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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

Looks like I caught up with this thread on a good day. Just in time for the real :crazy:
I have the feeling the real :crazy: hasn't even begun yet - tis is just the preview before the main feature.IMO there WILL be a pregnancy scare and she will try to get Ron to pay for an abortion. that's when things get real fun.
i think the next chapter in this movie will be the police knocking on the door for rape/abuse
Yeah, that's a distinct possibility.
 
I think the ship has fully sailed on recouping those 3 racks.ETA: It did buy him :football: :football: :football: :football: + some roofies I guess

 
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Ron, see if you can sell Angie's debt to you to the bartender who vouched for her. Offer to sell the debt (I believe the grand total is $3500, $3540 if you count the cash handoff) for something like .25 on the dollar. Getting $875 back is better than 0.Or, if you want to just mess with her, sell it to a collections agency.

 
'proninja said:
It's khaki?
Pretty sure this is the part where we find out AZRon will not be played by Denzel.
Pretty sure I've said on this board a thousand times that I look more like Jason Kidd then Denzel.
It's like nobody even tries anymore
The Notebook is becoming a lost art.
As much as I've promoted it, I don't think anyone is taking it seriously.
Kids these days just have too short an attention span.
 
Ron, see if you can sell Angie's debt to you to the bartender who vouched for her. Offer to sell the debt (I believe the grand total is $3500, $3540 if you count the cash handoff) for something like .25 on the dollar. Getting $875 back is better than 0.

Or, if you want to just mess with her, sell it to a collections agency.
"Hello, this is Hulk from FBG Financial calling on behalf of a business matter with a Mr. Arizona Ron. Do you have a moment to talk?"
 
Or, if you want to just mess with her, sell it to a collections agency.
If there is one stupid enough to purchase a verbal debt between two private parties.
I assumed it was documented. After all, Ron was so thorough when he hired the movers.
A really fun project would be to hire someone with collections experience to make up a fake collections agency name and call daily with a scripted spiel requesting the money, threatening litigation, etc. Even send letters on fake letterhead, the whole deal.
 
Or, if you want to just mess with her, sell it to a collections agency.
If there is one stupid enough to purchase a verbal debt between two private parties.
I assumed it was documented. After all, Ron was so thorough when he hired the movers.
A really fun project would be to hire someone with collections experience to make up a fake collections agency name and call daily with a scripted spiel requesting the money, threatening litigation, etc. Even send letters on fake letterhead, the whole deal.
I suppose that is true. No real need to hire a collections agency when the FFA can do it.Who has collections experience?
 
Or, if you want to just mess with her, sell it to a collections agency.
If there is one stupid enough to purchase a verbal debt between two private parties.
I assumed it was documented. After all, Ron was so thorough when he hired the movers.
A really fun project would be to hire someone with collections experience to make up a fake collections agency name and call daily with a scripted spiel requesting the money, threatening litigation, etc. Even send letters on fake letterhead, the whole deal.
I suppose that is true. No real need to hire a collections agency when the FFA can do it.Who has collections experience?
Blue Onion
 
I just can't understand how some woman who is ####### a guy, getting money from him on a regular basis, having him hire movers on her behalf and moving her from one place to another, getting rides everywhere from him, meeting him several times a week at bars for drinks, etc and so on, could possibly get confused and think she was getting in to a relationship. I mean, c'mon! What is wrong with her?

 
I just can't understand how some woman who is ####### a guy, getting money from him on a regular basis, having him hire movers on her behalf and moving her from one place to another, getting rides everywhere from him, meeting him several times a week at bars for drinks, etc and so on, could possibly get confused and think she was getting in to a relationship. I mean, c'mon! What is wrong with her?
Don't forget getting bailed out of jail
 
'Furious Styles said:
Wife is okay with you going bareback with all these broads?
She's the only one I've gone :bag: less on in a long time. And no, I didn't mention that part as we don't discuss details of each other's incounters. But if something were to come up, I would be fully accountable for it.
 
