Man murdered with sandwich (1 Viewer)

[fred_1_15301]

Typically when you're sentenced to die, you're given one last meal. At least he got that.

 

[Rove!]

I'm finding this story hard to swallow....

 

[MC Gas Money]

Good thing about america is there is always an interesting death when we need entertainment

 

[The Duff Man]

The argument started when he wouldnt call it "Tuna-day"

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Lettuce get up to speed on the story. The accused alibi doesn't cut the mustard so that puts him in a pickle.

 

[DiStefano]

Lettuce get up to speed on the story. The accused alibi doesn't cut the mustard so that puts him in a pickle.

And once we ketchup, then what do we do?

 

[Godsbrother]

Lettuce get up to speed on the story. The accused alibi doesn't cut the mustard so that puts him in a pickle.

He is going down. Definitely an openfaced and shut case.

 

[Godsbrother]

The argument started when he wouldnt call it "Tuna-day"

I heard the guy that killed him had an axe to grinder.

 

[shadyridr]

Lettuce get up to speed on the story. The accused alibi doesn't cut the mustard so that puts him in a pickle.

And once we ketchup, then what do we do?

then its all gravy

 

[KCitons]

You guys missed your callings, some of you could have made some serious bread as jokewriters.

or Subway Sandwich Artists

 

[fred_1_15301]

I just hope he was able to meat with his family before he died.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Lettuce get up to speed on the story. The accused alibi doesn't cut the mustard so that puts him in a pickle.

And once we ketchup, then what do we do?

then its all gravy

Wheat a minute! At least we get to relish in the fact that the investigators will not be loafing around so that will be the greatest thing since sliced bread

 

[Parrothead]

that's a wrap

 

[Godsbrother]

From what I understand the alleged killer tried to haul buns after the murder

 

[Dan Lambskin]

He must have really JAMMED it in there

 

[Over-Serious FFA Poster]

A man is dead. Can we please stop trying to one-up each other to see who can sandwich the most puns into their post?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Why couldn't it been Jared instead?

 

[jon_mx]

And officer Pete Malloy won this one

yeah he hit a grand salami

I am pretty sure we have all been hitting our grand salami.

 

[jon_mx]

The perpetrator is toast.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

So the victim bought the Pepperidge Farm?

 

[Godsbrother]

A man is dead. Can we please stop trying to one-up each other to see who can sandwich the most puns into their post?

Agreed. Let the man meat his maker in peace.

 

[Politician Spock]

Five...

Five dollar...

Five dollar murder.

 

[Del Griffith]

He just smiled and gave him a cellophane sandwich

Winnah