Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[shadyridr]

Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.

There's no way that was a dude. It's Ice ####ing with my head again. I've seen and been around plenty of chicks with ####s and the easiest tell is the voice, hands and fake titz. The titz were real and she looked and sounded like a woman.

Lets say you are 99% sure heshe was a girl, is 1% of you even a little disgusted or are you just like "whatever it was a great BJ and I had no clue at the time"

 

[johnnycakes]

Go to a gay bar often enough, sooner or later, you're leaving with a tranny.

 

[gianmarco]

The only way this story could have been better is if the Persian girl ripped off a mask Mission Impossible style and it turned out to be Michael

And he can walk!

 

[IC FBGCav]

Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.

There's no way that was a dude. It's Ice ####ing with my head again. I've seen and been around plenty of chicks with ####s and the easiest tell is the voice, hands and fake titz. The titz were real and she looked and sounded like a woman and has a bigger dong than me.

Fixed

 

[(HULK)]

Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.

There's no way that was a dude. It's Ice ####ing with my head again. I've seen and been around plenty of chicks with ####s and the easiest tell is the voice, hands and fake titz. The titz were real and she looked and sounded like a woman.

There are several things in your story that point to it being a tranny. Several.

You can't be in this much denial, can you?

 

[xulf]

I know back in the day I flipped on HBO Real Sex and I was like this chick in the bubble bath is smoking hot and then she stood up and had a #### down to her knee

Mistakes happen

I know exactly what you are talking about. That scene is etched into my brain forever

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.

There's no way that was a dude. It's Ice ####ing with my head again. I've seen and been around plenty of chicks with ####s and the easiest tell is the voice, hands and fake titz. The titz were real and she looked and sounded like a woman.

There are several things in your story that point to it being a tranny. Several.You can't be in this much denial, can you?

"Her" using the stall and not the urinal is an encouraging sign but certainly not conclusive

 

[(HULK)]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

A good hour or so went by with me talking with this chick, who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery (some not-so good scenes there btw); the drinks are flowing and I'm feeling a bit tipsy so I decided to slow down a bit. I said to the chick I'm talking with during mid conversation that I needed to go to the bathroom, she said me too so we walked off. All of the bathrooms are all uni-sex with urinals/stalls in all so we just went in the same door; I pissed at a urinal then went over to wait in line to wash my hands (the bathroom was packed) when she comes out of the stall after a quick pee (NOT A CLUE BUT, THIS IS A RED HERRING IMO... she didn't tell you so she maintained the ruse). The chick recognizes a few other people in the bathroom, one who looked like Magic Johnson's son, and all 5 or 6 of us posed for the girls taking selfies. Another girl, looked like friends with this chick I walked into the bathroom with, broke out some party favors. The chick asked if I wanted some but I declined - I somehow felt obligated to make sure we returned to the table together so I chatted with my new selfie pals while the two of them went back in the stall area to get skeed. They come out, the selfie crew left and the chick takes my hand - we go into the stall area and she insists me showing it to her, I pull out and she gives me one of the better bj I've had in a while. (CLUE#3: Zero foreplay for her? She's just into giving and not receiving? Nah. She's hiding her dong from you but cutting to the chase so you don't get one of those "um, your gun is digging into my leg" moments a la Ace Ventura)

I'm now tipsy and relieved so I need to start planning an exit plan. When all 5 of us are back at the table I switch to water to chill for a bit. Ice straddle-jumps on me while I'm sitting down and starts kissing me; I can smell the energy enhancer on her as well. We kissed for a bit while the chick that just blew me is sitting next to me rubbing on me - she has clearly been checked by Ice before because she is almost awaiting Ice's okay to move in on me. Ice started talking about "bringing the party back to my place" since it's after 1am by this point and they are clearly not going to sleep anytime soon. I said #### it, why not

They pile into my car, Ice is shotgun of course because she will not be upstaged by anyone. Tongue, the chick that blew me and the other girl are in back. We get to my place and the two new girls remark about how nice the place is, the view etc and Ice proclaims, "I told you my (n-word)'s place was tight!!!" She yelled this and phrases like this repeatedly. Ice is yelling while turning up dance music; I drank a double espresso to keep up, their idea of energy was not in a liquid form. I screamed "pants off dance off" at some point. (CLUE#4, s/he didn't take her pants off obviously)

An hour or so goes by, Tongue is getting forced to mouth #### Ice, I'm naked getting banging the chick that never said much the entire night with the chick that blew me playing with my ###. I did wear a condom the entire time, I go to switch off to the chick that blew me and she would only blow me again. I kept trying for the draws but she said she was on her time, no problem but who wants a bj through a condom so I go back to the other chick - BJ chick is again finger-playing my ### when I'm ####ing almost to the point where it's annoying. (CLUE#5&6, should be obvious at this point. Won't let you touch her area, anal fixation, etc)

I finish, go to the kitchen for another drink and BJ chick follows me. She starts blowing my flaccid #### in the kitchen until I stop her saying I'm done for the night; (CLUE#7, no actual female loves giving head this much) I finish my drink and head to my bedroom to go to sleep glancing back at Tongue getting smothered by Ice. I go into my room, lock the bedroom door and go to sleep.