'iamsmilin said:
'Corporation said:
Filipino women are the black girls of Asians.

/Donald Glover
While I agree with the sentiment, Filipino's don't like being called Asian; they are classified as Pacfic Islanders.
What does this mean?
They tend to act more "ghetto", even though I know plenty of Vietnamese girls who act the same.
I can definitely confirm this.....I recently attended a wedding of a Pilipino man and Korean women. The two difference in the two family's was very obvious. All good people, completely different styles.
 
'MikeIke said:
'jamny said:
Looks like I caught up with this thread on a good day. Just in time for the real :crazy:
I have the feeling the real :crazy: hasn't even begun yet - tis is just the preview before the main feature.IMO there WILL be a pregnancy scare and she will try to get Ron to pay for an abortion. that's when things get real fun.
:goodposting: I have a feeling this thread will keep on giving for months to come.
 
'AcerFC said:
'Ned said:
'Arizona Ron said:
Me: “Yell again and I’m hanging up. Look Angie, we’re not dating; I’m married and as odd as this may seem to you – I’m happily married.”

Angie: “NO YOU’RE NOT!”
yowsa
In fairness, many of the people here agree with her
This has to be :fishing: I have only seen one girl post and she has said nothing of the sort....every man is a least a little jealous of AR (most of us are very jealous of him)
 
'MikeIke said:
'jamny said:
Looks like I caught up with this thread on a good day. Just in time for the real :crazy:
I have the feeling the real :crazy: hasn't even begun yet - tis is just the preview before the main feature.IMO there WILL be a pregnancy scare and she will try to get Ron to pay for an abortion. that's when things get real fun.
:goodposting: I have a feeling this thread will keep on giving for months to come.
Whenever you post it reminds me of the pizza place in the mall.
 
'TxBuckeye said:
I just can't understand how some woman who is ####### a guy, getting money from him on a regular basis, having him hire movers on her behalf and moving her from one place to another, getting rides everywhere from him, meeting him several times a week at bars for drinks, etc and so on, could possibly get confused and think she was getting in to a relationship. I mean, c'mon! What is wrong with her?
She knew the deal upfront. She breaks the rules, she loses her :pickle: privileges. Call in the loan and see what the ##### does.
 
God no. They are all very attractive, but extremely different looks. IIRC from this thread you are Asian? Which nationality?FWIW, I would say one major difference is that in MY limited contact, Chinese women are much more likely to like to gamble than, say, Japanese or Korean women.
I'm ethnically Chinese but culturally a mix of Chinese and Vietnamese. According to this board, my people aren’t the most attractive Asians.
Filipino women are the black girls of Asians./Donald Glover
While I agree with the sentiment, Filipino's don't like being called Asian; they are classified as Pacfic Islanders.
PM me a picture. I'm sure you are extremely attractive.
She is. :wub:
confirmed
Double secret probation confirmed.
 
You either have the strongest marriage ever or your wife just doesnt care anymore. I cant fathom in my little brain anyone's wife reacting like that. Even swingers.
She always been sure of herself and remember it's been over 8 years. This isn't the first chick that has caught feelings for me. My wife knows I'm not going anywhere and I feel the same about her. Things have always been this way. Heck, I remember when we were still dating and she walked into the bar while I'm hitting on another girl. She just joined in the conversation.
Even still, shocking nonetheless. What percentage of women would be OK with:1) Loaning 3K to another woman without discussing first2) The outside :pickle: (I guess that goes both ways)3) Taking frequent phone calls from said crazy side :pickle: and responding by saying, 'maybe you should only have given her half- :pickle: ".00001%?
This is like watching Jim Brown play football.It's only later after his career is over that you realise what you have witnessed.
 
