ClownCausedChaos2
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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Arizona Ron
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Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Instead of Mike's Apartment, we now have Ron's Condo!! What could go wrong? 
In fact, I am pretty sure a lot will go right!! 
In fact, I am pretty sure a lot will go right!! 
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Would not advise but what do I know. Best of luck and protect your junk from #### slaps. And, please, don't post it in here again if it happens. My gonads hurt for a bit after the last update. Like phantom limb pain, I suppose, but I have my balls still.
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ClownCausedChaos2
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Arizona Ron
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McGarnicle
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I'd move to Bangladesh before I moved back to Maryland.
Arizona Ron
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Hanging with my daughter all weekend.
gianmarco
Footballguy
Spike
Footballguy
Will get to eat at the Y all he wants, but will have to take care of himself by, like the rest of us, whacking it to his previous updates.
May I recommend buying one of these for your upcoming week.
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Arizona Ron
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Hawks64
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IIRC Ron has had multiple encounters with ICE, only once where he
her, although I think he did in the backdoor a few times?
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ConnSKINS26
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This subtle "banging the elderly neighbor" shtick you have going is A+. You never draw too much attention to it, just slip it in here and there in various threads.Ron, you may want to try Our Time, which is a senior citizen dating site. The cosmetic surgery and wrinkle reducing products these broads have access to nowadays are amazing. I mentioned the old lady across the street -- that's still going really well and I'm close to getting added to the will. A lot of these retirees have millions squirreled away. Glinda hasn't been on a decent vacation since her honeymoon in '62 and she drives a cheap Ford Fuzion or Focus or whatever. The house alone is worth 400k and she's got stocks and bonds up the wazoo.
McGarnicle
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She's the love of my life. I wish you guys could hear her talk about FDR. It's like you're there.This subtle "banging the elderly neighbor" shtick you have going is A+. You never draw too much attention to it, just slip it in here and there in various threads.Ron, you may want to try Our Time, which is a senior citizen dating site. The cosmetic surgery and wrinkle reducing products these broads have access to nowadays are amazing. I mentioned the old lady across the street -- that's still going really well and I'm close to getting added to the will. A lot of these retirees have millions squirreled away. Glinda hasn't been on a decent vacation since her honeymoon in '62 and she drives a cheap Ford Fuzion or Focus or whatever. The house alone is worth 400k and she's got stocks and bonds up the wazoo.
Have you tried adding another senior chick I tithe equation. That would really spice things up. Maybe one with a dude who can no longer get it up.She's the love of my life. I wish you guys could hear her talk about FDR. It's like you're there.This subtle "banging the elderly neighbor" shtick you have going is A+. You never draw too much attention to it, just slip it in here and there in various threads.Ron, you may want to try Our Time, which is a senior citizen dating site. The cosmetic surgery and wrinkle reducing products these broads have access to nowadays are amazing. I mentioned the old lady across the street -- that's still going really well and I'm close to getting added to the will. A lot of these retirees have millions squirreled away. Glinda hasn't been on a decent vacation since her honeymoon in '62 and she drives a cheap Ford Fuzion or Focus or whatever. The house alone is worth 400k and she's got stocks and bonds up the wazoo.
Ice = girl 3 right?
AAABatteries
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She's the love of my life. I wish you guys could hear her talk about FDR. It's like you're there.This subtle "banging the elderly neighbor" shtick you have going is A+. You never draw too much attention to it, just slip it in here and there in various threads.Ron, you may want to try Our Time, which is a senior citizen dating site. The cosmetic surgery and wrinkle reducing products these broads have access to nowadays are amazing. I mentioned the old lady across the street -- that's still going really well and I'm close to getting added to the will. A lot of these retirees have millions squirreled away. Glinda hasn't been on a decent vacation since her honeymoon in '62 and she drives a cheap Ford Fuzion or Focus or whatever. The house alone is worth 400k and she's got stocks and bonds up the wazoo.
https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?/topic/729146-official-ive-run-out-of-likes-thread/?p=18183304
Arizona Ron
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Arizona Ron
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Just met Ice in the lobby to give her a temp key fob to use this week. Staff is helping getting her car parking squared away and her stuff up to my place; I came back up to watch the game. She's going out since she can get to her training thing easy tomorrow.
She seemed in a uni-polor mood.
Eagles/Pats looking like a trap game for the gamblers.
She seemed in a uni-polor mood.
Eagles/Pats looking like a trap game for the gamblers.
Angry Beavers
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PLEASE let the next post from AR be... so I was sleeping and Ice came home with a hot female friend and now I am tired for work... with a lot more detail of course.........
Of course there will be a lot more detail. No AR story is complete without a thorough description of what he is wearing down to the designer lable.
Baloney Sandwich
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Ice Ice Baby
Rick James
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can you spread STDs by scissoring? asking for a friend
Arizona Ron
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So while I'm watching the games last night the building staff brought Ice's stuff up. Ice must have been very persuasive in communicating what goes where to this guy because he had very specific instructions for me, i.e. "This frozen stuff goes in the freezer but the frozen fish should go in the refrigerator" and "This stuff has to be hung up", etc. etc. The food was in individually wrapped/portioned stuff she brought from her house. She's a pretty good cook; like not a "my wife is a good cook", cook, she's more of an OCD I know how to poach a pear and make my own demi-glaze cook.
