Let's discuss breasts (1 Viewer)

[James Daulton]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

 

[msommer]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

 

[MikeIke]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Have you ever reached that point with a girl who had a small ring of dark hair around her nipples? I have and it was... Disturbing.

 

[Fennis]

boobs

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I'm sure it has something to do with nuzzling the bosom as a baby.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

 

[James Daulton]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Not a thicket on the boobs?

 

[arrow1]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

 

[Christo]

why arent mens nipples sexy?

Mine are.

 

[Christo]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

Nothing wrong with that, you weenie.

 

[sublimeone]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Have you ever reached that point with a girl who had a small ring of dark hair around her nipples? I have and it was... Disturbing.

nipplelashes

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

Nothing wrong with that, you weenie.

:X

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

I don't like the pregnant areola look.

 

[Beerguzzler]

Wow this thread took a terrible turn! That said, just pluck out the hairs and keep motorboating? Or floss?

 

[MikeIke]

Wow this thread took a terrible turn! That said, just pluck out the hairs and keep motorboating? Or floss?

In my case, I soldiered on through. Hey, I was 18 - I wasn't going to turn down a hot naked chick in my dorm.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

8OO5

I used to have fun with my first calculator looking at upside down numbers.

Still not as good as the real thing though. :(

 

[Zow]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

Ha, this reminds me of one of the first pair (actually it was just one boob) that I saw in person. Was a freshman in high school and made the baseball team. One day in the lunchroom I was walking by one of the senior pitchers and his girlfriend (she was okay, not incredibly hot or anything). He calls me over and, of course, I immediately get nervous as this guy twice my size who throws on the varsity actually wants to speak to me. Says his girlfriend wants to ask me a question. I have never met her before, or any senior girl for that matter. We have the following exchange:

Her: My boyfriend thinks it's weird that I have a little bit of hair on my nipples. That's hot though, right?

Me: Huh?

Her: Here, let me show you (quickly pulls her shirt and bra down on the left side, exposing her boob and, sure enough, there is a ring of hair around her nipples)

Me: Um..... I.....

Boyfriend: What do you think?

Me: Uh.... I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

Boyfriend:

Her: Well now you don't get to see the second one.

Me:

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

I hear ya, I panicked and made up an excuse I was late for an appointment...of course it was like 1:00 am.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Not a thicket on the boobs?

No, below the waist...If I had a machete and two extra hours, maybe just maybe I could have made it work.

 

[Guest]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Not a thicket on the boobs?

No, below the waist...If I had a machete and two extra hours, maybe just maybe I could have made it work.

How old are you? The phrase, "Get of my lawn!" was used back in the day when someone caught another man sleeping with his wife/gf.

 

[Drifter]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

Ha, this reminds me of one of the first pair (actually it was just one boob) that I saw in person. Was a freshman in high school and made the baseball team. One day in the lunchroom I was walking by one of the senior pitchers and his girlfriend (she was okay, not incredibly hot or anything). He calls me over and, of course, I immediately get nervous as this guy twice my size who throws on the varsity actually wants to speak to me. Says his girlfriend wants to ask me a question. I have never met her before, or any senior girl for that matter. We have the following exchange:

Her: My boyfriend thinks it's weird that I have a little bit of hair on my nipples. That's hot though, right?

Me: Huh?

Her: Here, let me show you (quickly pulls her shirt and bra down on the left side, exposing her boob and, sure enough, there is a ring of hair around her nipples)

Me: Um..... I.....

Boyfriend: What do you think?

Me: Uh.... I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

Boyfriend:

Her: Well now you don't get to see the second one.

Me:

Where did you go again? Allen? Sounds like an Allen chick.

 

[AcerFC]

Paris Hilton before

Or

Paris Hilton after

I have seen the videos. I think she is a cute girl who had really nice breasts. I think she chose incorrectly.

 

[AcerFC]

Sorry, on phone. No pics

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Not a thicket on the boobs?

No, below the waist...If I had a machete and two extra hours, maybe just maybe I could have made it work.

How old are you? The phrase, "Get of my lawn!" was used back in the day when someone caught another man sleeping with his wife/gf.

This was about 10 years ago. It was like she had Buckwheat in a scissors hold.

 

[msommer]

Paris Hilton before

Or

Paris Hilton after

I have seen the videos. I think she is a cute girl who had really nice breasts. I think she chose incorrectly.

