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Lets play everyone's favorite game- Who is the bigger doosh (1 Viewer)

Bigger doosh

  • Contestant 1

    Votes: 12 16.2%
  • Contestant 2

    Votes: 9 12.2%
  • Contestant 3

    Votes: 53 71.6%

  • Total voters
    74
which begs the question, under which circumstances are men & women not allowed to walk away?

"well, we've been together 4 years.  she has slept with every one of my friends, half her office and once tried to stab me to death.. but we just found out she has cancer... guess i'm in it for the long haul.  don't want people thinking i'm abandoning my wife in her time of need."
Reminds me of the Daniel Tosh bit about domestic abuse towards your wife...

"There’s no excuse for domestic violence." It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she’s about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? "Unfortunately no, there’s no excuse. You’re going to have to let her drown that third one."
yeah i guess but no one really said that and i am the king of misunderstanding things and not even i think anyone said that so hey i guess i always say live and let live and you go on with your bad self but no one is saying to drown kids that is all i am getting at bromigo take that to the bank

 
Reminds me of the Daniel Tosh bit about domestic abuse towards your wife...

"There’s no excuse for domestic violence." It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she’s about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? "Unfortunately no, there’s no excuse. You’re going to have to let her drown that third one."
Pretty sure that falls under defense of your child not abuse.

 
This reminds me a bit of my divorce.

I got several emails from people that don't know me and really had no insight into our marriage.  They were so judgmental.  "You are leaving for the wrong reasons."  "You should give it more time."  "You are abandoning your bride.  That's not the right thing to do."

I didn't respond to any of them, but wanted to.

1.  #### you

2.  You have no idea what you are talking about.

3. #### you

 
I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

68% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.
I see contestant 3 has made an appearance. 

 
Also vote 3. Having a special needs kid can suck at times but also really rewarding at others.  Can't imagine abandoning my son who needs me more than anyone else in the world. Hope the guy gets all the bad karma coming to him. 

 
I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

68% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.
I see contestant 3 has made an appearance. 
can we just add guy numero fouro is a brohan who uses an underscore at the end of his name because hey man seriously what gives if it is the end you do not need a space i mean what is that for you are just screwing me up even aol which is like the brontosaurus of computer e-mailers would not make you do that so long story short i do not get it and that grinds my gears take that to the bank brochacho 

 
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I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

68% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.
welcome to the forum!

 
I would say you are the biggest ##### for bringing your wife's gossip to the ffa and writing a 1000 word post about it then asking us to throw stones at these men based on the hearsay of a bunch of women.

People get sick. ####ty things happen. Not all marriages work out. Welcome to the real world.

68% chance if roles were reversed (meaning the men got sick, lost their ability to provide) the women would be out the door in under 3 years, assuming they are not fat.
I think the rest of Gecko's post got cut off.

 
I'm with others... Skipping out on a special needs kid is terrible. Imagine what that does to the other kid too, probably resent the special needs sibling bc of their dad... I hope there is no way a judge would let that happen. What a piece of ####.

All terrible though.

 
Need more info to make a judgement.  I'd prefer to get the man's side.  But for 3, I know a family who has a special needs kid, who needed CPR three times at birth.  The father only wanted it done once.  Although there still together I wouldn't have faulted him for leaving.  Now imagine if his wife was a fat #####, and he was in a loveless marriage.  Is it really skipping out when the child should have been dead already.  As someone who has adopted a special needs child, who didn't want too at the time, (because I've seen the quality of life of the above parents deteriorate) I could never call a special needs parent a doosh.  Takes a special person to do that.

 
Lupus is the disease that turns people into werewolves, right? 

No way I'm sticking around for that. Sorry, toots.  No way. 

 

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