Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly? (1 Viewer)

[Kilgore Trout]

What's the average if you account for the night time slowdown?I think this thread was on page two sometime after midnight last night.

Do you want the posts broken down by hour, or by sections of the day (morning 8-12, afternoon, 12-4, etc.)? I could also plot the location of the posts on Google Maps if you like.

That'd be great, thanks.

It may be awhile. I am checking to make sure every ream of paper in the office has 500.

 

[BigTex]

Rule #1: Never, ever, under ANY circumstances do you put your hands on another man's wife! Period!Rule #2: If Rule #1 occurs (it has in this case) you DON'T call the individual in question, you find his ##### ### and handle to Man to mother ####### Man.Rule #3: After Rule #2 has been accomplished find wife, put her ### on punishment. Then do what you have to do.Rule #4: If you can't handle your liquor consumption then don't ####### drink.Rule #5: Manup!Rule #6: This is total Bull####, somebody's ### would have to pay.

Where the #### are Rules #7 to ####### Rule #10? You can't ####### stop at six...

all i ask is that you please be careful with the #################mr colin has already given us a warning or 2 and i would die if this thread got axed before i get back from my camping trip

Sorry dude...I was just trying to make fun of BigTex's little tirade...

Sorry, this is just insane and ticks me off to say the least. SuperJ, pick on someone your own size. P.S.Rule #6 takes care of Rules 7-10. Good day!

 

[TxBuckeye]

Good Luck MITYHTo the rest of the haters - quit hating and help a FBG or at least do NOT get the thread locked..........

I don't think stating you think a poster is on a fishing expedition is going to get anything locked, so relax. It also doesn't make anyone a "hater." It's just a statement that we think the thread has gotten a little to unrealistic to still be plausible. Hopefully that doesn't tilt your world off it's axis.

 

[Orange Crush]

Is any woman on this camping trip not a D cup?

Seriously.

Yes One of the other wives is an A tops. Another I'll say is a C.

I am now completely convinced this whole thing has been a Instead of getting in his car to find George and get more info he's bragging about cup sizes of the women he hangs out with?!?Plus, his story has now changed a couple times in regards to Steve's whereabouts. 1) He can't get in touch with Steve; 2) Steve's out of state but will be back today; 3) Steve's out of state and the wife mentioned they might not be back by SaturdayI can't believe I actually felt horrible for this guy for three days. Dang that lure is going to leave a mark.

Are you really this dense? You do know this thread goes over more than one day right?I tried calling Steve yesterday, without my wife's knowledge. Three times. and left a message. When I my wife and I talked last night, she told me Steve's wife told her they were going out of state to visit relatives. With me so far Einstein? My wife then told me that they did not guarnatee they'd be back Friday night. She said that was their goal, but they have a long drive and weren't sure they'd make the wedding.Considering I have a job, two kids at home (my wife takes in a third during the day), I can't go driving all over the damn state. Some real friggin' stupidity going on this thread.In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

Finally, some believable emotion from MitYH. You did not say before this that your wife had told you about the Stevie's time of arrival, so by us readers' POV you had changed your story.Secondly, you are saying that sitting at work posting on a message board and bragging about the bra sizes of the women you hang out with is more important to you than finding out what happened. So what if George lives in Milwaukee? He won't answer your phone calls so get in your car, track him down, and get as much information from him as possible.

 

[wraith5]

A Transmission I Just Intercepted from YellowHat's Wife

Oh Dear Lord this was funny. Nice work.

 

[AmpLee]

Milwaukee huh? I'm starting to suspect this man might be involved The mystery man

 

[wraith5]

but maybe her bras aren't as pretty as mine.

new reason for Wraith to keep reading...

 

[Yep]

I would say to those with advice kudos for sharing, but don't post if you're going to be an ###. The guy has a problem and is looking for suggestions. One day you might be in the same deal and people will laugh their ### off at you and you'd then feel what he IS Feeling. So when this happens reflect upon this day and give your self a quick kick in the ### for being that way and then figure it out on your own. GL MR. Yellow

 

[top dog]

I don't get why people are so quick to call on every thread around here anymore. I mean really...If it is WHO CARES????? This thread has reached 40+ pages and has caused millions of dollars in lost revenue from countless companies! or real (I believe the story to be real FWIW), this has been a very interesting story to follow.

Get lost police!