Not disproportionate to her body so they work for me. Not a huge fan of her looks in general though. The new boobs didn't make it worse.

 

[Kraft...]

Paris Hilton before

Or

Paris Hilton after

I have seen the videos. I think she is a cute girl who had really nice breasts. I think she chose incorrectly.

Definitely before, loved those Hershey's Kisses

 

[Zow]

Fake boobs, if done well, are awesome.

It's mind blowing how many times you are wrong about the simplest of things.

:whoosh: lots and lots of fakeys look and feel great. Some way better than naturals.

And if you have gotten to the look, feel and taste stage; are you really going to stop for aesthetics?

Along those lines:

I was once with a girl who quite possibly had the perfect rack.....but had a thicket .....the astronaut was not prepared for that and called the mission off at about T -10.

Wait..what?

I had the same thing with an Italian chick once...black hairs in her boobs...long enough to floss with...and a very thick thicket below the waist...i couldnt get dressed fast enough...im like ''do you not know you have hairy boobs,or you just dont care ''...strange

Ha, this reminds me of one of the first pair (actually it was just one boob) that I saw in person. Was a freshman in high school and made the baseball team. One day in the lunchroom I was walking by one of the senior pitchers and his girlfriend (she was okay, not incredibly hot or anything). He calls me over and, of course, I immediately get nervous as this guy twice my size who throws on the varsity actually wants to speak to me. Says his girlfriend wants to ask me a question. I have never met her before, or any senior girl for that matter. We have the following exchange:

Her: My boyfriend thinks it's weird that I have a little bit of hair on my nipples. That's hot though, right?

Me: Huh?

Her: Here, let me show you (quickly pulls her shirt and bra down on the left side, exposing her boob and, sure enough, there is a ring of hair around her nipples)

Me: Um..... I.....

Boyfriend: What do you think?

Me: Uh.... I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

Boyfriend:

Her: Well now you don't get to see the second one.

Me:

Where did you go again? Allen? Sounds like an Allen chick.

Central Catholic

 

[moleculo]

Pretty sure that it's about getting your offspring fed, right? Caveman wants to keep his bloodline going so a female that looks like she can feed the offspring with ease, before the pregnancy boost, is/was more desirable than one that seemed like the offspring would be on a diet.

This seems like a testable idea. Do large-breasted women produce more milk than small-breasted women? If not, I think we can discard that theory.

Does it matter, or is perception enough?

Perception shouldn't matter. Nobody reasons, "It looks like she'd be a good mother; therefore, I hereby consciously decide to find her hawt." Sexual attraction isn't a choice; it's subconscious. If large-breasted women actually do make better mothers (because they're better at breast-feeding), men who are attracted to large-breasted women will have a reproductive advantage, and attraction to large-breasted women will be selected for -- independent of men's belief about why. Contrariwise, if large-breasted women do not make better mothers, a mistaken belief that they do will not cause an attraction to large-breasted women to be selected for. In that case, attraction to large-breasted women must be driven by something else.

new theory: natural selection towards large breasted women. It's not about guys liking boobs because they are big and make milk, it's as simple as guys like boobs and therefore boobs evolved to become big.

Guys like boobs, and therefore, through the magic of natural selection, women developed large breasts. Much like the peacock developed it's plume, or baboons developed red asses.

Also, breasts signify when a female is of mating age. It's an outwards sign of maturity and fertility.

Also, I hereby declare anyone posting in this thread without a linked pic should be subject to an immediate ban.

:noban:

 

[Deepster]

What about blue veins? When a woman is showing cleavage and has a nice ample set and I can see some blue veins lightly there underneath the skin, I always think they're an extra healthy set. Like the veins are carrying nutrients and vitamins into her boobs.

 

[Das Boot]

What about blue veins? When a woman is showing cleavage and has a nice ample set and I can see some blue veins lightly there underneath the skin, I always think they're an extra healthy set. Like the veins are carrying nutrients and vitamins into her boobs.

It's all good and each pair is gloriously unique... but all things considered I'd rather not see any of the underlying wiring and plumbing.

 

[Bri]

Things that look like boobs.

On King Of Queens where Doug is explaining driving by a strip club and says how he saw a nipple, might have been a light switch, but I like to think I saw a nipple