So I pointed to the room I have planned for her and just said, "take the stuff in there, I'll put the food away" (I ain't hanging this #####'s clothes up). The guy spent a good 10 minutes organizing her stuff in the room, I'm thinking either Ice scared the piss out of him or tipped him VERY well. I still gave the guy a $20; the building staff is awesome and I'm overly nice to them. The guy actually double checked with me to make sure I didn't put the fish in the freezer...
Later in the night about the 3rd quarter, I grew tired after a few drinks and watching Steelers beating on Indy so I went to sleep - Ice was still out. I woke up butt to butt with a naked Ice in my bed. To give you an idea how how we were sleeping, I put together a detailed CADD drawing using the latest 3D imaging technology: How I work up this morning.
I got up about 6:30 and hopped into the shower. I get out, dry off and start brushing my teeth. Ice wakes up a bit later as I'm packing my gym bag and getting ready to leave. She says, "hey" (in a I just woke up kinda tone). Walks into the other room with her stuff, then comes back with a bag and uses my bathroom (just walking around naked).
I said, You didn't like the other room?.
Ice: I couldn't sleep on those sheets.
Me: Yeah, they were here already. I guess the staging company didn't care about thread count. I don't blame you.
Ice: I like the sheets on your bed. Those are the ones I picked out when your Wife and I went shopping.
Me: Yeah, she never used them. That's why I took them when I moved out. Okay, I gotta get going. Are you okay getting to your training class and all that?
Ice: Yeah.
So I left to work.
So I pointed to the room I have planned for her and just said, "take the stuff in there, I'll put the food away" (I ain't hanging this #####'s clothes up). The guy spent a good 10 minutes organizing her stuff in the room, I'm thinking either Ice scared the piss out of him or tipped him VERY well. I still gave the guy a $20; the building staff is awesome and I'm overly nice to them. The guy actually double checked with me to make sure I didn't put the fish in the freezer...
Later in the night about the 3rd quarter, I grew tired after a few drinks and watching Steelers beating on Indy so I went to sleep - Ice was still out. I woke up butt to butt with a naked Ice in my bed. To give you an idea how how we were sleeping, I put together a detailed CADD drawing using the latest 3D imaging technology: How I work up this morning.
I got up about 6:30 and hopped into the shower. I get out, dry off and start brushing my teeth. Ice wakes up a bit later as I'm packing my gym bag and getting ready to leave. She says, "hey" (in a I just woke up kinda tone). Walks into the other room with her stuff, then comes back with a bag and uses my bathroom (just walking around naked).
I said, You didn't like the other room?.
Ice: I couldn't sleep on those sheets.
Me: Yeah, they were here already. I guess the staging company didn't care about thread count. I don't blame you.
Ice: I like the sheets on your bed. Those are the ones I picked out when your Wife and I went shopping.
Me: Yeah, she never used them. That's why I took them when I moved out. Okay, I gotta get going. Are you okay getting to your training class and all that?
Ice: Yeah.
So I left to work.
Henry Ford
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Arizona Ron
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xulf
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McGarnicle
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You're a lot more trusting than me Ron. I dated a girl for like 4 or 5 months and she asked for the key to my place because her commute was hell and I lived halfway. She just wanted to come in and chill until rush hour was over. I told her I wasn't comfortable with it. 
Not surprising that it became this recurring thing between us until we finally broke up. Someone like Ice, no way...druggie, sounds crazy, kind of manipulated the situation like you had already agreed to let her stay there...I'd be on edge all week.
Not surprising that it became this recurring thing between us until we finally broke up. Someone like Ice, no way...druggie, sounds crazy, kind of manipulated the situation like you had already agreed to let her stay there...I'd be on edge all week.
Arizona Ron
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I think it would be different if I were dating a chick but wasn't ready to get serious. I would be concerned about her walking in when I have another chick there.You're a lot more trusting than me Ron. I dated a girl for like 4 or 5 months and she asked for the key to my place because her commute was hell and I lived halfway. She just wanted to come in and chill until rush hour was over. I told her I wasn't comfortable with it.
Here's, that's not a problem; in fact it's a good thing if that happens.
Also, Ice has old money; she has no reason to steal anything out of my place.
cstu
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But she can't afford to get a hotel room.I think it would be different if I were dating a chick but wasn't ready to get serious. I would be concerned about her walking in when I have another chick there.You're a lot more trusting than me Ron. I dated a girl for like 4 or 5 months and she asked for the key to my place because her commute was hell and I lived halfway. She just wanted to come in and chill until rush hour was over. I told her I wasn't comfortable with it.
Here's, that's not a problem; in fact it's a good thing if that happens.
Also, Ice has old money; she has no reason to steal anything out of my place.
You so naive that you don't think this is a power move on her part - especially the teasing you by getting into bed naked?
derek245583
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Can you give a rough outline of tats/piercings on these girls?
If you have already done that, I would love for someone to point me in that direction...
If you have already done that, I would love for someone to point me in that direction...
BroncoFreak_2K3
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Angry Beavers
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Andrew74
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I didn't notice that the first time.
ClownCausedChaos2
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Tick
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gianmarco
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I didn't notice that the first time.
me either. And God Bless, he used that avatar. So ####### rules.Similar threads
