Married guys/family guys (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

^^^^

4 married guys.

You're starting to sound more like a sausage eater.

What a terribly embarrassing reply.

 

[Raider Nation]

Here's hoping RUSF has a good "Yo Mama's So Fat" joke still in the chamber.

 

[Mr.Pack]

^^^^

4 married guys.

You're starting to sound more like a sausage eater.

What a terribly embarrassing reply.

I agree

 

[bigbottom]

To be fair, a hot dog is a type of sausage.

 

[Raider Nation]

To be fair, a hot dog is a type of sausage.

Hot sausage..... MMMMMmmmmmmm!

Run with that one, RUSF!

 

[NutterButter]

^^^^

4 married guys.

I watched football all day today. All ####### day. Once the kids get to age 5, its smooth sailing.

 

[snellman]

^^^^

4 married guys.

I watched football all day today. All ####### day. Once the kids get to age 5, its smooth sailing.

Got up at 7:00 CDT and have been watching football all day. Wife went shopping all day and the kids have been playing all day. Life is good.

 

[bigbottom]

Life can be great, single or married, with or without kids. Your day sounds great. Me, I got up at about 8am. My two boys jumped in bed and we talked and laughed assembled a couple of toys. Came downstairs and the wife was making breakfast. Went out for a 30 minute run. Came back and had breakfast. Played some Mario and Spyro with the boys on their Nintendo DSs. Then we hit the pool and I've been catching rays and swimming for the last two hours. I'm three Dos X down and came into to cut some limes and get a couple more for me and the wife. Thought I'd check the FFA while I was in (sad, I know, but it's a sickness). We'll swim a while longer and then come in to cool off. Then our boys are going over to their friend's house for a sleep over. Wife and I will head out for dinner and a night on the town in Cabo. Did I mention I was in Cabo? Anyway, could I be this happy if I were single? I think so. Life is what you make of it. Don't waste time worrying about the color of the grass on the other side. Enjoy life as it comes.

Good thread bump! I should say...."again". I happened to scroll down and reencountered this gem.

:(

How are you guys doing GB?Always thinking of you....

Hanging in there. Thanks for the kind words.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

^^^^

4 married guys.

I watched football all day today. All ####### day. Once the kids get to age 5, its smooth sailing.

Took my kid to the Zoo this morning for trick or treating, was home at 1:30, watched RZ channel from 3-4, watched PIT play tecmo bowl against Indy , played matchbox cars with the kid for hour, put him to bed and just watched the Walking Dead. Today was great.

But to be fair, I bet those were some good hot dogs last night.

 

[Raider Nation]

The zoo, you say?

 

[Fennis]

RN got it wrong. I'm married, ate hot dogs and masturbated.

Its a not having kids thing, not a married thing.

 

[Raider Nation]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

 

[Fennis]

Last time I checked you get arrested for masturbating at the zoo

 

[eoMMan]

RN got it wrong. I'm married, ate hot dogs and masturbated.

Its a not having kids thing, not a married thing.

Exactly. Kids are the drain, not marriage.

 

[shuke]

I'm married and eat hot dogs and masturbate all the time.

 

[Raider Nation]

Had two more hot dogs tonight while watching this football game. It's the life!

 

[Raider Nation]

<---------- "Interests" updated.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

The zoo, you say?

So the guy plowing through 5 packs of ballparks and 3 bottles of Jergens a week is looking down his nose at the zoo? ok.

 

[Raider Nation]

Tony Soprano knew how to spend time at a zoo.

 

[NutterButter]

The zoo, you say?

So the guy plowing through 5 packs of ballparks and 3 bottles of Jergens a week is looking down his nose at the zoo? ok.

Living the dream

 

[Raider Nation]

The zoo, you say?

So the guy plowing through 5 packs of ballparks and 3 bottles of Jergens a week is looking down his nose at the zoo? ok.

Living the dream

Baby oil, FTR.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Tony Soprano knew how to spend time at a zoo.

My goomar has ebola

 

[bentley]

Having our first kid cut back on my NFL time seriously and I don't miss it one bit. Now I catch the Cowboys and usually the second half of SNF/MNF and spend the rest of my Sunday actually doing stuff.