 

[Third]

I don't get why people are so quick to call on every thread around here anymore. I mean really...If it is WHO CARES????? This thread has reached 40+ pages and has caused millions of dollars in lost revenue from countless companies! or real (I believe the story to be real FWIW), this has been a very interesting story to follow.

Get lost police!

Scary to think what the real number is.

 

[tdoss]

OK, an update and some clarification.First, the update. After the kids went to bed last night, I told my wife we needed to sit down and talk. I confronted her with the information that not only was she in the stall with Steve, but she was holding his thing while he peed. I reiterated that when you put all of what I know together, the situation looks very, very bad. Considering everything, she still says she does not remember. I tend to believe that at this point. I then told her that I cannot move on from this until she talks to him and figures out what happened. She says she understands, but is scared and doesn't know how to approach him. I told her what I would do. We'll see how that goes.She did apologize for creating such a mess and hurting me, and it was very sincere. She thought after Wednesday's conversation about it that we were done talking about it, but with the new information I had, I said we could not be 'done'. So, she's feeling pretty bad about herself this morning.As for my posting updates. The majority of my very close friends know all of these people, and are not going to give me unbiased, third party advice. Not only that, but many of them don't need to know any of this. It's not really their business. So, I've been posting to this board.At this point I'll just say read it or don't. I'm past the point of giving a crap about the fishing cracks.

Whats her body language like while this is going on?

She sat kind of slumped on the couch, looking me in the eye. The eye contact was there the whole time I was talking, and the whole time she was responding. Which is why I think she truthfully does not remember anything. Of course she looked pretty run down and upset about it too.

She held eye contact?As much as I've been convinced something very bad went down, this is a good sign she's being honest with you now. Liars have trouble maintaining eye contact, unless they're seriously cold blooded.

You...my friend...do NOT know women.

 

[Orange Crush]

I would say to those with advice kudos for sharing, but don't post if you're going to be an ###. The guy has a problem and is looking for suggestions. One day you might be in the same deal and people will laugh their ### off at you and you'd then feel what he IS Feeling. So when this happens reflect upon this day and give your self a quick kick in the ### for being that way and then figure it out on your own. GL MR. Yellow

I'm assuming you're referring to me as one of the guys being a donkey's behind? I've been giving advice in this thread. I felt horrible for the guy for three days just imagining being in the same situtation. And almost every piece of advice that's been given can be boiled down to "Man Up!". Yet the guy doesn't do it. You think I need to give myself a quick kick in the butt? I'm trying to give MitYH a kick in the butt. He needs to get off his and go kick some!

 

[Angry Beavers]

Good Luck MITYHTo the rest of the haters - quit hating and help a FBG or at least do NOT get the thread locked..........

I don't think stating you think a poster is on a fishing expedition is going to get anything locked, so relax. It also doesn't make anyone a "hater." It's just a statement that we think the thread has gotten a little to unrealistic to still be plausible. Hopefully that doesn't tilt your world off it's axis.

EZ big fella - it is not the fishing expedition questions that will get this locked, the comments about wife beating and challenging MITYH's manhood were pushing this thing to the limit

 

[Thunderchicken]

Is any woman on this camping trip not a D cup?

Seriously.

Yes One of the other wives is an A tops. Another I'll say is a C.

I am now completely convinced this whole thing has been a Instead of getting in his car to find George and get more info he's bragging about cup sizes of the women he hangs out with?!?

Plus, his story has now changed a couple times in regards to Steve's whereabouts. 1) He can't get in touch with Steve; 2) Steve's out of state but will be back today; 3) Steve's out of state and the wife mentioned they might not be back by Saturday

I can't believe I actually felt horrible for this guy for three days. Dang that lure is going to leave a mark.

Are you really this dense? You do know this thread goes over more than one day right?I tried calling Steve yesterday, without my wife's knowledge. Three times. and left a message. When I my wife and I talked last night, she told me Steve's wife told her they were going out of state to visit relatives. With me so far Einstein? My wife then told me that they did not guarnatee they'd be back Friday night. She said that was their goal, but they have a long drive and weren't sure they'd make the wedding.

Considering I have a job, two kids at home (my wife takes in a third during the day), I can't go driving all over the damn state. Some real friggin' stupidity going on this thread.

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

Post 2315 said "Also, being as Steve and family are out of state (as I said)..."So MITYH, which is it in or outta state?...*crickets chirp*

Dude, seriously. The post I quoted told me I was supposed to drive to talk to George. George lives in Milwauke, I don't. Get it?Steve is indeed out state, as I've said.

