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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (4 Viewers)

'pollardsvision said:
I could understand not having a pic, way back when this was a random chick that you had to ask a random bartender to vouch for. Not ideal, but acceptable.But, now, we're talking about a dear family friend coming over for an orgy. You're shooting zombies with her. :football: ing her while the wife is :football: ing a chick upstairs.Still, no :pics: ? Absolutely unacceptable.
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My favorite parts are the little tidbits lending the idea of pretentious wealth. :thumbup:

Well, that and the whoring around by both spouses.

 
'Otis said:
So is this shtick or is this really Ron's life?
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I'm thinking it's Ron's real life. It's like the same life I lived when I was married in my early 20s, only Ron is not in his early 20s and has kids.### #### I hate Ron.
 
The holidays were quiet, I made good on my promise to spend them exclusively with my family.Last Thursday, Angie called me early in the morning:Angie: “I still need to move into my new place but I can’t find anyone to help me. Can you help me move today? My old place says I have to be out by tomorrow”Me: “Sure, it’s a half week at the office and I don’t have anything scheduled for today. I’ll be there in an hour or so”.I show up in sneakers and jeans to ‘help’ move; I get there and it’s just Angie there. Me: “Umm, is it just us?”Angie: “Yes”Me: “Do you have a truck?”Angie: “No, I thought you had one”Me: :mellow: “Doesn’t look like you’ve packed much”Angie: “I didn’t realize I had so much stuff”Me: :mellow: “OK, I’ll be back”I head to the U-Haul place and rented a large truck, got boxes, pads, hand cart and tape. There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour. I pull up to Angie’s apartment with the U-Haul truck and the two workers. We walk into Angie’s apartment and these guys go right to work boxing up stuff and taping the pads around the furniture, TVs etc. I stayed out of their way. In what seemed like less than an hour, the workers had the entire apartment packed into the U-Haul with room to spare. We get to Angie’s new apartment and workers get everything unpacked. I tell Angie that I’ll go drop the workers back off, get my car and return to help her unpack. I get back and start to help Angie unpack; while were unpacking, Angie says:Angie: “Ron, I really knew I could count on you. You’re not like any other guy I’ve dated”Me: (dated?) “It’s no sweat, the workers did all the real work :lol: “Angie: “I mean everything, I couldn’t have done this without your help. (she pauses for a while…looking at me). You know we’ve been seeing each other for a while, we’ve had sex several times and you never wear anything. I was a few days late and I was actually didn’t care if I was pregnant or not for the first time ever - but I’m not so don’t worry.”Me: :confused: “o…..k…..?”Angie: “I like being with you and you’re the only guy I’ve ever been with that makes me feel like I’m completely taken care of”Me: “Angie, you’re not making sense and btw, I’m married…remember?”Angie: “I don’t look at it that way”Angie leans into me, climbs on top of me and starts kissing and grinding on me. My first thought is to push her off but the blood drained right out of my brain and into jeans. Angie isn’t the hottest girl I’ve ever been with but for some reason she can get me started quicker than any other chick ever. Before I know it, I’m need deep in sliding the :pickle: when she screams in my ears and begin to convulse on my throbbing :pickle: - I explode.We laid there for a while in complete silence. My brain wakes back up and I realize how stupid this entire thing is. I’m really not sending the right messages here. The weekend came and went, I didn’t spend much time with Angie other than entertaining a few phone calls. Last night, she wanted to go out for a drink. I have a ton of emails to catch up on so I tell Angie to drive while I’m on my iPad. While we’re on the way to the bar, Angie gets pulled over for speeding; I tell her to turn the car off, turn on the interior light and roll down the windows (I read that doing this puts cops at ease). The cop comes to my car, asks for Angie’s documents and says he pulled us over for doing 58 in a 45 - I apologies. The cop is sitting in his car for what seems like a half hour when two more cop cars pull up. The cop comes back, now with friends, and tells Angie and me to step out of the car. There is a warrant out for Angie’s arrest – Angie bursts into tears. They then ask for my documents and it of course comes back clean; the cop said I can drive my car away and that Angie is being taken to the police station. I start to head to the police station then I just kept driving. I drove home. Later that night while I was sleeping I got two phone call message from Angie asking me to come help her get out, needs money etc. I’m not going.I kinda feel like I should help; the other half of me says it’s not my problem. Still not sure if I should go see what’s going on.

 
'Arizona Ron said:
I kinda feel like I should help; the other half of me says it’s not my problem. Still not sure if I should go see what’s going on.
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You should absolutely help. I mean, you're the only guy who makes her feel completely taken care of. And pretty soon, she's going to be the mother of your kid. Step up to the plate, man. btw, I'm glad to see you weren't hiring illegals to help with the move. :thumbup:
 
LOL!!!!BTW, what will happen to your marriage once/if your wife finds out this chick is carrying your baby?

 
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Tell her to bust herself out.Fugitive sechs is supposed to be the ####.

 
Who coulda saw any complications coming from this 3 rack arrangement? I, for one, am shocked.

 
'Koya said:
Who coulda saw any complications coming from this 3 rack arrangement? I, for one, am shocked.
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See, the difference between this arrangement and the one I had to whom I gave the Honda Civic... in the latter case, it was explicitly understood that it was a relationship of quid-pro-quo. No emotional attachments expected nor desired by either side. In this case, she thinks she's dating and he thinks he's getting his 3 racks back. Both parties have their heads up their butts.
 
Not unexpected. This is basically a puppy that followed you home and you fed it, except multiply by a billion on the "you're screwed" scale. If I were you I'd be hoping the 3 grand is all I've lost.

 
Too much bait this time, I enjoyed the story while there was still a little chance it was true. All that said, I will enjoy the update in 5-6 weeks when she tells you she is pregnant.

 
So now you are...3k downMaybe $300 for the moveLets say $200 for drinks/food over the last month with herAnd shooting fully loaded without protectionAnd she's talking about you as her boyfriend, different than anyone else etc. By my calculations3,000+300+200+(.5)EVERYTHING = random strange. Bad investment.

 
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'Arizona Ron said:
There are always documented US Citizens hanging around outside willing to work as 1099 labor. So I have two of them complete a W9, verify their documents and hire them at fair market value of $15 an hour.
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:lmao: I'm assuming all the proper background checks were done?
 
'Ray Hueston said:
Too much bait this time, I enjoyed the story while there was still a little chance it was true. All that said, I will enjoy the update in 5-6 weeks when she tells you she is pregnant.
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Don't rain on this parade. Good threads don't come every week. This one has potential to rival the wheelhouse thread in entertainment value.
 
I'm starting to think this is fishing. Not there yet, but starting to think so. The best part is having the guys fill out the w9. :lmao:

 
I like the, "I left her to rot in jail" leaving open the she-gets-out-and-feels-jilted-and-angry-and-does-something-publicly-embarrassing plotline.

 
I just texted Lance to see if he'll go down and figure what's going on. I have too many meeting to blow off an afternoon to deal with her ####.

 
'mr roboto said:
So now you are...3k downMaybe $300 for the moveLets say $200 for drinks/food over the last month with herAnd shooting fully loaded without protectionAnd she's talking about you as her boyfriend, different than anyone else etc. By my calculations3,000+300+200+(.5)EVERYTHING = random strange. Bad investment.
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This is Arizona Ron we're talking about. I'm sure he spent at least 2 racks for drinks/food.
 
:lmao: best update ever! I almost don't even care that, at best, the story is exaggerated beyond recognition and more likely is a complete fabrication.
 
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