Maggie from Caddyshack - Hot or Not? (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

TANKS FOR NUTTIN!


She also played Clorette DePasto in Animal House ... the underage girl Pinto wanted to hook up with.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TANKS FOR NUTTIN!

She also played Clorette DePasto in Animal House ... the underage girl Pinto wanted to hook up with.

I thought he did?

 

[Raider Nation]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I thought he did?

Mom, Dad. This is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me. We have to get married.

EDIT: to make the quote more accurate.

 

[Christo]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

Without pics it didn't happen. Or is it, without pics it did happen?

 

[Christo]

Cute. Not hot or not.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

 

[Raider Nation]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

If by "go through" you mean "had sex", I don't believe so.

 

[Christo]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

If by "go through" you mean "had sex", I don't believe so.

I disagree. He didn't take advantage of her when she passed out. But they christened the #### out of the 50 yard line.

 

[Raider Nation]

Pinto invites the young cashier, Clorette DePasto, to the party. Back at Delta House, the band Otis Day and the Knights play for raucous partygoers. Marion arrives, intoxicated, and has sex with Otter, but Clorette passes out before Pinto can seduce her. He returns an unconscious Clorette to her parents’ house, where her father, Mayor Carmine DePasto, finds his daughter in a shopping cart.

http://www.afi.com/members/catalog/DetailView.aspx?s=&Movie=56950

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Hot, but her Irish accent is almost as bad as Malkovich's Russian accent in "Rounders".

 

[John Bender]

Need a link to her Fappening pics so I can really decide here.

 

[fatness]

Sarah Holcomb? Good god yes.

Things didn't go well for her later, however.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pinto invites the young cashier, Clorette DePasto, to the party. Back at Delta House, the band Otis Day and the Knights play for raucous partygoers. Marion arrives, intoxicated, and has sex with Otter, but Clorette passes out before Pinto can seduce her. He returns an unconscious Clorette to her parents’ house, where her father, Mayor Carmine DePasto, finds his daughter in a shopping cart.

http://www.afi.com/members/catalog/DetailView.aspx?s=&Movie=56950

Later on Pinto goes to her window in the middle of the night. Then they end up getting naked on the football field together. She tells him that she's only 13 then the scene ends. Rather ambiguous, no?

 

[Raider Nation]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

If by "go through" you mean "had sex", I don't believe so.

I disagree. He didn't take advantage of her when she passed out. But they christened the #### out of the 50 yard line.

Okay, I haven't seen this in forever so I tracked down the script. They saw each other on two separate nights.

(Glass shattering)Tommy?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Larry.

Remember me? l took you to the party.

Wait a minute.

(Door opens)

So how come you show up now? l didn't expect to see you.

I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

They almost pumped my stomach.

Can we take a walk or something?

What do you mean, "or something"?

I could get some beer.

Not tonight, okay? Besides, you might get lucky without it.

[at football field]

Before we go any further, there's something l have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.

You've never made out with a girl before?

I've never done what l think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once--

That's okay. Neither have l. Besides... I lied, too.

Yeah? What about?

I'm only 13 .

So the night she was drunk, he didn't take advantage of her. And when she told him she was only 13, that's as far as it went.

 

[Raider Nation]

I think so, anyway.

 

[HellToupee]

Can't do a nice link from my phone but this is her in a Big Yank jeans commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6PPxqO8oE

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Sarah Holcomb? Good god yes.

Things didn't go well for her later, however.

:(

 

[Raider Nation]

Can't do a nice link from my phone but this is her in a Big Yank jeans commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6PPxqO8oE

Thanks for that. I just gave it a big yank.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't do a nice link from my phone but this is her in a Big Yank jeans commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6PPxqO8oE

Never heard of that brand.

 

[Judge Smails]

uhhhh..no

 

[drummer]

Talk about wierd casting: she played the gringa chick who Cholo Robby Benson had a relationship with that kept him in conflict with himself and his gang:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080114/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_53

A young Chicano gang member in Los Angeles comes to realize that the gang life is not what he really wants but doesn't know how to get out.

 

[AAABatteries]

Can't do a nice link from my phone but this is her in a Big Yank jeans commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6PPxqO8oE

 

[FootballDummy]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

If by "go through" you mean "had sex", I don't believe so.

I disagree. He didn't take advantage of her when she passed out. But they christened the #### out of the 50 yard line.

Okay, I haven't seen this in forever so I tracked down the script. They saw each other on two separate nights.

(Glass shattering)Tommy?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Larry.

Remember me? l took you to the party.

Wait a minute.

(Door opens)

So how come you show up now? l didn't expect to see you.

I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

They almost pumped my stomach.

Can we take a walk or something?

What do you mean, "or something"?

I could get some beer.

Not tonight, okay? Besides, you might get lucky without it.

[at football field]

Before we go any further, there's something l have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.

You've never made out with a girl before?

I've never done what l think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once--

That's okay. Neither have l. Besides... I lied, too.

Yeah? What about?

I'm only 13 .

So the night she was drunk, he didn't take advantage of her. And when she told him she was only 13, that's as far as it went.

