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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

You didn't need to go at her that harsh about it, or maybe you did her a favor and she'll think about what the hell she's doing with that nutjob. Or they're perfect for each other, I don't know. That's what happens when you get down with strangers, there will be some weird ones.

 
McGarnicle said:
You didn't need to go at her that harsh about it, or maybe you did her a favor and she'll think about what the hell she's doing with that nutjob. Or they're perfect for each other, I don't know. That's what happens when you get down with strangers, there will be some weird ones.
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This couple sounds like they're perfect for each other. We should be happy for them.

 
Arizona Ron said:
What's it like for you guys that live your entire life trying to find a reason fear other people?
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What do you mean? You're the one that said he was freaked out about last night. Based on what you wrote and your reaction in addition to her comments to you tonight why shouldn't someone fear something like this? Not to mention you are screwing chicks that are only there for sex and you don't use protection. Oh...that's right...you already have herpes.

 
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This is probably why Ron left the thread in the first place, everyone got all judgy.

This is the best thing that's ever happened to this place. We should be setting up bake sales and Gofundme sites to buy Ron lube and send him and his whores to exotic places with camera crews and we could watch live online. You're killing the horny goose. Don't kill the horny goose.

Ron do you ever watch that show Jigolos

So baked

 
Crazy chick, never saw that one coming. Looks like it is time to move to the next one. Please find ffm threesome with college chicks or recent grads for the next one....tia.

 
Arizona Ron said:
I'm up early this morning hoping to write this out now to get the images out of my head...let me start from the beginning.

Late yesterday afternoon, Angie calls me to say she's at my condo setting up. She says she brought two cheese/fruit & cracker stack trays, 4 bottles of wine (I already have plenty to drink about but that's cool), a bottle of Tito's and mixers. She then asked if I needed anything else; I said no I think that's more than enough. "Do you want to me to stay?", she said. I said, "You're welcome to hang out if you want to but you don't have to". She said, "Okay well I'm going to just go back to the house, daughter has a test tomorrow and I want to go over her words with her". I thanked her again, not just for helping set up but more importantly, helping my daughter with her test.

The chick, Barbra, text me to confirm my address and saying her, her friend, Stacey, and the guy, Michael, will be there around 7pm. Quick side note: She never addresses the guy as "boyfriend", "husband" or anything, always by name. They don't wear rings so I don't think they're married; this is odd to me because most chicks love to label the guy they're with, e.g. "This is my boyfriend Tom" or w/e instead of saying, "This is Tom". I double checked the spelling of their names so they could get past the front desk without issues; this way I didn't have to stand in the lobby and check them in.

I stopped on the way back to my condo around 5 to have a few drinks and grab dinner, then go to my condo. At exactly 7pm, the front desk buzzed me to say they're on the way up. I let them in, they complimented on the spread of snacks - I decided on classic rock for the music selection. This was my first time meeting Stacey, who's wearing low-cut jeans, a JMU pull over hoodie and sneakers; she was cute, mid 30s, but has those "run away bride" crazy woman eyes and a huge forced smile. Barbra is in a short skirt, gladiator style heals, matching shirt and short leather jacket. Michael and I are dressed similar in pants, shoes and button up shirts (his blue, mine white and much better quality).

We stood around the dining room area chatting about what we each do and where we're from (standard boring conversation). Michael, who is kinda quiet, speaks up and says that he brought some stacks as well while laughing. It was a plastic bag of gummy bears; as soon as he opened the bag I could smell the pungent weed smell. He eats three and passes them around - the girls each take one, I declined. I'm subject to drug testing although the odds of me getting tested are pretty low - I simply don't do weed enough to enjoy it. Also, with an edible, there's no telling how strong those things are - I don't want to ruin my night by hearing my heart beating and being paranoid.

About two hours go by, several rounds of shooters, wine and gummies. The girls have their shoes off and they start dancing in the living room, they pull me between them and we're partying. Michael is high on the end of the L-shaped couch in the living room watching us - I party like it's just me and the two girls. As "You give love a bad name" goes off, we take a break from dancing - I figure it's about 9pm, I need to either get this thing started now or it's not going to happen. I pull both of them close to me and started kissing Barbra then Stacy to see if she's down; at that point, the 3 of us started making out just kissing and touching - Barbra grabbing my #### the entire time, then put Stacy's hand on my #### and the two smiled at each other.

I can only handle so much #### touching so I pull them both to the extreme opposite side of the couch and unbutton my shirt and take off my pants. I figure, it's either going to happen now or never. Barbra starts blowing me, Stacy sits next to me and kisses me while I undress her. Once she got her clothes off, I lay back on the couch and she just sits on my #### (#### forgot to put on a :football: ). She riding me while I'm eating Barbra out; we switch positions multiple times - I almost forgot about creep job in the corner until I hear him say, "are you going to do it?" - he said this sever times while we're ####ing. I just ignored it.

