Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)

[sdp1226]

Did you yadda yadda the good stuff

Nope. 

[SIZE=10pt]I’m in a greyy plaid Armani suit, tie long gone, jacket on my chair, white trim fit Paul Smith Loudon button up shirt and brown Cole Haans. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]I[SIZE=10pt] take a shower then throw on gym shorts and a t-shirt.  [/SIZE]

 Good stuff

 

[cockroach]

GRRM over here.   Get in with it! 

*not fixing that typo

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

I see where this is heading

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I see where this is heading

'sup Nostradamus

 

[[icon]]

Cmon Ron 

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

'sup Nostradamus

Yo Noobie

 

[dparker713]

Ron's just toying with his food now.

 

[McGarnicle]

Is Good Morning Black America on for 1 or 2 hours?

 

[Arizona Ron]

[SIZE=10pt]About the time when I’m explaining Angie to Brooks, Angie walks in with an arm full of laundry.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Angie: “Oh sorry Ron” (and turns to walk out)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me:  [/SIZE]“Wait, come back” (she returns) “This is Brooks, Brooks this is Angie”

[SIZE=10pt]Angie: “Hi”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: (I turn to Brooks) “Angie is my PA, corporate admin, friend and someone whom I love dearly”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Angie : “Awe Ronnie” (smiles, runs over kisses quickly on the cheek while Brooks is still laying awkwardly in the bed with the covers pulled up to her neck).[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Angie: “I’m just dropping these off and restocked your kitchen.   [/SIZE]Nice meeting you!”  (Angie leaves)

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “You okay?”
Brooks:  [/SIZE]“Why are you in bed with me…did...we…?”

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “No.  [/SIZE]I offered my guest rooms but I guess you decided this room was better lol”

[SIZE=10pt]The music was turned off and we hear Angie yell, “Bye Ron” and the door closing.  [/SIZE]Books lays back down. 

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “Are you rich or something?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “No”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “Well you look rich, nice car, nice place, personal assistant, you run a company.  [/SIZE]How is that not ‘rich’?”

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “My friends and I have an understanding of what that word means.  [/SIZE]I’m not rich if I have to go to work on Monday and I have to go to work on Monday”.

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks gets up and goes to the bathroom, I check my calendar to make sure I didn’t have a meeting I’m missing or emails that need my immediate attention.  [/SIZE]Brooks calls me:

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “Ron!  [/SIZE]How does this work?”
Me:  I walk into the bathroom, Brooks can’t figure out how to turn on the shower.   “Here, turn this on if you just want one to turn on, this one if you want all on and here’s how you adjust the heat”.

[SIZE=10pt]I turn on the entire shower, drop my gym shorts and get in.  [/SIZE]I shower like I’m the only person in the room; Brooks is still standing outside the shower looking at me with her bra and panties still on and arms crossed over her chest.

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks:  [/SIZE]“How do you do that?”

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “Do what?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “You’re naked and you don’t even give a #### that I wanted the shower”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “Plenty of room in the shower”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “I’m not showering with a man I just met”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “Okay, I’ll be done soon”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks waits a bit, undresses then steps in on the far side of the shower.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: (with her back to me) “I’m seeing someone btw, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “Okay”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “I mean, you seem like a pretty cool person but think I found the right guy back in Austin”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “I’m happy for you, can you hand me that razor?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: (hands me my razor from the holder which is fixed on the wall on her side), “I don’t want to give you the wrong idea”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “You’re not”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: (turns to me), “Well why are we both naked?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: (I turn to her) “Because we’re both taking a shower” (continuing my playing oblivious shtick)  [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: (points at my #### which is now at 75% capacity)[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me:  [/SIZE](I shrug like what do you expect?)

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: (steps toward me) “You’re not gay are you?”
Me:  [/SIZE](I pull her to me, instantly piped at 100% now and I’m poked between her thighs her thighs.  I maneuver to my favorite wall of the shower and go down on her to warm her up but she’s already lubricated.  I stand back up face to face and flexed as I started holding her to the shower wall.  I went in, slow but with determination.  It’s an area of the shower were the water will still run down on top but not ruin the moisture - it feels like we’re ####ing in the rain.  I can feel the ‘spot’ inside of her; I know it every time I have sex but not sure what it’s really called.  It’s like a button for lack of a better term, not all women have it in the same place and hers was much further back.   Once I found it, I turned her sideways to get a better angle on it and absolutely destroyed it.  She clawed at the bathroom wall as she breathed with consecutive short breaths.  Her breathing heightened as she started to climax, which made me start to pulsate inside of her.  “Hold me” she kept saying, not in a way to hold me closer way but she thought she was going to fall – I gripped her tight as we both shook first quickly, the slowly.  I pulled out and she looks down to a loud spilling out of her.