Not quite. She tell him she's only 13, and he freaks out and starts to leave. Then she pulls him back under the blankets. Later, she tells her parents that they have to get married. It's pretty clear what happened.

 

[fatness]

Not quite. She tell him she's only 13, and he freaks out and starts to leave. Then she pulls him back under the blankets. Later, she tells her parents that they have to get married. It's pretty clear what happened.

I thought this was obvious to anyone watching.

 

[Raider Nation]

Not quite. She tell him she's only 13, and he freaks out and starts to leave. Then she pulls him back under the blankets. Later, she tells her parents that they have to get married. It's pretty clear what happened.

I thought this was obvious to anyone watching.

:head pat:

 

[strykerpks]

Haven't read the thread. I'd hit it but wouldn't brag about it

 

[grateful zed]

hot, but i like chicks that look like guys.

 

[Dickie Dunn]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

If by "go through" you mean "had sex", I don't believe so.

I disagree. He didn't take advantage of her when she passed out. But they christened the #### out of the 50 yard line.

Okay, I haven't seen this in forever so I tracked down the script. They saw each other on two separate nights.

(Glass shattering)Tommy?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Larry.

Remember me? l took you to the party.

Wait a minute.

(Door opens)

So how come you show up now? l didn't expect to see you.

I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

They almost pumped my stomach.

Can we take a walk or something?

What do you mean, "or something"?

I could get some beer.

Not tonight, okay? Besides, you might get lucky without it.

[at football field]

Before we go any further, there's something l have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.

You've never made out with a girl before?

I've never done what l think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once--

That's okay. Neither have l. Besides... I lied, too.

Yeah? What about?

I'm only 13 .

So the night she was drunk, he didn't take advantage of her. And when she told him she was only 13, that's as far as it went.

Not quite. She tell him she's only 13, and he freaks out and starts to leave. Then she pulls him back under the blankets. Later, she tells her parents that they have to get married. It's pretty clear what happened.

What I don't get is ... the parade in the last scene is the next day, or two days later, max. How could she possibly know this already?

 

[Spike]

She told him she was 13. He still debated doing her while she was passed out, but ultimately dumped her in a shopping cart and took her home.

So he didn't go through with it on the football field?

If by "go through" you mean "had sex", I don't believe so.

I disagree. He didn't take advantage of her when she passed out. But they christened the #### out of the 50 yard line.

Okay, I haven't seen this in forever so I tracked down the script. They saw each other on two separate nights.

(Glass shattering)Tommy?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Larry.

Remember me? l took you to the party.

Wait a minute.

(Door opens)

So how come you show up now? l didn't expect to see you.

I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

They almost pumped my stomach.

Can we take a walk or something?

What do you mean, "or something"?

I could get some beer.

Not tonight, okay? Besides, you might get lucky without it.

[at football field]

Before we go any further, there's something l have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.

You've never made out with a girl before?

I've never done what l think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once--

That's okay. Neither have l. Besides... I lied, too.

Yeah? What about?

I'm only 13 .

So the night she was drunk, he didn't take advantage of her. And when she told him she was only 13, that's as far as it went.

Not quite. She tell him she's only 13, and he freaks out and starts to leave. Then she pulls him back under the blankets. Later, she tells her parents that they have to get married. It's pretty clear what happened.

What I don't get is ... the parade in the last scene is the next day, or two days later, max. How could she possibly know this already?

Because it was a movie.

 

[dickey moe]

Can't do a nice link from my phone but this is her in a Big Yank jeans commercial

Yeah, I'll give ya a big yank.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

uhhhh..no

You were too busy telling Spaulding he would get nothing and like it to notice.

 

[Brony]

I heard that Linda Lavin was originally slotted to play Maggie.

 

[Fennis]

I heard that Linda Lavin was originally slotted to play Maggie.

Kiss my grits.

 

[Zow]

I'd help her sort her holy cards.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

So I saw a documentary on Caddyshack one time and it was explained that there was a whole backstory that got cut out of the movie. It seems the idea was that back in the day the country club where the Murray brothers worked would hire Irish girls on work visas to come in and do kitchen work and waitressing.

I never understood what the hell this girl with the weird (and bad) Irish accent was doing in the middle of the midwest working at a country club.

 

[HellToupee]

I heard that Linda Lavin was originally slotted to play Maggie.

maybe Maggie's cougar mom

 

[Fennis]

So I saw a documentary on Caddyshack one time and it was explained that there was a whole backstory that got cut out of the movie. It seems the idea was that back in the day the country club where the Murray brothers worked would hire Irish girls on work visas to come in and do kitchen work and waitressing.

I never understood what the hell this girl with the weird (and bad) Irish accent was doing in the middle of the midwest working at a country club.

Tanks fer nuttin'

 

[mquinnjr]

Haven't read the thread. I'd hit it but wouldn't brag about it

This is the correct response. Take it into the end zone, but don't take down the goal post Graham style after doing so.

 

[Gr00vus]

I heard that Linda Lavin was originally slotted to play Maggie.

Yes, and Vic Tayback was originally slotted to play Darth Vader.