Stacy started making her O-face, so I figured 1 down, 1 to go. I flip over to Barbra to start hitting her from the back again but she insisted on me unloading in her mouth - fine with me. Stacy is next me kissing me and rubbing on me while Barbra is blowing me; Stacy starts whispering, "cum baby" over and over until I explode in Barbra's mouth. I lose all control as she continues to suck every amount of fluid out of my body - then I see Michael out the corner of my eye getting really excited saying "are you going to do it???", again and again. Barbra gets up with my load in her mouth, goes over to Michael who now has his pants around his knees and spits in on his junk. Be begins rubbing in on his entire genital area while Barbra kissed him. I look at Stacy like WTF? and she looks at me and says, "wow, you guys are hardcore". I had to leave the area so I took Stacy into my room and chilled on the bed. I need to burn the image of this dude rubbing himself with my seed.

We were chilling in my room for about 30 mins or so then Barbra walked in and said, "Stacy we're going to leave soon, are you staying here tonight?". Stacy looked at me kinda with the "is it okay if I stay?" look, I just stood up and said, "I'll show you out, don't forget your shoes".

I woke up this morning in shock. I still see that image in my head.

Help me FFA.
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Reading this update I can feel Barbra's hand on my junk, or is that Stacy's hand?

No wait, that's my hand.

Nevermind.

 
That girl had herpes in her mouth which she then spit onto some dudes balls.

ETA: what a time to be alive.

 
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eoMMan said:
Arizona Ron said:
McGarnicle said:
Quez said:
So what exactly did all those freaks do for a living? I just have to know what kind of job these people have. I can't picture anyone in my professional life into orgies.
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You'd be surprised.
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Yeah, think about it like this: I did blow back in high school and college (we didn't have doctors handing out adderall like it's candy back then). I knew at least a hundred people that did blow, even after college. Then I stopped a few years after college and eventually my circle of blow friends went away. Today I couldn't count enough people on one hand who I was call if I wanted it but I know it's out there.

Same here, that circle, like most is maintained by itself. You slowly network with more people into the same ####. I've been at swinger/sex parties with public figures - you just don't know until you know. I find myself at the same places they go, the same parties they go to and we know the same people even when I first meet someone.
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Kind of like True Detective?
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More like this:

1st RULE: You do not talk about #### CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about #### CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the #### is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a ####.

5th RULE: One #### at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: ####s will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at #### CLUB, you HAVE to ####.

 
Barbara is full of crap. She claimed she doesn't talk about it with Michael, yet he kept saying "are you going to do it"?

And, you don't do that crazy ish with a roommate.

 
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eoMMan said:
Are you a little bit concerned that they/he know where you live now?
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Not at all. You've met me, you think I'm worried about a scrawny, quiet out of shape 5'8" 150lbs dude?

ETA: Also, there's security in and outside of the building. No one get on my floor let alone knock on my door without getting through security. My parking garage is secure so it's not like they could wait behind my car and bop me on the head or something.

Really not worried, at all.

 
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johnnyrock62000 said:
And you're the ah? :crazy:

She bought a house with him?!
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My first thought

Mr. Pickles said:
This seems like a lot of work.
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My second thought. Sounds like they have found what makes them happy and coexist well together. Not my thing at all but it just seems like this could go south in a hurry (no pun intended), lotta goofy going on here but I guess it's part of the lifestyle?

So where are you with all this Ron? Would you be comfortable with a repeat performance or did snowball creep you out enough to tap out and say no mas? Just curious

 
beer 30 said:
johnnyrock62000 said:
And you're the ah? :crazy:

She bought a house with him?!
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My first thought

Mr. Pickles said:
This seems like a lot of work.
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My second thought. Sounds like they have found what makes them happy and coexist well together. Not my thing at all but it just seems like this could go south in a hurry (no pun intended), lotta goofy going on here but I guess it's part of the lifestyle?

So where are you with all this Ron? Would you be comfortable with a repeat performance or did snowball creep you out enough to tap out and say no mas? Just curious
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I addressed this with Barbra last night.

 
Christo said:
What about getting an adult black dude's load smeared all over his junk by a woman he's friends with leads you to believe he likes to have sex with children or kills people?
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I've got to say, this is not a sentence I never thought I would read.

 
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In The Zone said:
Arizona Ron said:
I'm up early this morning hoping to write this out now to get the images out of my head...let me start from the beginning.

Late yesterday afternoon, Angie calls me to say she's at my condo setting up. She says she brought two cheese/fruit & cracker stack trays, 4 bottles of wine (I already have plenty to drink about but that's cool), a bottle of Tito's and mixers. She then asked if I needed anything else; I said no I think that's more than enough. "Do you want to me to stay?", she said. I said, "You're welcome to hang out if you want to but you don't have to". She said, "Okay well I'm going to just go back to the house, daughter has a test tomorrow and I want to go over her words with her". I thanked her again, not just for helping set up but more importantly, helping my daughter with her test.

