Locked out of my house (1 Viewer)

[shadyridr]

Do any of your neighbors own a Rook?

Not sure how chess is gonna help him

Checkmate my friend

I think the locksmith is gonna ride in like a white knight and save the day, allowing moops to feel like the king of his own castle again and allow him to flog his bishop in the peace and quiet of his own home.

 

[Two Deep]

pssst, you are among friends. It was your wife's fault wasn't it.

 

[ChiefD]

Call your title company and have them email your closing documents. Then call the locksmith.

 

[TheIronSheik]

The Rook, people. Don't you people visit the Diaper Sniper thread? See if the the local PD has one. Great for getting into attics.

 

[th3f00l]

I'm all for trying the credit card method first. If the deadbolt isn't locked, I have never been thwarted by a tricky door jam. Some have costed me some scraped knuckles from rocking the door back and forth while applying the jimmy action with card. Your driver's license is typically more pliable, and since you need new ones anyways....

Next is use ladder or nearby tree to get on roof and try windows, usually one is open.

Then call the locksmith, tell them you have proper ID and all that. Then when they show up just be that guy that is locked out of his house with his family including a toddler and 1 year old. I can't imagine if you just explain things reasonably and have some proof you recently purchased a home that they won't do it for you. If your speechcraft is leveled up enough you don't really even need proof. Once you are face to face with another human being it's a totally different story.

 

[EYLive]

Is your butler on vacation? Did you try turning the knob yourself?

 

[nirad3]

The Rook, people. Don't you people visit the Diaper Sniper thread? See if the the local PD has one. Great for getting into attics.

Um that link has a live chat feature. I am so tempted to go on there and just ask all sorts of crazy questions.

 

[mquinnjr]

The Rook, people. Don't you people visit the Diaper Sniper thread? See if the the local PD has one. Great for getting into attics.

Um that link has a live chat feature. I am so tempted to go on there and just ask all sorts of crazy questions.

Can we save trolling live chat business websites until Friday?

 

[TheIronSheik]

The Rook, people. Don't you people visit the Diaper Sniper thread? See if the the local PD has one. Great for getting into attics.

Um that link has a live chat feature. I am so tempted to go on there and just ask all sorts of crazy questions.

Can we save trolling live chat business websites until Friday?

I'd suggest not trolling the makers of the Rook. Do you see what this thing can do?

 

[Johnny Rock]

Just sell the house already.

 

[mquinnjr]

The Rook, people. Don't you people visit the Diaper Sniper thread? See if the the local PD has one. Great for getting into attics.

Um that link has a live chat feature. I am so tempted to go on there and just ask all sorts of crazy questions.

Can we save trolling live chat business websites until Friday?

I'd suggest not trolling the makers of the Rook. Do you see what this thing can do?

That's fairly impressive.

 

[nirad3]

The Rook, people. Don't you people visit the Diaper Sniper thread? See if the the local PD has one. Great for getting into attics.

Um that link has a live chat feature. I am so tempted to go on there and just ask all sorts of crazy questions.

Can we save trolling live chat business websites until Friday?

I'd suggest not trolling the makers of the Rook. Do you see what this thing can do?

That's fairly impressive.

Hence me being "tempted" but staying far, far away from that troll-erama.

 

[James Daulton]

Has he lost his phone now?

 

[the moops]

OK. keys not on plane. plan c

 

[johnnycakes]

OK. keys not on plane. plan c

My link.

 

[Koya]

At least you can rest a bit more easy knowing that while you may be homeless and have obviously failed at life, parenting, marriage and humanity, you are the reigning FFA WIS World Champion.

 

[shadyridr]

OK. keys not on plane. plan c

scour the airport?

 

[RUSF18]

You're gonna get home and realize you forgot to lock the door.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Throw a foot up on the door jam by the knob. Back to the other jam. Leg press, have wife use credit card.

 

[Drifter]

You're gonna get home and realize you forgot to lock the door.

House burned down, only thing remaining is the door frame and door.

 

[ChiefD]

You're gonna get home and realize you forgot to lock the door.

House burned down, only thing remaining is the door frame and door.

Locksmith still won't open it.

 

[RUSF18]

This never would have happened to The Moors.

 

[krista4]

Just sell the house already.

 

[Wooderson]

Just sell the house already.

Tough to do when you can't have an open house.

 

[sbonomo]

Who loses their house keys?

Had a crabby kid on the plane and wife and I were in different rows. I had my 3 year old next to me, she had the 1 year old in lap behind me. She passed the kid to me at one point and we were looking for things to entertain him. Keys were tried. Keys were forgotten.

I always get stuck by this scenario on the plane. I really feel badly for parents...no idea why you would fly anywhere until kids are old enough to entertain themselves. I like the idea of getting the mail to show the lock smith.....

 

[GroveDiesel]

You can also bust most locks by putting a flat head screwdriver in the key slot and then smashing it with a hammer. You can then just twist the screwdriver and let yourself in.

 

[El Floppo]

moops.

 

[TheIronSheik]

You can also bust most locks by putting a flat head screwdriver in the key slot and then smashing it with a hammer. You can then just twist the screwdriver and let yourself in.

I did this as a kid. Worked for me. But the parents were less than happy. Much less.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Change your class to magic-user, get to level 2, and learn Knock.

 

[Joe Summer]

Did you ask the airline if the keys were in the Lost And Found?

 

[Foosball God]

Throw a foot up on the door jam by the knob. Back to the other jam. Leg press, have wife use credit card.

After that you should figure out how to get the door unlocked.

 

[Rayderr]

Throw a foot up on the door jam by the knob. Back to the other jam. Leg press, have wife use credit card.

I have trouble believing the last part isn't done regularly.

 

[ChiefD]

Your keys are on an island somewhere, Lost with some other keys.

 

[AAABatteries]

Who loses their house keys?

Had a crabby kid on the plane and wife and I were in different rows. I had my 3 year old next to me, she had the 1 year old in lap behind me. She passed the kid to me at one point and we were looking for things to entertain him. Keys were tried. Keys were forgotten.

What about your set?

When he hyphenated his last name he also promised to share a set of keys.

 

[sbonomo]

 

[Scoresman]

while you and your kids were undressing to get in the bath together, maybe the keys fell out of your pocket. see if the kids maybe found them.

 

[shadyridr]

Maybe your wife recycled them

 

[Mile High]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMz1tXBVT1s

 

[fantasycurse42]

Have you considered contacting Santa? You could ask him for a license with your new address, then you can call a locksmith. GL!

 

[Mr. Retukes]

Moops, lock.

 

[Righetti]

We are flying on the same plane from Monterey to Phoenix this afternoon. New plan is we are hoping the keys are still in the seat back of 7D or 7F

This worked in Knuffle Bunny Free

 

[Righetti]

:IBTL:

 

[the moops]

http://i.imgur.com/R4cOYow.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QoLWFgj.jpg

That was kind of easy. Removed molding with a screwdriver and nearly got the glass out without breaking it.

 

[belljr]

Can't wait to find your keys in the diaper bag

 

[the moops]

Thanks for both the serious and ridiculous responses though. Much appreciated

 

[shadyridr]

Can't wait to find your keys in the diaper bag

why do you have his diaper bag?

 

[MikeIke]

Should have called the airline.

 

[James Daulton]

You really lost an opportunity to kick in the door like Jack Bauer. The wife would have melted with lust.

 

[comfortably numb]

You really lost an opportunity to kick in the door like Jack Bauer. The wife would have melted with lust.

or laughter after the ambulance comes to take him and his broken ankle away

 

[FigJam]

Stop by the hardware store... Safety wire always works better than a CC...