This is what we have all been waiting for out of you MITYH, a little fire in your belly! Take this new found passion and apply it to finding out what reality was on that camping trip. Being an "in your face" type of guy may not be your normal operating mode, but it will serve you well in this case. Good luck this weekend!

 

[General Malaise]

Good Luck MITYHTo the rest of the haters - quit hating and help a FBG or at least do NOT get the thread locked..........

I don't think stating you think a poster is on a fishing expedition is going to get anything locked, so relax. It also doesn't make anyone a "hater." It's just a statement that we think the thread has gotten a little to unrealistic to still be plausible. Hopefully that doesn't tilt your world off it's axis.

EZ big fella - it is not the fishing expedition questions that will get this locked, the comments about wife beating and challenging MITYH's manhood were pushing this thing to the limit

 

[wraith5]

OK, an update and some clarification.First, the update. After the kids went to bed last night, I told my wife we needed to sit down and talk. I confronted her with the information that not only was she in the stall with Steve, but she was holding his thing while he peed. I reiterated that when you put all of what I know together, the situation looks very, very bad. Considering everything, she still says she does not remember. I tend to believe that at this point. I then told her that I cannot move on from this until she talks to him and figures out what happened. She says she understands, but is scared and doesn't know how to approach him. I told her what I would do. We'll see how that goes.She did apologize for creating such a mess and hurting me, and it was very sincere. She thought after Wednesday's conversation about it that we were done talking about it, but with the new information I had, I said we could not be 'done'. So, she's feeling pretty bad about herself this morning.As for my posting updates. The majority of my very close friends know all of these people, and are not going to give me unbiased, third party advice. Not only that, but many of them don't need to know any of this. It's not really their business. So, I've been posting to this board.At this point I'll just say read it or don't. I'm past the point of giving a crap about the fishing cracks.

Whats her body language like while this is going on?

She sat kind of slumped on the couch, looking me in the eye. The eye contact was there the whole time I was talking, and the whole time she was responding. Which is why I think she truthfully does not remember anything. Of course she looked pretty run down and upset about it too.

She held eye contact?As much as I've been convinced something very bad went down, this is a good sign she's being honest with you now. Liars have trouble maintaining eye contact, unless they're seriously cold blooded.

You...my friend...do NOT know women.

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

OK, an update and some clarification.First, the update. After the kids went to bed last night, I told my wife we needed to sit down and talk. I confronted her with the information that not only was she in the stall with Steve, but she was holding his thing while he peed. I reiterated that when you put all of what I know together, the situation looks very, very bad. Considering everything, she still says she does not remember. I tend to believe that at this point. I then told her that I cannot move on from this until she talks to him and figures out what happened. She says she understands, but is scared and doesn't know how to approach him. I told her what I would do. We'll see how that goes.She did apologize for creating such a mess and hurting me, and it was very sincere. She thought after Wednesday's conversation about it that we were done talking about it, but with the new information I had, I said we could not be 'done'. So, she's feeling pretty bad about herself this morning.As for my posting updates. The majority of my very close friends know all of these people, and are not going to give me unbiased, third party advice. Not only that, but many of them don't need to know any of this. It's not really their business. So, I've been posting to this board.At this point I'll just say read it or don't. I'm past the point of giving a crap about the fishing cracks.

Whats her body language like while this is going on?

She sat kind of slumped on the couch, looking me in the eye. The eye contact was there the whole time I was talking, and the whole time she was responding. Which is why I think she truthfully does not remember anything. Of course she looked pretty run down and upset about it too.

She held eye contact?As much as I've been convinced something very bad went down, this is a good sign she's being honest with you now. Liars have trouble maintaining eye contact, unless they're seriously cold blooded.

You...my friend...do NOT know women.

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

Said "Ain't the first time, won't be the last," before her head spun around and vomitous fluid spewed from her mouth. Better?

