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Little Kids Get Owned In This Thread (1 Viewer)

Mario Kart said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU

Not a kid but don't mess with nature or you'll get the horns.
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Wow, I had no idea about Australian Magpies.

One of the comments:

Jonathon Lawson 6 months ago
i think Tumblr said it right...
For the uninitiated, this is what Magpies are like during “swooping season” here in Australia.
Fun fact: people have been known to walk around with empty ice cream containers on their heads to protect themselves in lieu of helmets.
Things to remember:
1) This is an Australian magpie. it is not like European magpies.It’s not a flappy bappy chirpy little ####bag you can bat away with your palm. This is a ####### crow in cow makeup
2) Cats and dogs will not try and take them on because cats and dogs know they will lose
3) They live for 25 years and yes, they will remember your face. Although I will confess that my 36 years of life I have never seen a dead one. Under tumblr logic this means they are immortal
4) They are insane. Cold stone bug-#### insane. And they give zero ####s.I’ve seen them attack cyclists, moving cars, trucks, even a ####### train.
So imagine, if you will, you are walking merrily down a street one spring and suddenly this train-assaulting, cow-cosplaying ball of immortal feathers and bat#### insanity comes screaming out of nowhere and tries to embed itself in the back of your skull, beak clacking like the pump of a shotgun as it tears out chunks of your hair.
This is Australia.
 
I can watch that all day.

Incidentally, did anyone notice that it was our good buddy GM who was announcing the race at the beginning?

 
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