Marry, Eff, Kill - TV Wife Edition (1 Viewer)

[NewlyRetired]

you know the game, here are your choices.  When choosing, stay focused on the character and not the actress.

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Lori Grimes - The Walking Dead

Carmela Soprano - The Sopranos

Skyler White - Breaking Bad

 

[NewlyRetired]

After giving this some thought, I think I would marry Carmela.  She seemed, at least in the early seasons, the most reasonable and had Tony just been a little more discreet with his whoring, I think she would have been ok with it.

Banging would likely be Lori simply because I can't stand Skyler's looks.  It did not help that one season she was portrayed as being pregnant for the show, and then another season she was actually really pregnant and they tried to hide it.

So Skyler gets the kill for me.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Man they're all a bunch of miserable ####s but I think I agree with the analysis above

 

[NewlyRetired]

Man they're all a bunch of miserable ####s but I think I agree with the analysis above

I was thinking of using Corrine Mackey but I think she would have been a landslide for being chosen to marry.

The 3 I chose come from such different shows but all portray very similar character traits of trying to be "strong women" only to realize they have next to zero ability to control anything in their environment.

 

[RUSF18]

You went into this with the best possible answer. Plus I'd marry Carmela just so 4 days a week I could say "so what, no ####### ziti?"

 

[NewlyRetired]

You went into this with the best possible answer. Plus I'd marry Carmela just so 4 days a week I could say "so what, no ####### ziti?"

I actually found Carmela more attractive than Skyler too so that helps and she is a significantly better cook.

Even before Skyler turned into a raging #####, she barely acknowledge Walt's existence.  I remember when she was giving him his birthday hand job and she was more focused on her ebay sale than him.  Just an atrocious woman.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kill

Kill

F

 

[NewlyRetired]

Kill

Kill

F

I guess you don't know the game

 

[Apple Jack]

Easy one. Not familiar with Lori beyond "he talked about the deer,lori!" as that's when I tapped out. But going marry tancredi, f carm, kill skylar.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can't believe anyone finds Carmela attractive.  Interesting.

 

[RUSF18]

Can't believe anyone finds Carmela attractive.  Interesting.

Saw Edie Falco walking out of the gym a couple years ago. Not that I expect a 50 year old woman to look great post-workout, but this was really really rough.

That being said, Carmela Soprano definitely goes to bed wearing makeup and wakes up wearing makeup. In the event she doesn't, it's on before you wake up. And again...constant ziti. Sign me up 

 

[NewlyRetired]

Easy one. Not familiar with Lori beyond "he talked about the deer,lori!" as that's when I tapped out. But going marry tancredi, f carm, kill skylar.

Tancredi makes it much too easy a choice

 

[Apple Jack]

Can't believe anyone finds Carmela attractive.  Interesting.

You can't kill everybody Donald.

 

[Bucky86]

#### Skyler, Marry Lori, Kill Camela