 

[Frostillicus]

Babies are the worst. Toddlers are pretty terrible. Kids rule. My son (4) loves watching sports with me and always wants to know who is the bad team and who is the good team and just yells for the good team even though he doesn't know what's actually happening, but he loves it. My daughter (6) always asks about the Gophers and the Twins. Kids make sports even more fun.

 

[Frostillicus]

But also yeah being single and unattached is probably pretty fun too.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

woke up. watched the 2nd half of that stupid ### game in london made sure my wife knew i was up and would be expecting breakfast and some sex at some point. wife pawned off the kid at a neighbors. sexed it up. followed by a ridiculous breakfast of homemade brisket, hash browns, eggs, the works. red zone on from start to finish, sometimes i watch, sometimes i do #### around the house. but the channel SHALL NOT BE CHANGED. did a little yard work, carved a pumpkin with my daughter, fixed some crap around the house. wife made me some more food. pretty good day, no hot dogs though

 

[AAABatteries]

I have football on the big screen, MyFreeCams on the other screen, and I just ate two hot dogs before bed.

Enjoy going antiquing or whatever you married guys do while the NFL is on tomorrow.

Ha! Shows how much you know, we didn't do stupid antiquing - we went apple picking.

 

[AAABatteries]

I have football on the big screen, MyFreeCams on the other screen, and I just ate two hot dogs before bed.

Enjoy going antiquing or whatever you married guys do while the NFL is on tomorrow.

Is you jerking off and eating hotdogs by yourself while watching TV supposed to make married guys jealous?

Hotdogs do sound good.

 

[gianmarco]

woke up. watched the 2nd half of that stupid ### game in london made sure my wife knew i was up and would be expecting breakfast and some sex at some point. wife pawned off the kid at a neighbors. sexed it up. followed by a ridiculous breakfast of homemade brisket, hash browns, eggs, the works. red zone on from start to finish, sometimes i watch, sometimes i do #### around the house. but the channel SHALL NOT BE CHANGED. did a little yard work, carved a pumpkin with my daughter, fixed some crap around the house. wife made me some more food. pretty good day, no hot dogs though

Probably only a 7 on the Offdee Day Scale.

 

[Ned]

I have football on the big screen, MyFreeCams on the other screen, and I just ate two hot dogs before bed.

Enjoy going antiquing or whatever you married guys do while the NFL is on tomorrow.

Is you jerking off and eating hotdogs by yourself while watching TV supposed to make married guys jealous?

Good god.

 

[Guest]

WTF is wrong with the zoo? I love the zoo. I had kids just so I could go to the zoo more often.

 

[Guest]

Was married for 16 years, single the last ~5. I'm jealous of the married guys.

 

[gianmarco]

I have football on the big screen, MyFreeCams on the other screen, and I just ate two hot dogs before bed.

Enjoy going antiquing or whatever you married guys do while the NFL is on tomorrow.

Is you jerking off and eating hotdogs by yourself while watching TV supposed to make married guys jealous?

Thought of this post today for some reason and lol'd again.

 

[Henry Ford]

BB, no matter the subject, you're a class act.

You'd be a great friend to have IRL.

I just want to say BB is the man and he's made me rethink my perspective on my family life.

I thank him for this. Him being such a good person has made me a better person and I value life a little more.

Sounds corny but it's 100% true.

Thanks guys. But you are giving me WAY too much credit.

No, they aren't.

 

[Henry Ford]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

 

[Raider Nation]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

Oh, hey... got me there. Because the Raiders are bad.

 

[Henry Ford]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

Oh, hey... got me there. Because the Raiders are bad.

Not just that, but because all the games they're playing in are terrible.

 

[Raider Nation]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

Oh, hey... got me there. Because the Raiders are bad.

Not just that, but because all the games they're playing in are terrible.

Fortunately, I watch the other 15 games also. In between masturbation and eating hot dogs.

 

[Henry Ford]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

Oh, hey... got me there. Because the Raiders are bad.

Not just that, but because all the games they're playing in are terrible.

