Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (2 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

She's hanging around a bar looking for guys to beg for money, she sounds like a dumb skank to me.

 

[Donsmith753]

Warrant is for drugs, right?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

best update ever! I almost don't even care that, at best, the story is exaggerated beyond recognition and more likely is a complete fabrication.

It's no dragon story, but it's good.

 

[McGarnicle]

I like the, "I left her to rot in jail" leaving open the she-gets-out-and-feels-jilted-and-angry-and-does-something-publicly-embarrassing plotline.

I agree it's probably fishing but yes, I enjoyed this too. The 3 racks are toast, we can all agree there, and most of us saw that coming from page one of the thread. But now, she gets out of jail, it's only going to get better.

 

[Abraham]

Here's where I see this going...

Spoiler

Angie realizes that Ron is not coming to get her and, since he has been so reliable before, she is heartbroken to learn that he IS just like every other guy she dated. She goes to one of the officers at the jail..."Can I talk to you? I need to tell you something"... and proceeds to weave a yarn where she sped with the hope of being pulled over. She knew she had a warrant and the police would take her to safety. You see, the man she was with is a scumbag who abuses her even though HE'S MARRIED! What kind of abuse? Well, how about we start a rape kit (remember, there was earlier).

Now Ron gets confronted that a woman who is not his wife has accused him of sexual assault. His wife is appalled and runs off with the buxom lesbian from a couple pages ago. Ron is left pinning his hopes of exoneration on finding the two w9, legal, documented dudes from in front of the UHAUL store who will presumably testify that the couple seemed happy earlier and it was Ron who paid them.

And somewhere along the way a vase will fall off a mantle and reveal Ron's $3,000 which he will then recover and use to go to China for some strange.

oopcorn:

Is that the path you were on with this?

 

[Kraft...]

Warrant is for drugs, right?

Unpaid Tickets maybe? Odds Ron winds up paying them off?

 

[AcerFC]

Would be scarey if the warrant was for murder of her past boyfriends wife ETA: Ron would you be mad if I used this thread for a screen play I plan on writing now

 

[(HULK)]

Angie: “I mean everything, I couldn’t have done this without your help. (she pauses for a while…looking at me). You know we’ve been seeing each other for a while, we’ve had sex several times and you never wear anything. I was a few days late and I was actually didn’t care if I was pregnant or not for the first time ever - but I’m not so don’t worry.”

Oh, you should worry.I could watch a show about your life imo. It'd be kinda like Californication... where I somewhat identify with the main character and am simultaneously incredibly jealous and incredibly happy I'm not in that situation.

 

[culdeus]

Mugshot photo holding a penny or GTFO

 

[(HULK)]

I had a vasectomy about 5 years ago. She's not getting prego my me.

WinBetter get re-checked though, I hear sometimes it can heal.

 

[shadyridr]

I just texted Lance to see if he'll go down and figure what's going on. I have too many meeting to blow off an afternoon to deal with her ####.

Armstrong?

 

[(HULK)]

Lots of mugshots online nowadays imo.

 

[VA703]

next update we need is Whats the warrant forand what psycho stuff will she do after getting out of jail WITHOUT your help stay tuned til the next episode

 

[(HULK)]

Her pic is somewhere in here imo

 

[=Smackdown=]

I just texted Lance to see if he'll go down and figure what's going on. I have too many meeting to blow off an afternoon to deal with her ####.

Armstrong?

on the celly celly with my homeboy Lance

 

[IC FBGCav]

I had a vasectomy about 5 years ago. She's not getting prego my me.

How long ago did you have the lobotomy?

 

[culdeus]

Shouldn't really be hard to pull arrest records/mugshots for 1/8/13 and confirm this story.

 

[Abraham]

Her pic is somewhere in here imo

The story can go so many ways depending on which of those you plant in your head while reading the latest update. Like the Sea Lion, for example...

 

[shadyridr]

I just texted Lance to see if he'll go down and figure what's going on. I have too many meeting to blow off an afternoon to deal with her ####.

Armstrong?

on the celly celly with my homeboy Lance

Bass?

 

[jon_mx]

I'm starting to think this is fishing. Not there yet, but starting to think so. The best part is having the guys fill out the w9.

Yeah, the W-9 part is puzzling. It is not like he was going to pay more than $600 for them and it is not a tax deductible expense.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I'm starting to think this is fishing. Not there yet, but starting to think so. The best part is having the guys fill out the w9.

Yeah, the W-9 part is puzzling. It is not like he was going to pay more than $600 for them and it is not a tax deductible expense.

If you think I actually had them fill out W9s, you're :whoosh:

 

[=Smackdown=]

I just texted Lance to see if he'll go down and figure what's going on. I have too many meeting to blow off an afternoon to deal with her ####.

Armstrong?

on the celly celly with my homeboy Lance

Bass?

Keep trying - here's more . . . Cali got gunplay, models on the runway Scream Biggie Biggie gimme One More Chance I be whippin on the freeway, the NYC way On the celly-celly with my homeboy Lance Pass hash from left to right Only got five blunts left to light, I'm set tonight

 

[rascal]

Does she taste like honey nut cheerios?

