Mancaves - who has one and what do you have down there? (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

Nobody has bought a stripper pole for the wife?

I dated a girl once who lived alone and put a stripper pole in her apartment in the living room. Right in the middle of the place, actually. She was a bit odd sometimes.

Did she use it?

 

[TheAristocrat]

There's always bourbon and beer in the fridge. There's pot next to the couch, in my office, and probably on the kitchen counter too. Bowls and bongs in the nearby vicinity. Papers are around for those who roll. Want something stronger? My neighbors probably have it or I can get it tonight. No judgement here.

I have DirecTV with all the channels and On Demand. My TV is linked to my dork machine (Gaming PC) as well. I can stream any and all pornography on my 42" LED Vizio SmartTV.

Pretty sure that I'll be buying a PS4 soon.

Want to bring a hooker over? Be my guest but I get a go. Need to hide contraband? I have an attic, crawlspace, and locked storage unit. And a parking spot all my own.

Really, it's paradise.

Airfare out to Denver is pretty reasonable...

You're always welcome. There are bars within walking distance and plenty more within a $20 UberX fare.

Oh, and, I don't even clean my own apartment (except taking the trash out), I have the service come and do that. You and the hooker get a little frisky and leave a bit of a mess? Yeah, that's ok. Just put one of these socks with a hole in them on the spot and the cleaning lady will make note of the problematic area. I don't wear those anymore. They are like the CAUTION WET FLOOR signs of my place.

 

[ghostguy123]

It's where I keep Sloth.

I dont have one right now, but damn do I need one pronto

 

[McGarnicle]

There's always bourbon and beer in the fridge. There's pot next to the couch, in my office, and probably on the kitchen counter too. Bowls and bongs in the nearby vicinity. Papers are around for those who roll. Want something stronger? My neighbors probably have it or I can get it tonight. No judgement here.

I have DirecTV with all the channels and On Demand. My TV is linked to my dork machine (Gaming PC) as well. I can stream any and all pornography on my 42" LED Vizio SmartTV.

Pretty sure that I'll be buying a PS4 soon.

Want to bring a hooker over? Be my guest but I get a go. Need to hide contraband? I have an attic, crawlspace, and locked storage unit. And a parking spot all my own.

Really, it's paradise.

Airfare out to Denver is pretty reasonable...

You're always welcome. There are bars within walking distance and plenty more within a $20 UberX fare.Oh, and, I don't even clean my own apartment (except taking the trash out), I have the service come and do that. You and the hooker get a little frisky and leave a bit of a mess? Yeah, that's ok. Just put one of these socks with a hole in them on the spot and the cleaning lady will make note of the problematic area. I don't wear those anymore. They are like the CAUTION WET FLOOR signs of my place.

Sounds awesome. Let me just go file for divorce, I'll be right over.

 

[Todem]

I have my den.

Leather recliner

32 inch Sony Bravia XBR

PS4

PS3

XBOX

NES

Pioneer 7.1 surround sound

My guitars (Gibson Custon Alex Lifeson 355, Gibson Custom Lifeson Axcess Les Paul, PRS CE 24, PRS EG4, Original 1985 Jackson Soloist, Hamer Vector Flying V K.K Downing model and a host of stomp boxes, Marshall 2X12 Cab, Carvin Tube Valve master head 12 string Yamaha acoustic, Ibanzez custom 6 string acoustic, music man bass, roland TD-9 V drum kit (all mesh pads).

What more do I need?

probably a lot more retirement savings unless you're a multi-millionaire

Doing quite fine in that department too.

 

[Christo]

Nobody has bought a stripper pole for the wife?

I dated a girl once who lived alone and put a stripper pole in her apartment in the living room. Right in the middle of the place, actually. She was a bit odd sometimes.

Sometimes?

 

[AcerFC]

I have stadium seating

 

[Dentist]

Doing quite fine in that department too.

well then... i have no counterpoint

 

[Godsbrother]

Nobody has bought a stripper pole for the wife?

I dated a girl once who lived alone and put a stripper pole in her apartment in the living room. Right in the middle of the place, actually. She was a bit odd sometimes.

Sometimes?

I am guessing the times she was using the pole she was awesome.