The chick, Barbra, text me to confirm my address and saying her, her friend, Stacey, and the guy, Michael, will be there around 7pm. Quick side note: She never addresses the guy as "boyfriend", "husband" or anything, always by name. They don't wear rings so I don't think they're married; this is odd to me because most chicks love to label the guy they're with, e.g. "This is my boyfriend Tom" or w/e instead of saying, "This is Tom". I double checked the spelling of their names so they could get past the front desk without issues; this way I didn't have to stand in the lobby and check them in.

I stopped on the way back to my condo around 5 to have a few drinks and grab dinner, then go to my condo. At exactly 7pm, the front desk buzzed me to say they're on the way up. I let them in, they complimented on the spread of snacks - I decided on classic rock for the music selection. This was my first time meeting Stacey, who's wearing low-cut jeans, a JMU pull over hoodie and sneakers; she was cute, mid 30s, but has those "run away bride" crazy woman eyes and a huge forced smile. Barbra is in a short skirt, gladiator style heals, matching shirt and short leather jacket. Michael and I are dressed similar in pants, shoes and button up shirts (his blue, mine white and much better quality).

We stood around the dining room area chatting about what we each do and where we're from (standard boring conversation). Michael, who is kinda quiet, speaks up and says that he brought some stacks as well while laughing. It was a plastic bag of gummy bears; as soon as he opened the bag I could smell the pungent weed smell. He eats three and passes them around - the girls each take one, I declined. I'm subject to drug testing although the odds of me getting tested are pretty low - I simply don't do weed enough to enjoy it. Also, with an edible, there's no telling how strong those things are - I don't want to ruin my night by hearing my heart beating and being paranoid.

About two hours go by, several rounds of shooters, wine and gummies. The girls have their shoes off and they start dancing in the living room, they pull me between them and we're partying. Michael is high on the end of the L-shaped couch in the living room watching us - I party like it's just me and the two girls. As "You give love a bad name" goes off, we take a break from dancing - I figure it's about 9pm, I need to either get this thing started now or it's not going to happen. I pull both of them close to me and started kissing Barbra then Stacy to see if she's down; at that point, the 3 of us started making out just kissing and touching - Barbra grabbing my #### the entire time, then put Stacy's hand on my #### and the two smiled at each other.

I can only handle so much #### touching so I pull them both to the extreme opposite side of the couch and unbutton my shirt and take off my pants. I figure, it's either going to happen now or never. Barbra starts blowing me, Stacy sits next to me and kisses me while I undress her. Once she got her clothes off, I lay back on the couch and she just sits on my #### (#### forgot to put on a :football: ). She riding me while I'm eating Barbra out; we switch positions multiple times - I almost forgot about creep job in the corner until I hear him say, "are you going to do it?" - he said this sever times while we're ####ing. I just ignored it.

Stacy started making her O-face, so I figured 1 down, 1 to go. I flip over to Barbra to start hitting her from the back again but she insisted on me unloading in her mouth - fine with me. Stacy is next me kissing me and rubbing on me while Barbra is blowing me; Stacy starts whispering, "cum baby" over and over until I explode in Barbra's mouth. I lose all control as she continues to suck every amount of fluid out of my body - then I see Michael out the corner of my eye getting really excited saying "are you going to do it???", again and again. Barbra gets up with my load in her mouth, goes over to Michael who now has his pants around his knees and spits in on his junk. Be begins rubbing in on his entire genital area while Barbra kissed him. I look at Stacy like WTF? and she looks at me and says, "wow, you guys are hardcore". I had to leave the area so I took Stacy into my room and chilled on the bed. I need to burn the image of this dude rubbing himself with my seed.

We were chilling in my room for about 30 mins or so then Barbra walked in and said, "Stacy we're going to leave soon, are you staying here tonight?". Stacy looked at me kinda with the "is it okay if I stay?" look, I just stood up and said, "I'll show you out, don't forget your shoes".

I woke up this morning in shock. I still see that image in my head.

Help me FFA.
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Reading this update I can feel Barbra's hand on my junk, or is that Stacy's hand?No wait, that's my hand.

Nevermind.
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so do all four of you have the herp? You mentioned stacey does but did the other two as well? Do you specifically look for people with the herp?
 
Arizona Ron said:
sbonomo said:
so do all four of you have the herp? You mentioned stacey does but did the other two as well? Do you specifically look for people with the herp?
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We all talked about it before, wasn't an issue. It's been a deal breaker more than once though.
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I'm no herpes expert, but aren't there different strains?

Right now you have what we'll call "awesome herpes". You have no symptoms and you've never had them.

What if these people have what we'll call "awful herpes"? The kind where they have breakouts all of the time, they've covered in sores and just continuously oozing into their panties.

Does your awesome herpes give you immunity to awful herpes? Or can you get both? If its the latter, you probably need to keep a bowl of condoms on your coffee table, next to the splooge cactus.

 
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