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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (4 Viewers)
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bonesman
Footballguy
The stuff is often cut with baby laxatives and stimulants in general are a natural laxative.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
I'm not a fan of butt stuff. I'll do sometimes but it's not something I really enjoy compared to the sweetness. One hole makes life, the other makes dooky. I really don't see the fascination some guys have with it.It did not appear so. Maybe when chubby girl awakes.
Tom Hagen
Footballguy
That would make sense after but not before it was delivered. Either way I'm obviously out of my depth here. Carry on.
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
It's like your blood pressure going up when you see someone you don't like calls you. Your body reacts to familiar external influences.
SIDA!
Footballguy
I am pretty much in agreement with you on this.I'm not a fan of butt stuff. I'll do sometimes but it's not something I really enjoy compared to the sweetness. One hole makes life, the other makes dooky. I really don't see the fascination some guys have with it.It did not appear so. Maybe when chubby girl awakes.
Ron, not sure if you care to respond to Koya's observation above, but he brings up a point I think that a lot of us are feeling/thinking. Truth be told, all of us would probably kill to walk in your shoes for a night or a week or whatever. But, at the end of the day, for someone who is apparently very successful and driven in their career, you seem to have a weirdly passive, whatever happens happens attitude when it comes to your personal life. It is almost as if you feel like you have no control, ownership or responsibility of your personal life.
While I have marveled at the craziness of your life, the last few updates don't really speak well of you and your decision making. I don't want to psycho analyze you or pretend to be well-versed in psychologically assessing others, but you are a train wreck right now (at this point in time of your updates).
Obviously, your relationship with your wife is a complicated matter. But the moment she threw your ### out of the house and you went to being an absentee father (for the time being), I feel like you should have viewed/seen that for the wake-up call that it is. I mean, of all the things in this story, that is the singular event that should have catalyzed some sort of significant change in your behavior.
Instead, you bang Angie after asking her why your wife is so pissed at you and bareback some skank druggie who took a #### about a half dozen times earlier in the day.
I am not saying that you needed to go on a six month sabbatical to a monastery in Nepal...but damn, you sure aren't acting like you care one bit how your personal life ends up. It could spiral into an abyss of #### or turnaround and work itself out and it honestly seems to me like you are fine with either one. Very odd.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Yeah. Lost me with the promise to chat with your daughter every day followed by the immediate "oops, totally forgot I was ignoring my daughter for a few days!"
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
I get busy at work, my wife is typically the one that would rope me in to make sure I give my daughter her time. She stopped talking to me.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Hey Ron on a scale of 1-10 how much do you give a crap about the opinions of a bunch of married white guys who last got some strange 10+ years ago?
Keep on keeping on. I may not get it entirely but some parts sound really awesome.
Keep on keeping on. I may not get it entirely but some parts sound really awesome.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Seriously! I haven't had a night of cocaine with random strange in over 6 years.
I do masterbate to the thought at least once every couple of weeks though.
I do masterbate to the thought at least once every couple of weeks though.
werdnoynek
Footballguy
Such a riveting story... the Ice Queen really dropped the hammer on you and your life it seems Ron, things seemed to be going OK until that point. If I were you, I'd inquire if "the druggie" would off her for a kilo of the finest white and remove her from your life completely. If that happens, I think this has the makings of a movie or even a TV show.
You could be the black Don Draper / Walter White or something like that.
You could be the black Don Draper / Walter White or something like that.
Koya
Footballguy
It's a ####### hell of a story. At the same time, Ron has at times been pretty introspective here and, as I believe he even mentioned, there is a therapeutic component here for him.Hey Ron on a scale of 1-10 how much do you give a crap about the opinions of a bunch of married white guys who last got some strange 10+ years ago?
Keep on keeping on. I may not get it entirely but some parts sound really awesome.
That said, just because some have questions or concerns doesn't mean we hold ill will not want him to stop. This is a great thread and worth some critical questioning as well as the lurid detail.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Yeah, I think I caught that. Just doesn't seem like communicating with your family seems to be a big priority. Even telling Angie not to bring your daughter by. It seems like banging women takes up a whole lot more of your time than your family does these days.
I'm not insulting you, I just don't get it.
EYLive
Footballguy
hahaI'm not a fan of butt stuff. I'll do sometimes but it's not something I really enjoy compared to the sweetness. One hole makes life, the other makes dooky. I really don't see the fascination some guys have with it.It did not appear so. Maybe when chubby girl awakes.