 

[RudiStein]

OK, an update and some clarification.First, the update. After the kids went to bed last night, I told my wife we needed to sit down and talk. I confronted her with the information that not only was she in the stall with Steve, but she was holding his thing while he peed. I reiterated that when you put all of what I know together, the situation looks very, very bad. Considering everything, she still says she does not remember. I tend to believe that at this point. I then told her that I cannot move on from this until she talks to him and figures out what happened. She says she understands, but is scared and doesn't know how to approach him. I told her what I would do. We'll see how that goes.She did apologize for creating such a mess and hurting me, and it was very sincere. She thought after Wednesday's conversation about it that we were done talking about it, but with the new information I had, I said we could not be 'done'. So, she's feeling pretty bad about herself this morning.As for my posting updates. The majority of my very close friends know all of these people, and are not going to give me unbiased, third party advice. Not only that, but many of them don't need to know any of this. It's not really their business. So, I've been posting to this board.At this point I'll just say read it or don't. I'm past the point of giving a crap about the fishing cracks.

Whats her body language like while this is going on?

She sat kind of slumped on the couch, looking me in the eye. The eye contact was there the whole time I was talking, and the whole time she was responding. Which is why I think she truthfully does not remember anything. Of course she looked pretty run down and upset about it too.

She held eye contact?As much as I've been convinced something very bad went down, this is a good sign she's being honest with you now. Liars have trouble maintaining eye contact, unless they're seriously cold blooded.

You...my friend...do NOT know women.

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

subconsciously wipe-off her palm on the arm of the couch?

 

[Homewrecker Steve-O]

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

BTW, I've been married for 15+ years and laid down ground rules to start with and built on them. Neither of us put ourselves into a situation to cause doubt in the other's minds. PERIOD. No excuses; one time and you're out.

 

[mr. furley]

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

BTW, I've been married for 15+ years and laid down ground rules to start with and built on them. Neither of us put ourselves into a situation to cause doubt in the other's minds. PERIOD. No excuses; one time and you're out.

whoa.this is why you don't marry broads what's been intimate with friends of yours. or become friends with guys who have your wife in the past.

and especially why you you don't get uncontrollably drunk with those same people.

 

[gzilla]

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

BTW, I've been married for 15+ years and laid down ground rules to start with and built on them. Neither of us put ourselves into a situation to cause doubt in the other's minds. PERIOD. No excuses; one time and you're out.

You might want to go back and re-read that.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

No, he said that Steve almost got head from his own wife at that party, not MIYH's.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

Laughed at the word dingledork?

 

[FootballWidow]

OK, an update and some clarification.First, the update. After the kids went to bed last night, I told my wife we needed to sit down and talk. I confronted her with the information that not only was she in the stall with Steve, but she was holding his thing while he peed. I reiterated that when you put all of what I know together, the situation looks very, very bad. Considering everything, she still says she does not remember. I tend to believe that at this point. I then told her that I cannot move on from this until she talks to him and figures out what happened. She says she understands, but is scared and doesn't know how to approach him. I told her what I would do. We'll see how that goes.She did apologize for creating such a mess and hurting me, and it was very sincere. She thought after Wednesday's conversation about it that we were done talking about it, but with the new information I had, I said we could not be 'done'. So, she's feeling pretty bad about herself this morning.As for my posting updates. The majority of my very close friends know all of these people, and are not going to give me unbiased, third party advice. Not only that, but many of them don't need to know any of this. It's not really their business. So, I've been posting to this board.At this point I'll just say read it or don't. I'm past the point of giving a crap about the fishing cracks.

Whats her body language like while this is going on?

She sat kind of slumped on the couch, looking me in the eye. The eye contact was there the whole time I was talking, and the whole time she was responding. Which is why I think she truthfully does not remember anything. Of course she looked pretty run down and upset about it too.

She held eye contact?As much as I've been convinced something very bad went down, this is a good sign she's being honest with you now. Liars have trouble maintaining eye contact, unless they're seriously cold blooded.

You...my friend...do NOT know women.

Oh please, what do you know about women lying. I have never lied to you (except maybe about the price of a purse)

 

[The Shizzle]

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

Laughed at the word dingledork?

She laughed at the castle in Harry Potter?

 

[wraith5]

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

Laughed at the word dingledork?

It's an attention grabber, ain't it? Plus I just couldn't bring myself to use "junk" for the 1548th time in the thread.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

This leads me back to my question of a couple of (wasted) hours ago: When confronted with the "fact" that she held another man's dingledork, what did she do/say? Looked surprised? Laughed? Cried? Changed the channel?

Laughed at the word dingledork?

It's an attention grabber, ain't it? Plus I just couldn't bring myself to use "junk" for the 1548th time in the thread.

