Man murdered with sandwich (1 Viewer)

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MAGEE, MS (Mississippi News Now) -

The Attorney General says a nursing home resident in Magee has been arrested for second degree murder involving the death of his roommate.

63-year-old Jerrell Eubanks, a resident of the Hillcrest Nursing Center in Magee, was arrested Wednesday evening by investigators with the Attorney General's Medicaid Fraud Control Unit, with assistance from the Magee Police Department.

Eubanks is charged with second degree murder for the death of his roommate at the nursing home.

He is accused of pushing a cellophane bag containing a sandwich down the throat of the 83 year old victim, causing his death.

It is the general policy of the Attorney General's Office to not release the exact identity of a victim.

The case is being investigated and prosecuted by the Attorney General's Medicaid Fraud Control Unit.

If convicted, Eubanks faces up to life behind bars.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The poor guy would still be alive if it was Jello. There's always room for Jello.

 

[aesclepius]

What flavor sammich?

 

[fred_1_15301]

At least he didn't die hungry

 

[Zow]

He left the cellophane on though so the guy probably couldn't taste it. That's an aggravating factor if I've ever seen one!

 

[zamboni]

What flavor sammich?

liverburst

 

[IvanKaramazov]

At least the guy died a hero.

 

[Snoopy]

I don't think that is what they meant with a "killer sandwich"

 

[Charlie Steiner]

What flavor sammich?

Club

 

[MC Gas Money]

Sandwiches dont kill people

Nursing home residents kill people

 

[McGarnicle]

Whew. Glad it wasn't the mercury in tuna. I love mercury. I mean tuna.

 

[ChiefD]

If that guy would have been armed with his own sandwich, this never would have happened.

 

[The Football Freak]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I'm pretty sure this is how GM v. shuke will finally end.

 

[bosoxs45]

Sandwich day is a very dangerous day.

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure this is how GM v. shuke will finally end.

When asked via PM, shuke agreed.

 

[Keerock]

At least the guy died a hero.

FTW

 

[FUBAR]

Why is the 63 year old in a nursing home?

 

[Insein]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

 

[shadyridr]

Like Mama Cass

 

[Insein]

Why is the 63 year old in a nursing home?

The dating scene.

 

[shadyridr]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

I agree, it is a bunch of bologna

 

[Insein]

Sandwich day is a very dangerous day.

But at least he got food.

 

[The Football Freak]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

Nope. Been around 15 years or so. Just suprised, considering how sad the story is, but not upset or anything. A deranged man choking a very old man stuck in a home to death by shoving a sandwich down his throat is just pretty awful way to go. I would have posted a "thanks posty" rather than jokes. Not trying to be that guy, though, so I'll step back out. Sorry, fellas.

 

[Keerock]

Why is the 63 year old in a nursing home?

Sandwich bar.

 

[shadyridr]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

Nope. Been around 15 years or so. Just suprised, considering how sad the story is, but not upset or anything. A deranged man choking a very old man stuck in a home to death by shoving a sandwich down his throat is just pretty awful way to go. I would have posted a "thanks posty" rather than jokes. Not trying to be that guy, though, so I'll step back out. Sorry, fellas.

Yeah people like to ham things up in here but all they sound like is a bunch of turkeys. Its cheesy if you ask me.

 

[zamboni]

And that's a wrap.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

Nope. Been around 15 years or so. Just suprised, considering how sad the story is, but not upset or anything. A deranged man choking a very old man stuck in a home to death by shoving a sandwich down his throat is just pretty awful way to go. I would have posted a "thanks posty" rather than jokes. Not trying to be that guy, though, so I'll step back out. Sorry, fellas.

Yeah people like to ham things up in here but all they sound like is a bunch of turkeys. Its cheesy if you ask me.

I'm just glad we can all be open faced with each other

 

[Chaka]

Shoulda chosen the girls.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

Nope. Been around 15 years or so. Just suprised, considering how sad the story is, but not upset or anything. A deranged man choking a very old man stuck in a home to death by shoving a sandwich down his throat is just pretty awful way to go. I would have posted a "thanks posty" rather than jokes. Not trying to be that guy, though, so I'll step back out. Sorry, fellas.

Yeah people like to ham things up in here but all they sound like is a bunch of turkeys. Its cheesy if you ask me.

I appreciate a rye sense of humor as much as the next guy...

 

[McGarnicle]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

Nope. Been around 15 years or so. Just suprised, considering how sad the story is, but not upset or anything. A deranged man choking a very old man stuck in a home to death by shoving a sandwich down his throat is just pretty awful way to go. I would have posted a "thanks posty" rather than jokes. Not trying to be that guy, though, so I'll step back out. Sorry, fellas.

You know, you're absolutely right. We are pretty flippant in here about these matters, and this was a real person who died. We don't need to Be Like That.

 

[FUBAR]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

New here?

Nope. Been around 15 years or so. Just suprised, considering how sad the story is, but not upset or anything. A deranged man choking a very old man stuck in a home to death by shoving a sandwich down his throat is just pretty awful way to go. I would have posted a "thanks posty" rather than jokes. Not trying to be that guy, though, so I'll step back out. Sorry, fellas.

Yeah people like to ham things up in here but all they sound like is a bunch of turkeys. Its cheesy if you ask me.

I appreciate a rye sense of humor as much as the next guy...

don't egg the po'boy on.

 

[McGarnicle]

Supposedly the nurse who found the body wasn't on her normal shift. She was a sub.

 

[shadyridr]

Supposedly the nurse who found the body wasn't on her normal shift. She was a sub.

Too bad, otherwise she couldve been a hero and saved his life.

 

[D in the D]

You guys missed your callings, some of you could have made some serious bread as jokewriters.

 

[Braktastic]

Like Mama Cass

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.

 

[Tchula]

Real life is hard enough. We come here to HAM it up and be a little CHEESY. LETTUCE blow off a little steam. This isn't the first time the forum poked fun at a guy who was TOASTED.

 

[Parrothead]

ban Ziploc

 

[Zow]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

Definitely not very Christian. I think there's something in the book of Ezekiel about not making light of the dead.

 

[RUSF18]

RIP Reuben.

 

[FUBAR]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

Definitely not very Christian. I think there's something in the book of Ezekiel about not making light of the dead.

I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.

 

[Zow]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

Definitely not very Christian. I think there's something in the book of Ezekiel about not making light of the dead.

I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.

You're saying this guy choked on Jesus?

 

[The Football Freak]

I guess I should have known better after all this time. Lol

 

[MC Gas Money]

He should have just punched the guy out if he didnt like him.

Give him the old italian combo

 

[jon_mx]

He just smiled and gave him a cellophane sandwich

 

[The Football Freak]

And officer Pete Malloy won this one

 

[shadyridr]

And officer Pete Malloy won this one

yeah he hit a grand salami

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Man, what a horrible way to go. How sad. Kind of surprised this is joke fodder for you guys.

No kidding. He was a fodder to his kids

 

[Flying V]

This would never have happened at the Mayo Clinic.

 

[Rove!]

if we outlaw sammiches then only outlaws will have sammiches