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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (3 Viewers)

I liken this story to a Tarantino film:The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogueall in all, good read though

 
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'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:

The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.

The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.

The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogue

all in all, good read though
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Ron's shooting blanks. If there's a pregnancy scare, Angie is gonna be the one that's really surprised, not our boy here.
 
'MikeIke said:
'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:

The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.

The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.

The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogue

all in all, good read though
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Ron's shooting blanks. If there's a pregnancy scare, Angie is gonna be the one that's really surprised, not our boy here.
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:goodposting: I'm not a rookie college kid. I don't worry about pregnacy scares. My vasa deferentia are permanently cut (as oppose to the blocking method that's used some times).

I made sure the doctor cut and burned them down to the studs.

 
'Arizona Ron said:
'MikeIke said:
'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:

The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.

The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.

The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogue

all in all, good read though
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Ron's shooting blanks. If there's a pregnancy scare, Angie is gonna be the one that's really surprised, not our boy here.
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:goodposting: I'm not a rookie college kid. I don't worry about pregnacy scares. My vasa deferentia are permanently cut (as oppose to the blocking method that's used some times).

I made sure the doctor cut and burned them down to the studs.
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stubs, studs... whatever it takes.
 
'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogueall in all, good read though
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we need to somehow get Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe in this movie
 
'Arizona Ron said:
'MikeIke said:
'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:

The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.

The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.

The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogue

all in all, good read though
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Ron's shooting blanks. If there's a pregnancy scare, Angie is gonna be the one that's really surprised, not our boy here.
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:goodposting: I'm not a rookie college kid. I don't worry about pregnacy scares. My vasa deferentia are permanently cut (as oppose to the blocking method that's used some times).

I made sure the doctor cut and burned them down to the studs.
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you're not really living on the edge, unless you have swimmers.
 
'VA703 said:
'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogueall in all, good read though
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we need to somehow get Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe in this movie
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His only line would be "That gives us exactly forty minutes to get the #### out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty".Ron, please... Get out of Dodge. We need you alive.
 
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I believed everything i read until the most recent update.Never in the history of going to the bars have I seen someone who was playing goldentee go home with a girl.

 
As an editorial aside, I really like the fact that Ron wrote the last update in a way that allows the sharp-eyed reader to notice on his own that Angie slipped Rohypnal into his shot. This gives the reader a much greater sense of accomplishment and connection to the story than if a detail like this had been laid out in the exposition.

 
'IvanKaramazov said:
As an editorial aside, I really like the fact that Ron wrote the last update in a way that allows the sharp-eyed reader to notice on his own that Angie slipped Rohypnal into his shot. This gives the reader a much greater sense of accomplishment and connection to the story than if a detail like this had been laid out in the exposition.
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:goodposting:
 
'IvanKaramazov said:
As an editorial aside, I really like the fact that Ron wrote the last update in a way that allows the sharp-eyed reader to notice on his own that Angie slipped Rohypnal into his shot. This gives the reader a much greater sense of accomplishment and connection to the story than if a detail like this had been laid out in the exposition.
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Show, don't tell. A bedrock of good writing :thumbup:
 
'Dentist said:
I believed everything i read until the most recent update.

Never in the history of going to the bars have I seen someone who was playing goldentee go home with a girl.
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It HappenedAlso, I usually only play when at the bar early or it's just empty. Never later when the bar is filled with womenz.

 
'Hodor said:
Sounds like you need do what Mrs. AZ Ron did with Amber.
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'Hodor said:
'Arizona Ron said:
Next steps? Help?
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'Arizona Ron said:
Wife: “Yes, I’m glad you invited her over. Amber was pissed but whatever, I've known Candice forever. She’s been sending me crazy ### texted messages all night. I told she needs to back off a bit.Me: “Amber seems like a pot stirrer”.Wife: “I am going to cut Amber off until she chill out. I really don’t need the drama”.Me: “How about we spend the next few days with just you, <kid> and me. No outside stress”Wife: “Sounds good.” Hugs me.
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Follow the lead imo
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Sounds like a plan
 
Ending this is pretty easy, but you seem to want to do this with as little confrontation as possible. Best course for this is to find her a dude that will take even better care of her than you already do, then she just willingly disengages. Best part is it keeps your options open with her in the future. It's not that you don't want to #### her, you just need her to cling on to someone else when you're not busy making that happen. There's plenty of things good about this situation - no need to go throwing the baby out with the bath water and focus so much on the couple of negatives, just mitigate those. You know anybody with a few racks that would like this sort of action?

 
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Does it bother you that some other dude is...ummm..."respawning" in your wife's mouth? That would just drive me insane to know another man was plowing my woman like that.

 
'Premier said:
Does it bother you that some other dude is...ummm..."respawning" in your wife's mouth? That would just drive me insane to know another man was plowing my woman like that.
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From the responses in this thread, sounds like his wife likes her own team better.
 
'VA703 said:
'rizzler said:
I liken this story to a Tarantino film:The story is good. very good. Problem is the film lasts 2h30min, when in reality it only needed to last 1hr45min.The part where you 'slip into a roofie induced coma, and wake up with a raging wood' stinks too much of 'oh no, pregnancy scare 3-4weeks from now'.The story couldve done without that chapter, much like a Tarantino film can do without 20% of the dialogueall in all, good read though
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we need to somehow get Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe in this movie
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You sending the Wolf? Sht negro, that's all you had to say!
 
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'Premier said:
Does it bother you that some other dude is...ummm..."respawning" in your wife's mouth? That would just drive me insane to know another man was plowing my woman like that.
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Wife's side interest include carpet munching not getting plowed.
 
'iamsmilin said:
'Premier said:
Does it bother you that some other dude is...ummm..."respawning" in your wife's mouth? That would just drive me insane to know another man was plowing my woman like that.
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Wife's side interest include carpet munching not getting plowed.
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How do we know? Maybe that's what she tells Ron, but is really riding the log jam when he's not around.Btw, who took care of your girl when you were passed out?
 
Open relationships are great until you remember that everytime you kiss her mouth, your kissing some semen glazed lips

 
'Premier said:
'iamsmilin said:
'Premier said:
Does it bother you that some other dude is...ummm..."respawning" in your wife's mouth? That would just drive me insane to know another man was plowing my woman like that.
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Wife's side interest include carpet munching not getting plowed.
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Why does anybody believe this is solely the case?
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With everything else that has happened in this thread, this is the point that you are stuck on? Really?
 
'iamsmilin said:
'Premier said:
'iamsmilin said:
'Premier said:
Does it bother you that some other dude is...ummm..."respawning" in your wife's mouth? That would just drive me insane to know another man was plowing my woman like that.
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Wife's side interest include carpet munching not getting plowed.
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Why does anybody believe this is solely the case?
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With everything else that has happened in this thread, this is the point that you are stuck on? Really?
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Not really stuck on it. Legitimately curious about how somebody is ok with their wife getting unloaded on.
 
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