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

Anyone who thinks they could take on either kangaroo in that video is insane.

My dad was attending a military school during Vietnam by choice. He, and most of his classmates, were pretty insane.

 

[BRONG]

What is that, an Australian El Camino in the front there? Sweet!

Holden Ute

Would drive. Apparently there's a company in Denver that converts these to left hand drive. $30k or so for the Ute.

I want one and I don't want it converted.

 

[Bucky86]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

you gotta sweep the leg tail.

FYP

 

[zamboni]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

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Come on, man.

 

[Hilts]

Put them in kangaroo court.

 

[dickey moe]

Sucks with these, since one always ends up getting kicked in the balls.

 

[T Bell]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

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Come on, man.

My bad, didn't read that far down Edited.

What happened here?

 

[zamboni]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

Related video

Come on, man.

My bad, didn't read that far down Edited.

What happened here?

Posted same video I did, then edited post. Great minds...

 

[Jayrod]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

Anyone who thinks they could take on either kangaroo in that video is insane.

I think it could be done. I'm really good at wii boxing, so I think I have a shot.

 

[rascal]

I score it -41 to -42 for the one with a blacker face. negative points due to excessive blows below the belt

 

[fantasycurse42]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

Anyone who thinks they could take on either kangaroo in that video is insane.

I think it could be done. I'm really good at wii boxing, so I think I have a shot.

I think deep down you really believe you could take on one of these kangaroos.

 

[Jayrod]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

Anyone who thinks they could take on either kangaroo in that video is insane.

I think it could be done. I'm really good at wii boxing, so I think I have a shot.

I think deep down you really believe you could take on one of these kangaroos.

This does make me wonder, though....is there a man who could take on one of these kangaroos and come out standing?

 

[T Bell]

I score it -41 to -42 for the one with a blacker face. negative points due to excessive blows below the belt

So the blacker face one gets to wear the championship pouch?

 

[Brony]

My dad went to a school in the 1970's who's mascot was a kangaroo. Typically they'd just get a student in the costume, but apparently once a year or so they would get a real one for big games. One year a few students got drunk and one thing led to another.....a few of them ended up in the ER.

They're lucky to be alive... Those kangaroos in the video beat the #### out of each other for 5 minutes. I don't even know how you would go about hurting the thing. One kick and you are in serious trouble.

They've got small arms. I imagine you'd need to land some sort of arial diving tackle and then choke it out.

You'd have to get it from behind and around the neck. At that point, you are in charge. I think I could do it. :muscleflex:

Anyone who thinks they could take on either kangaroo in that video is insane.

I think it could be done. I'm really good at wii boxing, so I think I have a shot.

I think deep down you really believe you could take on one of these kangaroos.

This does make me wonder, though....is there a man who could take on one of these kangaroos and come out standing?

Steven Seagal could take both of them on at the same time.

 

[fantasycurse42]

This does make me wonder, though....is there a man who could take on one of these kangaroos and come out standing?

Maybe Jon Jones or Cain... That is it! And they'd have to get a little lucky.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I score it -41 to -42 for the one with a blacker face. negative points due to excessive blows below the belt

So the blacker face one gets to wear the championship pouch?

Always bet on the blacker one.

 

[Ray Karpis]

Hey kangaroo, keep your chin down!

 

[Guest]

Oh evolution. You crazy.

I thought we had a winner at about 1:10 when Jumpy knocked Hoppy back about 10 feet. But Hoppy roared back with 5 consecutive shots..

 

[TenTimes]

Oh evolution. You crazy.

I thought we had a winner at about 1:10 when Jumpy knocked Hoppy back about 10 feet. But Hoppy roared back with 5 consecutive shots..

Was thinking that was the turning point of the fight. Heart of a champion? No, heart of a kangaroo.

 

[Tom Hagen]

This does make me wonder, though....is there a man who could take on one of these kangaroos and come out standing?

Has Matuski checked in yet?

 

[Wingnut]

I'm surprised we didn't see blood. Those claws (hooves?) Are wicked. A double kick would eviscerate a man easily. They must have thick skin/muscle/fat in the midsection to withstand those blows.