The next morning, everyone is gone. I look around the place to make sure I didn't get lifted for a TV or something but it's cool. The front door was still open so I checked the CCTV to make sure it's cool. No big deal, everyone left about 7am.

It's about 10am, I text Ice to ask if she got home okay, she says:

Ice: Yeah, Ubered it

Me: okay cool. Friends of yours?

Ice: Yeah, you liked him I see?

Me: Him, who?

Ice: The guy that kept sucking your #### all night

Me: Yeah right, it was a chick. I felt real titz, it looked and smelled like a woman. Not a guy, just a chick on her period.

Ice: tucking a ####, I knew you liked men, ###### (the f-word).

Me: #### off Ice. How do you know them?

Ice: Not both, just the guy. The one that kept sucking your #### all night lol

Me: w/e bye.

(CLUE#8: ICE ACTUALLY TELLS YOU)

Haven't really talked to her since. I guess I was dealing with postnasal drip Ice who just wanted to again one-up me.

Clues in bold. Check the neck. See if you can get a hold of those selfies for confirmation if you're doubting what I assure you is science dropped above.

 

[McGarnicle]

I don't see what the big deal is. You got a great bj. And you thought it was a female, so you're off the hook. So it turned out to be a dude, so what? It's 2016. Don't listen to these haters Ron. You just....keep on....keepin' on.

I did my best.

 

[jamil]

he was getting that butthole ready to ram you.

 

[VA703]

so did he ?

 

[Quez]

I just googled Magic Johnson's son. Wow, dude is pretty flamboyant.

 

[Quez]

I wouldn't blame he/she for the annoying butt play. Odds are Ice told he/she that "Rons not gay but he loves getting his butt played with".

 

[cstu]

Goes to a gay bar and hooks up with a transtesticle and he has no clue. OK.

And don't forget he's well known enough at the gay bar that a random person recognizes him and asks if he wants a table.

I'm 90% sure that every mention of a woman in this thread is actually a guy.

 

[SwampDawg]

Ron you calling over some whores for the blizzard this weekend so you can all get snowed in ?

 

[kentric]

BJ chick is again finger-playing my ### when I'm ####ing almost to the point where it's annoying.

Reminds me of the guy who went to the proctologist for the rectal exam, after the exam starts and the guy feels penetration he looks back and sees the proctologist standing behind him with his arms spread wide and the proctologist says, "Look, no hands".

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Ron you calling over some whores for the blizzard this weekend so you can all get snowed in ?

Perhaps the persian will be available to help plow you out

 

[IvanKaramazov]

The first clue should have been the bottle service, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola.

 

[Swing 51]

"pants off dance off"

 

[sbonomo]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

 

[Keerock]

"pants off dance off"

Did the Persian dude partake in this?

 

[Ned]

"pants off dance off"

Did the Persian dude partake in this?

 

[Arizona Ron]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

I always assume it's because they don't want to be associated with Iraq.

 

[cstu]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

Also, a Persian girl is not going to immediately blow you in a bathroom.

 

[cstu]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

I always assume it's because they don't want to be associated with Iraq.

No, they do it so you don't call them Iranian.

 

[Green and Gold]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

Also, a Persian girl is not going to immediately blow you in a bathroom.

Yes, completely out of character for the girls in this thread.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Also, I seriously doubt it was a dude mostly because they just don't try to trick guys like that (or at least in my experience). They'll definitely let you know because they don't want to get into a fight or worse. I've had a trans chick say something like, "Have you ever been with a woman like me?" and I knew exactly what was up. Nothing like this at all, just seemed like a normal conversation.

Do I have a little doubt of course because I could see Ice setting me up because she thinks it would be funny. Even if somehow Ice confirmed that it is a dude, the act itself is gay but it doesn't make me gay because I was attracted to what I thought was a woman - IF, AND ONLY IF it was a dude (which it wasn't, I'm pretty sure...).

Maybe she had both sets of tools, I don't know because she didn't get naked. And can I stress again about the real titz? How do you explain that if it's a dude?

 

[Arizona Ron]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

Also, a Persian girl is not going to immediately blow you in a bathroom.