Fortunately, I watch the other 15 games also. In between masturbation and eating hot dogs.

That probably eases the sting a bit.

 

[Raider Nation]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

Oh, hey... got me there. Because the Raiders are bad.

Not just that, but because all the games they're playing in are terrible.

Fortunately, I watch the other 15 games also. In between masturbation and eating hot dogs.

That probably eases the sting a bit.

And how!

 

[Henry Ford]

But did you leave time for THE ZOO???

Did you leave time for the Raiders game???

Oh, hey... got me there. Because the Raiders are bad.

Not just that, but because all the games they're playing in are terrible.

Fortunately, I watch the other 15 games also. In between masturbation and eating hot dogs.

That probably eases the sting a bit.

And how!

I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but why do hot dogs and masturbation always end up in the same sentence with you?

 

[Raider Nation]

Well it was kind of on purpose this time, due to the discussion earlier in the thread.

BTW, there is no "sting" to the Raiders losing. I hope they lose every game at this point. Maybe ten straight years with the #1 overall pick will get things back on course.

 

[Henry Ford]

Well it was kind of on purpose this time, due to the discussion earlier in the thread.

BTW, there is no "sting" to the Raiders losing. I hope they lose every game at this point. Maybe ten straight years with the #1 overall pick will get things back on course.

I hope they do too. For your sake, of course.

 

[fantasycurse42]

This weekend was the worst ever! My son started vomiting at about 11:45 Friday night. I was sleeping when my wife wakes me up screaming CMON CMON CMON... From 1145 until about 12:30 I'm spraying Lysol and scrubbing vomit, cleaning sheets, etc. My wife then sleeps with my son on the air mattress. At 2:30 in the morning she yelling again, he's throwing up again. More cleaning and scrubbing. At 6am they're both up, now my wife starts throwing up too, but she also simultaneously gets a visit from Aunt Flow. Now she has whatever he has and Saturday is spent in the house slaving for both of them. Luckily they both fall asleep at around 7 so at least I get to watch football at night. By Sunday for the first time in my life, I can't wait for it to be Monday so I can just go back to work and get the #### out of here. Sunday was similar to Saturday and I won't go to far into detail, luckily I did get to keep football on the TV in the background for most of the day. I love my wife and son and this weekend was the anomaly, but holy ####### ####, this is the kinda weekend where I look at my single friends and I just feel

 

[RUSF18]

Your son must've eaten hot dogs and watched the Raiders.

 

[PatsWillWin]

I have football on the big screen, MyFreeCams on the other screen, and I just ate two hot dogs before bed.

Enjoy going antiquing or whatever you married guys do while the NFL is on tomorrow.

Is you jerking off and eating hotdogs by yourself while watching TV supposed to make married guys jealous?

Thought of this post today for some reason and lol'd again.

I'm married and manage to jerk off just fine, thank you.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Baby cryin

 

[kutta]

This weekend was the worst ever! My son started vomiting at about 11:45 Friday night. I was sleeping when my wife wakes me up screaming CMON CMON CMON... From 1145 until about 12:30 I'm spraying Lysol and scrubbing vomit, cleaning sheets, etc. My wife then sleeps with my son on the air mattress. At 2:30 in the morning she yelling again, he's throwing up again. More cleaning and scrubbing. At 6am they're both up, now my wife starts throwing up too, but she also simultaneously gets a visit from Aunt Flow. Now she has whatever he has and Saturday is spent in the house slaving for both of them. Luckily they both fall asleep at around 7 so at least I get to watch football at night. By Sunday for the first time in my life, I can't wait for it to be Monday so I can just go back to work and get the #### out of here. Sunday was similar to Saturday and I won't go to far into detail, luckily I did get to keep football on the TV in the background for most of the day. I love my wife and son and this weekend was the anomaly, but holy ####### ####, this is the kinda weekend where I look at my single friends and I just feel

It's all part of the deal. I am totally fine if my kids vomit on me, but if any of the other 6 billion people in the world do it, I would completely freak out.It's pretty weird to think that your parents had nights like that with you, and there's with them. The bad days suck, but the good ones are pretty incredible. Hang in there.