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks looks back up at me, “that was so stupid”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “Yeah, it was”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: “I can get a morning after pill”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “Don’t waste your money, I’m snipped – can’t get you pregnant”
Brooks: “But look at this, there’s so much running out of me how can it not?”
Me: “Trust me, it’s blanks”
Brooks: “I might get one anyway just to be on the safe side”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me: “ Okay”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]We finish showering, dry off and walk back into my bedroom; Brooks finds her phone with several missed calls.  [/SIZE]Turns out her friend’s friend’s wedding is cancelled now because the groom is awaiting sentencing because he decided to drive home after an impromptu bachelor party and was awarded his 2nd DUI.

[SIZE=10pt]What kind of ###hole friends throw a bachelor party and let the dude drive home.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt](to be continued…)[/SIZE]
 

Brooks IV

 

[cstu]

[SIZE=10pt]I maneuver to my favorite wall of the shower[/SIZE]

 

[IC FBGCav]

I see what you did there, soak the walls!

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

same as day one

 

[shadyridr]

But the guy she was seeing was cool

 

[gianmarco]

[SIZE=10pt]Brooks: (steps toward me) “You’re not gay are you?”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Me:  [/SIZE]Well, there was this Persian once, but I had no idea.  Otherwise, unless you consider another guy enjoying my spunk on his tummy or being tied up ### to ### with another guy while playing games, then absolutely not.  Right?

 

[gianmarco]

Also, as smoothly as you played that off getting into the shower, I probably would have hopped in too.  That was professional.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I enjoy these but now it just seems like a penthouse forum story.  

I'm not complaining though.

 

[eoMMan]

I enjoy these but now it just seems like a penthouse forum story.  

I'm not complaining though.

Same here. Great thread.

It's kind of funny though when you consider that this is okay by the mods yet a thread I start about a deceased adult film star gets axed in hours.

 

[chet]

 

[fantasycurse42]

Same here. Great thread.

Yea, this one sounded like a Penthouse forum one to me too, not complaining though, big AR fan.

 

[McGarnicle]

Glad this sofa is leather.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Loud spilling. 

 

[McGarnicle]

Loud spilling. 

I think he meant to type load.

 

[skol asylum]

Hey baby, i'm snipped so no worries.

How do you feel about the herp though?

 

[tommyboy]

Some people are born to run, others gifted with high IQs, others natural leaders.

Ron was born with a 75% stiffy to plow as much random chicks as possible.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Hey baby, i'm snipped so no worries.

How do you feel about the herp though?

Who is to say she isn't carrying something? Works both ways.

 

[Daywalker]

Do people feel the same way about hpv and herp?

 

[skol asylum]

Who is to say she isn't carrying something? Works both ways.

True dat.

 

[In The Zone]

For all of the talk about the demise of the FFA you wouldn't know it by following this thread.

Keep up the good work AR.

 

[jon_mx]

Gay guys always get the women.  

 

[AAABatteries]

We talking a single Woz (2 oz.) or a double or triple Woz?

Also, she sounds smart.

 

[jon_mx]

I almost picked up a women going to a wedding in an airport once.   

 

[Brony]

I think it's a brilliant marketing campaign by Titos vodka. 

 

[bushdocda]

can you provide a size 2 FFA 7 historical figure that Brooks most resembles?

 

[shadyridr]

I think it's a brilliant marketing campaign by Titos vodka. 

Titos is the best

 

[skol asylum]

It would be perfect in this scenario if Ron's last name is Dunn. Just for kix.

 

[stbugs]

I’m in a greyy plaid Armani suit, tie long gone, jacket on my chair, white trim fit Paul Smith Loudon button up shirt and brown Cole Haans.

I don't even need to read the rest, this is the best part every time.

 

[gianmarco]

Am I the only one that goes out and buys whatever Ron reports wearing in his updates?  I've picked up so many new outfits because of this thread. I no longer have any money and I haven't picked up any new women, but I figure someday it might happen.

 

[Spike]

Am I the only one that goes out and buys whatever Ron reports wearing in his updates?  I've picked up so many new outfits because of this thread. I no longer have any money and I haven't picked up any new women, but I figure someday it might happen.

 

[Zegras11]

Am I the only one that goes out and buys whatever Ron reports wearing in his updates?  I've picked up so many new outfits because of this thread. I no longer have any money and I haven't picked up any new women, but I figure someday it might happen.

Add a banana

 

[gianmarco]

Am I the only one that goes out and buys whatever Ron reports wearing in his updates?  I've picked up so many new outfits because of this thread. I no longer have any money and I haven't picked up any new women, but I figure someday it might happen. 

Add a banana

Done.  Now what?

 

[Zegras11]

Done.  Now what?

You still need at least three racks.

 

[GOB]

Keep going, I'm at like 81% here.

 

[bushdocda]

^^

 

[Arizona Ron]

Same here. Great thread.

It's kind of funny though when you consider that this is okay by the mods yet a thread I start about a deceased adult film star gets axed in hours.

It's because I do it with :style:

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Found AZRon

 

[pricklypete]

Well, we're waiting.....

 

[Peyton Marino]

suh dudes?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

this is like edging via forum post

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think he meant to type load.

I'm comfortable with loud.

 

[sbonomo]

Well done!