Has any woman ever blown you in the bathroom? Ever?

 

[VA703]

Persian girls are cream of the crop when comparing middle eastern womens

that's why the person identified as Persian

they think it demands respect

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Gummy Bear implants

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

I always assume it's because they don't want to be associated with Iraq.

One letter off.

 

[xulf]

Also, I seriously doubt it was a dude mostly because they just don't try to trick guys like that (or at least in my experience). They'll definitely let you know because they don't want to get into a fight or worse. I've had a trans chick say something like, "Have you ever been with a woman like me?" and I knew exactly what was up. Nothing like this at all, just seemed like a normal conversation.

Do I have a little doubt of course because I could see Ice setting me up because she thinks it would be funny. Even if somehow Ice confirmed that it is a dude, the act itself is gay but it doesn't make me gay because I was attracted to what I thought was a woman - IF, AND ONLY IF it was a dude (which it wasn't, I'm pretty sure...).

Maybe she had both sets of tools, I don't know because she didn't get naked. And can I stress again about the real titz? How do you explain that if it's a dude?

Hormones.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

I always assume it's because they don't want to be associated with Iraq.

One letter off.

One chromosome off as well.

 

[Quez]

Yeah, post-op isn't gay at all. Oh, and Persian = Mexican.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

I always assume it's because they don't want to be associated with Iraq.

One letter off.

If Allen Jackson doesn't care about the difference then why should I

 

[VA703]

find this Persians face book and do some investigating

 

[Arizona Ron]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

I always assume it's because they don't want to be associated with Iraq.

One letter off.

I always thought Persia was most of Iran and Iraq but i'll take your word for it.

 

[shadyridr]

Last I checked its the PRINCE of Persia, not Princess

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

Also, a Persian girl is not going to immediately blow you in a bathroom.

so silly, I've banged a Persian broad within hours of meeting her. they give it up as easily as any other ethnicities.

 

[(HULK)]

Fact, 10% of ladies claiming to be Persian actually are Persian. Also, anyone who says "I identify as Persian" isn't Persian, and probably is trans and used to have to point out what they identify as.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Solid update

 

[Arizona Ron]

Ron you calling over some whores for the blizzard this weekend so you can all get snowed in ?

Haven't figured this out. I'd prefer to stay at my house with my ex-wife, daughter and Angie but I have to see what the ex thinks about that.

If not I'll be at my condo providing shelter, warmth and protein to wayward whores.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Ron you calling over some whores for the blizzard this weekend so you can all get snowed in ?

Haven't figured this out. I'd prefer to stay at my house with my ex-wife, daughter and Angie but I have to see what the ex thinks about that.

If not I'll be at my condo providing shelter, warmth and protein to wayward whores.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Ron you calling over some whores for the blizzard this weekend so you can all get snowed in ?

Haven't figured this out. I'd prefer to stay at my house with my ex-wife, daughter and Angie but I have to see what the ex thinks about that.

If not I'll be at my condo providing shelter, warmth and protein to wayward transwhores.

 

[sbonomo]

Persian girls are cream of the crop when comparing middle eastern womens

that's why the person identified as Persian

they think it demands respect

I would 100% agree with this statement. if you like dark haired, beautiful, full-figured women it does not get much better than this. I always thought latina's were the best but i could be swayed either way.

 

[Quez]

find this Persians face book and do some investigating

Or just have Angie do it. She is probably good with computers.

 

[cockroach]

Ron you calling over some whores for the blizzard this weekend so you can all get snowed in ?

If by blizzard you mean cocaine and by whores you mean lady boys....

 

[gianmarco]

You need to start plotting revenge on Ice. Only problem is, I have absolutely no idea how you would do that.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"I know this bar, it's a gay bar".

CLUE#1: You're in a LGBT bar. Emphasis on the T.

who identified as Persian, (CLUE#2: You know who "Identifies"? Transpeople. They're used to identifying gender, so why not ethnicity. Oh, and BTWs, Persian means s/he's trying to spice up being mixed... about a 1% chance she's actually Persian) while also checking out the scenery

Not sure how DC is but all Iranian women in LA introduce themselves or makes sure you know in short order that they are "Persian". I assume this is to get the stereotype off the table right away but i can't say for sure.

Also, a Persian girl is not going to immediately blow you in a bathroom.

so silly, I've banged a Persian broad within hours of meeting her. they give it up as easily as any other ethnicities.

Hmmm I always thought they only did butt stuff so they could remain virgins?

 

[shadyridr]

You need to start plotting revenge on Ice. Only problem is, I have absolutely no idea how you would do that.

Im pretty sure Ice dropped the mic