Low Effort Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas (1 Viewer)

[-jb-]

Wife just let me know I need something for tonight. Anything good for 2016?  And before any of you feel compelled to devolve this thread into posting "sexy ______" pics, you need to know that type of behavior is totally cool with me. 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Ken Bone

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Go as Otis. Wear xtra xtra xtra large gloves, stuff the excess fingers with sausages. Spread fake cash around behind you all night like a crop duster. 

:hawkscreech;

 

[bagger]

Wife just let me know I need something for tonight. Anything good for 2016?  And before any of you feel compelled to devolve this thread into posting "sexy ______" pics, you need to know that type of behavior is totally cool with me. 

I have told my wife the only way I am dressing up is her in a zookeeper outfit with a gun and me in a monkey suit with bullet holes.

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

A white sheet, plenty of options there.  Ghost, David Duke, Klhoe Kardashian Camel Toe, etc. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Spread some peanut butter around your lips and go as an #######

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Wife just let me know I need something for tonight. 

This one is fun for the whole family.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_GGxNI5JD7Q/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[Porkchop Express]

You could go as a state like "Floreda" or Idaho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuMC73jdygI

 

[Otis]

Hula hoop

shower curtain and rings

broomstick

roll of duct tape 

my best Halloween costume ever 

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/23/8c/3a/238c3a47d9d35d4a7a8a503a45735b53.jpg

 

[FishTacoTuesday]

Spread some peanut butter around your lips and go as an #######

Why is "Floridian" blocked by the language filter? 

 

[moleculo]

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-segment---halloween-budget/n10123

 

[Rove!]

stick a garbage bag over you head and body and tell people the garbage bag is a condom

 

[bostonfred]

http://i.giphy.com/3o7TKJoqIduCkAcvM4.gif

Do you even vape, bro?

 

[bostonfred]

http://i.imgur.com/lPseCXg.jpg

 

[bostonfred]

http://m.imgur.com/bCAsHlF

 

[bostonfred]

https://i.redditmedia.com/JJzAPcH3zYYS7DiZxmqMoyoDvQfqhN7SRljeXn5Rqy0.jpg?w=320&s=d8f94448b000075b89ba3903784b30a8

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Lots of gift wrap and tape

Make big tag out of sheet of paper that says 

TO: WOMEN

FROM: GOD

Wa-la. You're God's Gift To Women.

 

[grateful zed]

this year i am going as 'thing'

all i will need is a cardboard box

 

[Mr. Ected]

Hang an empty box of frosted flakes or something like that around your neck with a knife in it and go as a 'Cereal Killer.'

 

[Quez]

I said it in the other thread, Trump grope victim.  Just cut out some baby hands, or rip some hands off of a kids doll.

 

[Quez]

Lollo wtf

 

[The Gator]

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/nrEGiME-t41LHjslDxcSbArEq_o/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2014/10/06/880/n/1922441/d73493f8e12824e5_RyS8t/i/Error-404-Page.jpg

 

[bostonfred]

https://i.reddituploads.com/59fc2081b15b43a1a1c6e6a43fdb672b?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=50f255439d5785b56702f46dfa9eaf99

 

[Lehigh98]

I just bought a David S Pumpkins suit, all done.

 

[Parrothead]

skip the party and say you were there as "the invisible man"

 

[Jaysus]

TimeHop -jb-?  Grab a can of Just for Men, and grab a shirt from 5 years ago.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Red face, headband with feather, and smile a lot.  An inexpensive yet timely Chief Wahoo costume with the Indians in the World Series.

 

[pantagrapher]

Crazy pickle arm.

 

[Sconch]

http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i59/2/11/26/wnd_374ce5881fee7f273d9b2f38de0e36a2.jpg