I was listening to an interview with one of Te'o's high school teammates. The young man said that the attended a private school and Te'o lived about an hour away. Apparently, throughout high school Te'o would tell his friends and teammates that he had girlfriends in his town or far away, but nobody ever met these girlfriends.
Say, hypothetically but possibly, that Te'o is gay and he's been inventing girlfriends for years as a cover. That would obviously mean that he's very insecure about coining out. If he is indeed gay and he is in fact that insecure about it, what if becoming a national laughing stock over a story that is sexuality is at the heart of causes him to do something drastic like some of the other stories we've heard about gay kids killing themselves because they've been "bullied" or outed. Would that be the biggest collective egg-on-your-face for those making Te'o a laughing stock?
With all that said, this thread is hysterical, and I love all the jokes so keep them coming.