Good point.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

BTW, I've been married for 15+ years and laid down ground rules to start with and built on them. Neither of us put ourselves into a situation to cause doubt in the other's minds. PERIOD. No excuses; one time and you're out.

whoa.this is why you don't marry broads what's been intimate with friends of yours. or become friends with guys who have your wife in the past.

I've said it before; I'll say it again. If five other missiles have been fired in there before yours, why should you care if it was friendly fire?

 

[krista4]

My experience as a prosecutor is that people will look you in the eye and lie. For indicia of truth I look more to where their eyes go in those moments when they look away. I find when people look up and to the right they are searching memory. When they look down they are fabricting and inventing. I also watch for an open body frame directed towards me or a closed up frame covered by arms and tilted away. Finally I watch for obstruction of the mouth by hands or by closed lips which also tend to indicate obfuscation.

Brilliant posting, actually, and every bit of it is spot on.

 

[ElvisMonster]

My experience as a prosecutor is that people will look you in the eye and lie. For indicia of truth I look more to where their eyes go in those moments when they look away. I find when people look up and to the right they are searching memory. When they look down they are fabricting and inventing. I also watch for an open body frame directed towards me or a closed up frame covered by arms and tilted away. Finally I watch for obstruction of the mouth by hands or by closed lips which also tend to indicate obfuscation.

N.L.P., right?

 

[rascal]

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

BTW, I've been married for 15+ years and laid down ground rules to start with and built on them. Neither of us put ourselves into a situation to cause doubt in the other's minds. PERIOD. No excuses; one time and you're out.

Go read it again.It was Steve's wife who was about to give oral-b service at a party to Steve.

 

[tdoss]

OK, an update and some clarification.First, the update. After the kids went to bed last night, I told my wife we needed to sit down and talk. I confronted her with the information that not only was she in the stall with Steve, but she was holding his thing while he peed. I reiterated that when you put all of what I know together, the situation looks very, very bad. Considering everything, she still says she does not remember. I tend to believe that at this point. I then told her that I cannot move on from this until she talks to him and figures out what happened. She says she understands, but is scared and doesn't know how to approach him. I told her what I would do. We'll see how that goes.She did apologize for creating such a mess and hurting me, and it was very sincere. She thought after Wednesday's conversation about it that we were done talking about it, but with the new information I had, I said we could not be 'done'. So, she's feeling pretty bad about herself this morning.As for my posting updates. The majority of my very close friends know all of these people, and are not going to give me unbiased, third party advice. Not only that, but many of them don't need to know any of this. It's not really their business. So, I've been posting to this board.At this point I'll just say read it or don't. I'm past the point of giving a crap about the fishing cracks.

Whats her body language like while this is going on?

She sat kind of slumped on the couch, looking me in the eye. The eye contact was there the whole time I was talking, and the whole time she was responding. Which is why I think she truthfully does not remember anything. Of course she looked pretty run down and upset about it too.

She held eye contact?As much as I've been convinced something very bad went down, this is a good sign she's being honest with you now. Liars have trouble maintaining eye contact, unless they're seriously cold blooded.

You...my friend...do NOT know women.

Oh please, what do you know about women lying. I have never lied to you (except maybe about the price of a purse)

Easy now...don't start no siht here in public...no one said you specifically....

 

[Godfather of Soul]

Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

No, he said that Steve almost got head from his own wife at that party, not MIYH's.

Are you trying to say that Steve-O got served? I think that is what you are saying? Is there a serving here. Man, I hope so.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Spoiler

:boner:

 

[flufhed]

I don't get why people are so quick to call on every thread around here anymore. I mean really...If it is WHO CARES????? This thread has reached 40+ pages and has caused millions of dollars in lost revenue from countless companies! or real (I believe the story to be real FWIW), this has been a very interesting story to follow.Get lost police!

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[bigbottom]

In conclusion. To those of you who have actuall provided real advice, I say thank you. You know who you are. To those who have nothing better to do than bag on me, kiss my ###.

I'd be happy to; would you kindly remove your head from it first?! Sorry if I missed it but did anyone else catch the part where MIYH said his wife just about gave oral to Steve at a party once?! WTF?! Christ dude, you will forever be known as Man In the Yellow Hat with no balls or brains. Now you saying that makes me wonder how many times Steve has porked her or her getting her tonsils tickled by his equipment in the past. This train wreck started years before and you were at the switch catching zzzzzzzzs. You're just as much to blame as her or Steve IMO.