'AcerFC said:
'Ned said:
'Arizona Ron said:
Me: “Yell again and I’m hanging up. Look Angie, we’re not dating; I’m married and as odd as this may seem to you – I’m happily married.”

Angie: “NO YOU’RE NOT!”
yowsa
In fairness, many of the people here agree with her
I'm not sure why. I have no problem believing AZ Ron is happily married. It's that his wife is happy is the part that takes believing.
http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-A-Lesbian-Married-To-A-Man/121877
 
'AcerFC said:
'Ned said:
'Arizona Ron said:
Me: “Yell again and I’m hanging up. Look Angie, we’re not dating; I’m married and as odd as this may seem to you – I’m happily married.”

Angie: “NO YOU’RE NOT!”
yowsa
In fairness, many of the people here agree with her
This has to be :fishing: I have only seen one girl post and she has said nothing of the sort....every man is a least a little jealous of AR (most of us are very jealous of him)
Why would anyone be jealous? As a single man he could get laid whenever he wants. I don't see the upside to this relationship versus being single.
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.

 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I don't have to worry about crazy Hawaiian chicks breaking into my house and murdering my wife. I'm okay with the tradeoff. To say nothing of wondering if my wife has a crazy Hawaiian chick who's going to break into my house and murder me.
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I get what you're saying, but to be jealous of that life says I want to live that life, and living that life would mean I would be a different person and my wife would be a different person, and I'm happy with who I am and who my wife is. In the abstract, yes, those things do sound like fun, assuming the likely consequences never come to pass.
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I lived a life with lots of poon when I was single. The main trade off here is the idea of some guy blowing a load on my wife. I don't care what AR says, if they're swinging that's happened. No thanks. Not hating on him though. More power to him.
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I lived a life with lots of poon when I was single. The main trade off here is the idea of some guy blowing a load on my wife. I don't care what AR says, if they're swinging that's happened. No thanks. Not hating on him though. More power to him.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: OMG I'm dying
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I lived a life with lots of poon when I was single. The main trade off here is the idea of some guy blowing a load on my wife. I don't care what AR says, if they're swinging that's happened. No thanks. Not hating on him though. More power to him.
Have you ever dated a chick that wasn't a virgin? What's the difference? You're missing the point here. People leave relationships all the time because they feel "trapped" - this way, it's "go have your fun, get it out of your system" and life goes on.This didn't happen overnight, maybe a short prequel is in order so you see how this developed...
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I get what you're saying, but to be jealous of that life says I want to live that life, and living that life would mean I would be a different person and my wife would be a different person, and I'm happy with who I am and who my wife is. In the abstract, yes, those things do sound like fun, assuming the likely consequences never come to pass.
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I get what you're saying, but to be jealous of that life says I want to live that life, and living that life would mean I would be a different person and my wife would be a different person, and I'm happy with who I am and who my wife is. In the abstract, yes, those things do sound like fun, assuming the likely consequences never come to pass.
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.
:lmao:
 
I'm jealous, benefits of wife and kids without having to give up strange, can drop 3 racks without blinking, sexy Asian bjs, super cool wife. Yup, totally jealous. Any of you who isn't, I don't get you.
I lived a life with lots of poon when I was single. The main trade off here is the idea of some guy blowing a load on my wife. I don't care what AR says, if they're swinging that's happened. No thanks. Not hating on him though. More power to him.
Have you ever dated a chick that wasn't a virgin? What's the difference? You're missing the point here. People leave relationships all the time because they feel "trapped" - this way, it's "go have your fun, get it out of your system" and life goes on.This didn't happen overnight, maybe a short prequel is in order so you see how this developed...
Of course. The main difference is I didn't love them hoes. I get why you're doing it for sure, and I can even kind of get why she's ok with it. Personally though I couldn't wrap my head around someone doing that to my wife.
 
What if you came home from a long days work... ran your fingers through her hair and leaned in for a passionate kiss..."honey why is your hair wet................................................................................ ####"

 

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