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Let's talk suspenders (1 Viewer)

matttyl said:
It takes a certain build and overall style to pull them off without looking somewhat shady, or like a shyster.  There is a fine line between style and shady there.

Example  dude in middle has style, guys on outside I would think about not doing business with (likely due to suspenders with frech cuff combo - and alternate color collar).  I think I've seen too many shady stock brokers and such in TV/movies that really turned the look off for me.  Didn't those two numbskulls in season 1 or 2 of Sopranos who were buddies with Christoper wear suspendes all the time - and some of those guys from Boiler Room.  Really turned off the look for me with guys under 40.




 
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Metal clips.  

If your suspenders attach to the pants with metal clips instead of buttoning on the inside of the pants ...you are a Walmart version of whatever you are.  

 
i have always thought it is sort  of like wearing a backpack except your backpack is pants and for me that is just not cool i want a backpack to be cool and have stuff in it that is not my butt take that to the bank bropantsos 

 
SWC said:
i have always thought it is sort  of like wearing a backpack except your backpack is pants and for me that is just not cool i want a backpack to be cool and have stuff in it that is not my butt take that to the bank bropantsos 
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Its a front back, take that to the sperm bank ballzchaco.

 
one neat thing about suspenders is that if you needed to fire an arrow really softly you would be totally in there take that to the target bank bromigos 

 
if you could play your suspernders like that instrument that is a broom pole on an old metal trough then i would be all in favor of them because what the hell jug band thats why take that to the bank brochachos

 
say your driving down a back road one night in a sweet souped up 75 charger and bam the serpentine belt blows to pieces and it is you your best gal and then her friend and a date and that date is nicknamed fancy pretty boy high hat pete and guess what you are totally hosed but wait fancy pretty boy high hat pete is wearing suspenders well bam guess what now he is only wearing suspender because numero dos is coming off and is your new serpentine belt until you get home and then you make time with your best gal while her friend and the fop get out of dodge thats clean livin brochachos take that to the bank

 
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SWC said:
say your driving down a back road one night in a sweet souped up 75 charger and bam the serpentine belt blows to pieces and it is you your best gal and then her friend and a date and that date is nicknamed fancy pretty boy high hat pete and guess what you are totally hosed but wait fancy pretty boy high hat pete is wearing suspenders well bam guess what now he is only wearing suspender because numero dos is coming off and is your new serpentine belt until you get home and then you make time with your best gal while her friend and the fop get out of dodge thats clean livin brochachos take that to the bank




 
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Do they call him high hat pete because he is a drummer or because he literally has a high hat?  

Drummers get a lot of #####.

 
Can report after day 1 that my sciatica is better with the suspenders.  May just be an outlier day, but I'm thinking my belt may push somewhere bad when I sit down at my desk for 12 hours.

 
I wore suspenders a lot in the 90s.  One thing that I think does make a difference is having the buttons for the suspenders tailored into your slacks.  Those metal clasps look horrible.

 
another neat thing about suspenders is if you need something to pin unrelated stuff on you can say it was the suspenders like hey man i went down to ole sloppy steves for a beer and the waitress filled my glass right up the top must have been the suspenders i was sportin and hey your chachkis flare isnt going to stick to just anything if you  know what im sayin take that to the bank bromigos 

 
Suspenders are awesome. Have a nice pair of Brooks Brothers suspenders that I love to wear. If you can pull the off, they add a nice touch. Bonus - girls also love yanking on suspenders

 
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