BTW, I've been married for 15+ years and laid down ground rules to start with and built on them. Neither of us put ourselves into a situation to cause doubt in the other's minds. PERIOD. No excuses; one time and you're out.

Go read it again.It was Steve's wife who was about to give oral-b service at a party to Steve.

Steve is so the silverback in this band.

 

[tdoss]

I've said it before and now after seeing him tell his wife to go do his dirty work...yellow hat is the "perpectual victim".

How on Earth could you tell your wife to "go find out what happened"?

At that point there were only two conclusions:

1. Wife was in on it and willing participant...her talking to Steve will only help them get stories straight = bad

2. Wife wasn't in on it and Steve took advantage/raped her...honestly...you want your wife confronting a rapist? = bad

Maybe you honestly believe wife was in on it but was so drunk she doesn't remember any of it...but isn't that still a willing participant? Why would you want her talking to Steve...and on her own? I could see some value in having her confront Steve with you on the other line...in order to pick up on any inconsistencies in the stories and gain further intel...but to send her out on her own and then to report back to you...my God man...grow a sack!

It happened. Everything she has said and done since this incident indicates she knows what she did but you don't want to face it. If you DID believe her...then what? That means Steve took advantage/raped her. I realize you're not one for confrontation...but I don't know for sure...but that's GOT to be somewhere near the level of things in your book that require some aggression/confrontation. There doesn't seem to be a lot of that stirred up in you...so...that tells me that you know the truth already...and coming on this board is your way of coming around to that truth.

Either she or he or both are to blame here. I'd expect a little more fire in your belly over this. I realize you're hurt but come on man...there's no way she goes back to folding laundry. If I couldn't just move on and let this go...I wouldn't have time to update anyone here on this board...I'd have to call in sick to work and drop the kids off with family because the interrogation has just begun and no one moves until I get the truth...and I'd have to hear it a number of times word for word...anything changes and we start all over again.

 

[The Shizzle]

I've said it before and now after seeing him tell his wife to go do his dirty work...yellow hat is the "perpectual victim".

How on Earth could you tell your wife to "go find out what happened"?

At that point there were only two conclusions:

1. Wife was in on it and willing participant...her talking to Steve will only help them get stories straight = bad

2. Wife wasn't in on it and Steve took advantage/raped her...honestly...you want your wife confronting a rapist? = bad

Maybe you honestly believe wife was in on it but was so drunk she doesn't remember any of it...but isn't that still a willing participant? Why would you want her talking to Steve...and on her own? I could see some value in having her confront Steve with you on the other line...in order to pick up on any inconsistencies in the stories and gain further intel...but to send her out on her own and then to report back to you...my God man...grow a sack!

It happened. Everything she has said and done since this incident indicates she knows what she did but you don't want to face it. If you DID believe her...then what? That means Steve took advantage/raped her. I realize you're not one for confrontation...but I don't know for sure...but that's GOT to be somewhere near the level of things in your book that require some aggression/confrontation. There doesn't seem to be a lot of that stirred up in you...so...that tells me that you know the truth already...and coming on this board is your way of coming around to that truth.

Either she or he or both are to blame here. I'd expect a little more fire in your belly over this. I realize you're hurt but come on man...there's no way she goes back to folding laundry. If I couldn't just move on and let this go...I wouldn't have time to update anyone here on this board...I'd have to call in sick to work and drop the kids off with family because the interrogation has just begun and no one moves until I get the truth...and I'd have to hear it a number of times word for word...anything changes and we start all over again.

No thanks. 2400+ posts is 2 hours of non production.But I agree with you.

 

[tdoss]

En vino veritas, whatever... Have a couple of thoughts about the emotions that could lead to this...1) Wife KNOWS you aren't going to come check on her. You either are, or she sees you, as inattentive. This is what it is. The fact you didn't check on her probably shows a bit of a boneless streak in you, but that's just based on the fact that most women, even sloshed, would have enough FEAR that their mate would come along (let alone respect) to refrain. Unless they can safely say something like, "He doesn't care."2) Steve knows he's more powerful than you. He gets off on the fact that he can have anything you have. Because of this, if you work things out with your wife, you can never go near him. If this ended in a bathroom free-for-all, it didn't start there. There were eyes and signals being exchanged, you better believe it, so there is nothing innocent or excused here. But this begins and ends with the core of who you are. Either you need to build self confidence and assert yourself to the point where you aren't squarely at the bottom of the pack as far as respect amongst your peers, but you choose friends and your relationships based upon people who don't see themselves as above you. Steve isn't a friend. He lords over you. And your wife knows this about Steve. She digs it. She sees things in your character that are weaker than her ideals. That is only an indictment of you insomuch as you chose her to be a centerpiece in your life. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl who wants to lead a happy, normal, productive life as your peer. She apparently feels she settled and what she really wants she couldn't obtain... So she had to steal it. In my opinion, the damage is done. You need to move on and find a better dynamic. You're at the bottom rung of a ladder you don't even want to climb.