 

[Keerock]

I just texted Lance to see if he'll go down and figure what's going on. I have too many meeting to blow off an afternoon to deal with her ####.

Armstrong?

on the celly celly with my homeboy Lance

Bass?

Keep trying - here's more . . . Cali got gunplay, models on the runway Scream Biggie Biggie gimme One More Chance I be whippin on the freeway, the NYC way On the celly-celly with my homeboy Lance Pass hash from left to right Only got five blunts left to light, I'm set tonight

Racist.

 

[Tau837]

I didn't see the "outstanding warrant" angle coming. That's a good plot development. Nice job.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I love how people just have to be so quick to pull the fishing card because they can't possibly believe that other people live differently than them.

 

[xulf]

Ah, don't let her in on the vasectomy secret. When she drops the bomb that she is pregnant, retaliate with the vasectomy news. She will have some 'splainin to do.

I think I saw this on a soap opera.

Wait to drop the news on her until she is in the third trimester.

 

[AcerFC]

Im marriedI dont see it that way

I would have run as fast as I could

 

[Arizona Ron]

I just talked to Lance, he said it's something about using a stolen credit card but doesn't understand whole story yet.WTF.

 

[McGarnicle]

Im marriedI dont see it that way

I would have run as fast as I could

NO REALLY, I'M MARRIED, YOU PSYCHO. I HAVE THE CERTIFICATE AND EVERYTHING. PLUS WE HAVE A KID. SO YOU KNOW, THANKS FOR THE ###, AND ENJOY THE THREE RACKS, BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CUT THIS OFF NOW BEFORE IT GETS ANY MORE ####### WEIRD. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

 

[VA703]

Ah, don't let her in on the vasectomy secret. When she drops the bomb that she is pregnant, retaliate with the vasectomy news. She will have some 'splainin to do.

I think I saw this on a soap opera.

Wait to drop the news on her until she is in the third trimester.

on the maury show to prove this isnt fishingand get your dancing shoes ready

 

[AcerFC]

I just talked to Lance, he said it's something about using a stolen credit card but doesn't understand whole story yet.WTF.

im sure she will pay that person back too

 

[johnnycakes]

I love how people just have to be so quick to pull the fishing card because they can't possibly believe that other people live differently than them.

This just may be too f'd to be made up.

 

[jon_mx]

I just talked to Lance, he said it's something about using a stolen credit card but doesn't understand whole story yet.WTF.

Lance? The bartender who vouched for her?

 

[AcerFC]

I just talked to Lance, he said it's something about using a stolen credit card but doesn't understand whole story yet.WTF.

Lance? The bartender who vouched for her?

No, Lance is other dude at party. Please follow along here

 

[jon_mx]

Ah, don't let her in on the vasectomy secret. When she drops the bomb that she is pregnant, retaliate with the vasectomy news. She will have some 'splainin to do.

I think I saw this on a soap opera.

Wait to drop the news on her until she is in the third trimester.

This story has enough drama.

 

[cstu]

I kinda feel like I should help; the other half of me says it’s not my problem.

Oh it's your problem alright.

 

[McGarnicle]

I love how people just have to be so quick to pull the fishing card because they can't possibly believe that other people live differently than them.

This just may be too f'd to be made up.

It actually seems too awesomely good and juicy to be real. The story has evolved even better than anyone predicted.

 

[strykerpks]

Somehow I missed this thread. Thanks for letting me waste an hour+ of my workday

Sounds like you rack disciprine

I love how people just have to be so quick to pull the fishing card because they can't possibly believe that other people live differently than them.

Call up Amber and have her bail Angie out

 

[larry_boy_44]

I just talked to Lance, he said it's something about using a stolen credit card but doesn't understand whole story yet.WTF.

Lance? The bartender who vouched for her?

pretty sure Lance the Bartender is from a different story...

 

[Angry Beavers]

So who stole the CC?

 

[DrJ]

At this point it's kind of safe to say that the bartender doesn't know her very well.

 

[Koya]

I should also suggest that while pregnancy may not be (much of) an issue, without the helmet might not be the safest approach considering you have a wife and kids here. My guess is she's not exactly the most pure of beings after all.

 

[Guest]

At this point, we can change the thread title from, "Loaning a chick money", right?

 

[SacramentoBob]

At this point, we can change the thread title from, "Loaning a chick money", right?

She's not past due on her payments yet.

 

[top dog]

I still think that nothing can possibly go wrong here. I stand by my original advice.

 

[VA703]

great twist in the story would be she used the 3 racks for her/his sex change surgerythats worthy of a M. Night Shyamalan movie

 

[McGarnicle]

I kinda feel like I should help; the other half of me says it’s not my problem. Still not sure if I should go see what’s going on.

Not sure if it's been mentioned, you can easily find any criminal proceedings against her. A lot of states have an online search, otherwise you can just go to the courthouse. If you go to the courthouse you can get copies of police reports too. You should totally do that and report back.

 

[McGarnicle]

Also, let's start a betting pool on her criminal charges. I'll wager $20 that she got pinched selling counterfeit handbags.

 

[Keerock]

AR never mentioned how he paid the movers. I'm guessing it was with a debit card.