Koya
Footballguy
Taboo, dirty, "immoral" and wrong have a long history of spicing things up.Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without all that. Pretty boring ### world.hahaI'm not a fan of butt stuff. I'll do sometimes but it's not something I really enjoy compared to the sweetness. One hole makes life, the other makes dooky. I really don't see the fascination some guys have with it.It did not appear so. Maybe when chubby girl awakes.
pollardsvision
Footballguy
ClownCausedChaos2
Footballguy
flysack
Footballguy
Courts don't order you to make support payments for dookie.I'm not a fan of butt stuff. I'll do sometimes but it's not something I really enjoy compared to the sweetness. One hole makes life, the other makes dooky. I really don't see the fascination some guys have with it.It did not appear so. Maybe when chubby girl awakes.
flysack
Footballguy
bierfiend
Footballguy
ok....i want to see mrs az ron's 60 page thread on her message board.
"my f'n husband loaned another woman 3g's. what kind of jewelry can i get out of this?"
"things were getting hot and heavy with this hot vixen, but my hubby kept box blocking me. it told her to blow him so he'd just go to sleep."
"i can't believe he let her wear my jewelry! I think i need to nail the babysitter."
"my f'n husband loaned another woman 3g's. what kind of jewelry can i get out of this?"
"things were getting hot and heavy with this hot vixen, but my hubby kept box blocking me. it told her to blow him so he'd just go to sleep."
"i can't believe he let her wear my jewelry! I think i need to nail the babysitter."
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Woz likes this.flysack said:
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'm not getting why we needed an 18 paragraph essay on Ron banging some crack whore. The other parts of the story were fun because they were sort of unusual, this one just seems like a complete waste of space.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Your face is a waste of space!!!I'm not getting why we needed an 18 paragraph essay on Ron banging some crack whore. The other parts of the story were fun because they were sort of unusual, this one just seems like a complete waste of space.
Even the Angie one - he's banged Angie like dozens of times now. 6 paragraphs on him having sex with her is just boring - like watching the same porn for the 100th time. Ice Princess was interesting because there was something new here. These other updates - not so much. It's like he's just trying to drag the story out with as much needless long winded crap as possible.
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That's not what your mom said.Your face is a waste of space!!!I'm not getting why we needed an 18 paragraph essay on Ron banging some crack whore. The other parts of the story were fun because they were sort of unusual, this one just seems like a complete waste of space.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
He could bang Angie for the billionth time -- I don't care if there are two paragraphs about what he was wearing and what kinds of shots they did at the bar. I'd rather read about that than barbecue, or which SUV to buy, or kids say the darnedest things. But that's just me.
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
I wish our hero would go out and find some new strange. These broads have been hanging around too long.
Abraham
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'm trying to get things back on track, his marriage may depend on it. Back in the day Ron didn't need to kill the thread with long winded, boring updates and drag the whole thing out. The stories were interesting on their own merit, and he was just telling it like it was. Now he's overcompensating. The wife probably preferred the old Ron as well.Well by all means, stick around and keeping dooshing up the thread.
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fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
He is in a hotel banging chicks on yack, what else do you want here? He goes home, kicks Angie out, gets back to monogamy, and goes to his daughters spelling bee?I'm trying to get things back on track, his marriage may depend on it. Back in the day Ron didn't need to kill the thread with long winded, boring updates and drag the whole thing out. The stories were interesting on their own merit. Now he's overcompensating. The wife probably preferred the old Ron as well.Well by all means, stick around and keeping dooshing up the thread.
I have no preferred outcome. I just want it to not suck while we're getting there.He is in a hotel banging chicks on yack, what else do you want here? He goes home, kicks Angie out, gets back to monogamy, and goes to his daughters spelling bee?I'm trying to get things back on track, his marriage may depend on it. Back in the day Ron didn't need to kill the thread with long winded, boring updates and drag the whole thing out. The stories were interesting on their own merit. Now he's overcompensating. The wife probably preferred the old Ron as well.Well by all means, stick around and keeping dooshing up the thread.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I still believe.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
There is something really hilarious about a person being brave and open enough to share details of their personal lives here, and people complaining about the lack of entertainment value. Especially in this case. Are there married dudes here getting even more strange on the side than Ron?! Or do you just want him to start making stuff up?
I can only imagine the awesome tales we're missing out on because people don't want to deal with the abuse.
I can only imagine the awesome tales we're missing out on because people don't want to deal with the abuse.
Look, it's kind of like the Rocky IV. It wasn't the worst movie of all time or anything, but once you set a certain standard with Rocky I-III there's a certain level of expectation. You can't just keep rolling out the same crap and expect everyone to love it. It doesn't work like that.
Yankee23Fan
Fair Tax!
I can give a quick review of my weekend to see if I measure up.
Friday night - friends over house. No super awesome fun time with wife.
Saturday - out all day with friends. No super awesome fun time with wife.
Sunday - BBQ at house all day with friends. When we went to bed wife apologies for no super awesome fun time and offers but says she is so tired she wouldn't be any good. I'm just as tired and take a rain check. We went to sleep.
Now, whose the stud here, huh? This guy.
Right?
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