Little Kids Get Owned In This Thread (1 Viewer)

[grateful zed]

sweet bike

the headset was never tightened.

 

[El Floppo]

sweet bike

the headset was never tightened.

fascinating.

 

[Billy Bats]

Wanna play with the big boys?

http://gfycat.com/LiveLividAuklet

 

[Billy Bats]

Fastest way down:

http://gfycat.com/EvenPeskyDaddylonglegs

 

[Billy Bats]

Wtf stop licking me and help:

http://gfycat.com/CoolLastDodo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/aLMM9lA.gifv Fat old kid.

 

[sbonomo]

Fastest way down:

http://gfycat.com/EvenPeskyDaddylonglegs

Tough kid. Appears to be laughing after falling from 6-7 feet.

 

[grateful zed]

Fastest way down:

http://gfycat.com/EvenPeskyDaddylonglegs

Tough kid. Appears to be laughing after falling from 6-7 feet.

he is probably in shock.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Fastest way down:

http://gfycat.com/EvenPeskyDaddylonglegs

Tough kid. Appears to be laughing after falling from 6-7 feet.

4-feet - tops

 

[EYLive]

http://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-wwe-kids-ToMjGpRSNwdYgiTIzM4

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Archer http://i.imgur.com/EO0oguw.gif

 

[Jules Winnfield]

http://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-wwe-kids-ToMjGpRSNwdYgiTIzM4

As Gorilla would say:

That was well within the confines of the rulebook

 

[Sweet J]

http://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-wwe-kids-ToMjGpRSNwdYgiTIzM4

That is . . . . AWESOME

 

[Mookie]

Baptism By Boiling?

http://i.imgur.com/Leai56F.gif

 

[El Floppo]

Wtf stop licking me and help:

http://gfycat.com/CoolLastDodo

ETA: Serious question though....shouldnt somebody have helped him down? Couldn't he have broken his arm?

I guess I'm overly protective of babies... my first thought wouldn't be to film that- I'd be moving over there stat to make sure the kid didn't fall on his head. but no funny video in that case.

 

[matttyl]

Wtf stop licking me and help:

http://gfycat.com/CoolLastDodo

ETA: Serious question though....shouldnt somebody have helped him down? Couldn't he have broken his arm?

I guess I'm overly protective of babies... my first thought wouldn't be to film that- I'd be moving over there stat to make sure the kid didn't fall on his head. but no funny video in that case.

Yeah, I am the worst at judging a baby's age, but he seemed pretty young to be dangling from a booster seat like that.

How else will they learn?

 

[El Floppo]

Wtf stop licking me and help:

http://gfycat.com/CoolLastDodo

ETA: Serious question though....shouldnt somebody have helped him down? Couldn't he have broken his arm?

I guess I'm overly protective of babies... my first thought wouldn't be to film that- I'd be moving over there stat to make sure the kid didn't fall on his head. but no funny video in that case.

Yeah, I am the worst at judging a baby's age, but he seemed pretty young to be dangling from a booster seat like that.

How else will they learn?

lol

 

[stbugs]

Archer http://i.imgur.com/EO0oguw.gif

All I can think of is that he is definitely the first one dead in the Hunger Games.

 

[Mookie]

Spinning = Dizzy http://i.imgur.com/hqBB6P5.gifv

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Strange looking kid. http://i.imgur.com/vG7ThMK.gifv

 

[parrot]

Spinning = Dizzy http://i.imgur.com/hqBB6P5.gifv

 

[grateful zed]

http://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-wrestling-YMUHqykjdaZgc

 

[Dark Matter]

http://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-wrestling-YMUHqykjdaZgc

midgets=little kids

 

[matuski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU

Not a kid but don't mess with nature or you'll get the horns.

Wow, I had no idea about Australian Magpies.

One of the comments:

Jonathon Lawson 6 months ago
i think Tumblr said it right...
For the uninitiated, this is what Magpies are like during “swooping season” here in Australia.
Fun fact: people have been known to walk around with empty ice cream containers on their heads to protect themselves in lieu of helmets.
Things to remember:
1) This is an Australian magpie. it is not like European magpies.It’s not a flappy bappy chirpy little ####bag you can bat away with your palm. This is a ####### crow in cow makeup
2) Cats and dogs will not try and take them on because cats and dogs know they will lose
3) They live for 25 years and yes, they will remember your face. Although I will confess that my 36 years of life I have never seen a dead one. Under tumblr logic this means they are immortal
4) They are insane. Cold stone bug-#### insane. And they give zero ####s.I’ve seen them attack cyclists, moving cars, trucks, even a ####### train.
So imagine, if you will, you are walking merrily down a street one spring and suddenly this train-assaulting, cow-cosplaying ball of immortal feathers and bat#### insanity comes screaming out of nowhere and tries to embed itself in the back of your skull, beak clacking like the pump of a shotgun as it tears out chunks of your hair.
This is Australia.

 

[IC FBGCav]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU

Not a kid but don't mess with nature or you'll get the horns.

Wow, I had no idea about Australian Magpies.