I was picking up on the same signals...

 

[3C's]

YES! I made it to the end.

 

[Thunderchicken]

En vino veritas, whatever... Have a couple of thoughts about the emotions that could lead to this...1) Wife KNOWS you aren't going to come check on her. You either are, or she sees you, as inattentive. This is what it is. The fact you didn't check on her probably shows a bit of a boneless streak in you, but that's just based on the fact that most women, even sloshed, would have enough FEAR that their mate would come along (let alone respect) to refrain. Unless they can safely say something like, "He doesn't care."2) Steve knows he's more powerful than you. He gets off on the fact that he can have anything you have. Because of this, if you work things out with your wife, you can never go near him. If this ended in a bathroom free-for-all, it didn't start there. There were eyes and signals being exchanged, you better believe it, so there is nothing innocent or excused here. But this begins and ends with the core of who you are. Either you need to build self confidence and assert yourself to the point where you aren't squarely at the bottom of the pack as far as respect amongst your peers, but you choose friends and your relationships based upon people who don't see themselves as above you. Steve isn't a friend. He lords over you. And your wife knows this about Steve. She digs it. She sees things in your character that are weaker than her ideals. That is only an indictment of you insomuch as you chose her to be a centerpiece in your life. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl who wants to lead a happy, normal, productive life as your peer. She apparently feels she settled and what she really wants she couldn't obtain... So she had to steal it. In my opinion, the damage is done. You need to move on and find a better dynamic. You're at the bottom rung of a ladder you don't even want to climb.

I was picking up on the same signals...

This is what my wife and I have stated to each other almost verbatim. This line of thinking may not be popular, but when you really look at MITYH's posts you can draw no other conclusion. I wish I was wrong, but it really doesn't look any different than described by Mr. Ham.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Let's all go hang out in some other thread, then. Any ideas?

MOP got mad after going to the movies again.

Ugh, I tried to read the opening and I wanted to stab my eyeballs with a pen.

 

[jonessed]

My experience as a prosecutor is that people will look you in the eye and lie. For indicia of truth I look more to where their eyes go in those moments when they look away. I find when people look up and to the right they are searching memory. When they look down they are fabricting and inventing. I also watch for an open body frame directed towards me or a closed up frame covered by arms and tilted away. Finally I watch for obstruction of the mouth by hands or by closed lips which also tend to indicate obfuscation.

Brilliant posting, actually, and every bit of it is spot on.

I've heard this before, but when I am thinking or trying to solve a problem I look down. Looking up feels uncomofortable. I've tried it.Maybe I'm just an odd person.

 

[boilerdave]

I'm going to try to keep this short sweet...

I at this first line of the original post every time I see it...

You start at the beginning every time?

 

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[cacksman]

Oh, I'd definitely talk to Steve. Everytime he see's you from now on he's going to smirk to himself that he nailed your wife with you just yards away OR Steve will look at you and fear for his f###ing life over the biggest mistake he's ever made. It's up to you and your talk with Steve as to which it will be. Don't #### this up too.

I second this statement.

 

[wildbill]

I feel sorry for the wives of you guys who say you'd divorce her if she ever cheated, no matter the circumstances. That kind of hard heartedness can be just as destructive as infidelity.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I guess if Otis striking out is worth 21 pages, this waste of bandwidth can breeze to 50.

 

[DrJ]

I feel sorry for the wives of you guys who say you'd divorce her if she ever cheated, no matter the circumstances. That kind of hard heartedness can be just as destructive as infidelity.

I feel sorry for all of the guys that say they would stay with their wife if she treated him with such little respect. I believe it shows a lack of respect for themselves, a lack of confidence, and probably a slew of other issues. To each their own.

 

[Courtjester]

I feel sorry for the wives of you guys who say you'd divorce her if she ever cheated, no matter the circumstances. That kind of hard heartedness can be just as destructive as infidelity.

Wow, I mean....WOW!!!