One of the comments:

Jonathon Lawson 6 months ago
i think Tumblr said it right...
For the uninitiated, this is what Magpies are like during “swooping season” here in Australia.
Fun fact: people have been known to walk around with empty ice cream containers on their heads to protect themselves in lieu of helmets.
Things to remember:
1) This is an Australian magpie. it is not like European magpies.It’s not a flappy bappy chirpy little ####bag you can bat away with your palm. This is a ####### crow in cow makeup
2) Cats and dogs will not try and take them on because cats and dogs know they will lose
3) They live for 25 years and yes, they will remember your face. Although I will confess that my 36 years of life I have never seen a dead one. Under tumblr logic this means they are immortal
4) They are insane. Cold stone bug-#### insane. And they give zero ####s.I’ve seen them attack cyclists, moving cars, trucks, even a ####### train.
So imagine, if you will, you are walking merrily down a street one spring and suddenly this train-assaulting, cow-cosplaying ball of immortal feathers and bat#### insanity comes screaming out of nowhere and tries to embed itself in the back of your skull, beak clacking like the pump of a shotgun as it tears out chunks of your hair.
This is Australia.

 

[Mookie]

Hoops Star http://i.imgur.com/R7nLjtW.gifv

 

[Mookie]

Hold This Balloon for Me. http://i.imgur.com/pCzEe0p.gif

 

[El Floppo]

Hoops Star http://i.imgur.com/R7nLjtW.gifv

 

[El Floppo]

Rollercoaster face.

 

[mquinnjr]

Hoops Star http://i.imgur.com/R7nLjtW.gifv

 

[heckmanm]

Hoops Star http://i.imgur.com/R7nLjtW.gifv

This is why basketball shorts shouldn't have pockets

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This kid is an idiot.

Horrible haircut too.

 

[Mario Kart]

http://imgur.com/gallery/L5jMMvf

 

[stbugs]

http://imgur.com/gallery/L5jMMvf

Nice, he didn't get owned though, that was intentional. I think he would have gone all the way around if it weren't for that older kid. He looked back, got ready and went for a ride.

 

[Gawain]

http://imgur.com/gallery/L5jMMvf

#BLM

:noban

http://imgur.com/gallery/RsahfUs

 

[GAlmgren]

Good anti-ownage

 

[grateful zed]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TDA5FJTc--/1036289332223342658.jpg

 

[grateful zed]

http://d3310hm27mievn.galaxant.com/000/170/884/12-Baby-cages-used-to-ensure-that-children-get-enough-sunlight-and-fresh-air-when-living-in-an-apartment-building-ca-1937.jpg

 

[grateful zed]

http://d3310hm27mievn.galaxant.com/000/170/902/29-Mother-hides-her-face-in-shame-after-putting-her-children-up-for-sale-Chicago-1948.jpg

 

[Wooderson]

http://d3310hm27mievn.galaxant.com/000/170/884/12-Baby-cages-used-to-ensure-that-children-get-enough-sunlight-and-fresh-air-when-living-in-an-apartment-building-ca-1937.jpg

These are awesome. Making use of wasted space.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure what the expected result was...

http://i.imgur.com/FkxPfPM.gifv

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Not sure what the expected result was...

http://i.imgur.com/FkxPfPM.gifv

Jesus F!n Christ...wtf is wrong with these kids?

 

[Das Boot]

Not sure what the expected result was...

http://i.imgur.com/FkxPfPM.gifv

Jesus F!n Christ...wtf is wrong with these kids?

My working theory is that the kid in the red shirt missed the morning stunt planning meeting and didn't realize he was only supposed to dump the water as opposed to chucking the entire tub.

 

[Donkey Derp]

hopefully not honda:

http://www.best-gif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/funny-gifs-The-dog-wants-to-water-ski-too.gif

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not sure what the expected result was...

http://i.imgur.com/FkxPfPM.gifv

Jesus F!n Christ...wtf is wrong with these kids?

My working theory is that the kid in the red shirt missed the morning stunt planning meeting and didn't realize he was only supposed to dump the water as opposed to chucking the entire tub.

"OK Aspen, you ride down the sidewalk. Carsynn, you throw that big tub of water on him, and then--"

"Wait, I throw the whole thing on him?"

"Well yeah, dummy."

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

He'll never be President, but Marco Rubio will always have THIS delicious piece of kid ownage.

 

[Galileo]

hopefully not honda:

http://www.best-gif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/funny-gifs-The-dog-wants-to-water-ski-too.gif

How long could that pool possibly be? Dog probably saved that kid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rubio just earned my vote.

 

[Leviathan]

Not sure what the expected result was...http://i.imgur.com/FkxPfPM.gifv

Jesus F!n Christ...wtf is wrong with these kids?

My working theory is that the kid in the red shirt missed the morning stunt planning meeting and didn't realize he was only supposed to dump the water as opposed to chucking the entire tub.

"OK Aspen, you ride down the sidewalk. Carsynn, you throw that big tub of water on him, and then--"

"Wait, I throw the whole thing on him?"

"Well yeah, dummy."

Bonus points for using Aspen and Carsynn!####### parents giving giving their children ####### names results in ####### behavior.

Get off my lawn!!!

 

[Dark Matter]

Rubio just earned my vote.