October 05, 2007
Mission impossible
Don't know what inspired me to try something that will make me look so stupid, but here goes. I'm going to try to decipher today's Colts injury report, just received via e-mail. This does not mean I know anything. I'm just going to take a shot at who I think will play and who won't, since the Colts have so many injury concerns that have prompted endless questions throughout the week.
First, the guys who are out, the easiest part. WR Roy Hall, LB Rob Morris (IR) and TE Ben Utecht. That means Utecht probably didn't pass his psych test, the one where the wrong answer is, "I'm Batman."
WR Marvin Harrison, RB Joseph Addai, S Bob Sanders, LB Freddy Keiaho, WR Aaron Moorehead and returner T.J. Rushing were listed as questionable. None of these guys practiced today. So, time for the gut feel. I'm guessing Moorehead and Rushing will be a go. Yeah, that seems rather harsh, but Keiaho would have practiced unless they told him not to, from what I know about the guy. He, like Utecht, has a concussion. So I'm guessing they are being cautious with him. Same with Harrison, Addai and Sanders. I thought Addai would play, judging by the fact I saw him three days this week. But I guess I was wrong. Unless the Colts' poker face has a tell and I'm just not getting it. I never thought Sanders would play this week, even after he told me he would be all right, but we have to expect Harrison is in the same boat. From what we know about Harrison, it wouldn't surprise me to see him show up for work and want to play. So I'm hedging a little here, but for now, I don't plan to see him.
LT Tony Ugoh and LB Clint Session practiced. I expect them to play. CB Marlin Jackson did not practice (team decision) but I think he's OK. I expect him to play.
So, let's review, for those scoring at home. Here's the checklist to give me a hard time about come Sunday ...
Harrison - Not expected to play (although I'm not willing to go all-in on this at a poker table, so to speak).
Addai - Not expected to play (same as the parenthetical expression above).
Sanders - Out, like there was any doubt.
Keiaho - Out, which explains why backup Tyjuan Hagler was smiling so much yesterday when I joked around with him. What the heck, give Freddy two weeks to rest the arm in addition to the noggin.
Utecht - Out.
Hall - Out.
Morris - We'll miss you, Rob, but it's the last we'll probably blog about you for a while.
Moorehead - Expected to play. Can't believe he would miss a chance to start his first NFL game. Wild Colts couldn't drive him away, right?
Rushing - Expected to play. Not sure we want Kenton Keith handling returns in addition to most of the carries if Addai doesn't play.
Ugoh - Expected to play. Ankle may be sore, but he played with it last week and I didn't see him miss any snaps.
Session - Expected to play. Look real hard on special teams, unless something happens to Rocky Boiman or Hagler, then maybe Session gets a crack at linebacker with the base defense.
Jackson - Expected to play. Don't know what the story was on the team decision, but unless I hear anything, I'm thinking it's minor.
That's all, folks. So go ahead, guys, prove me wrong. I won't mind it. I'm sure the fans want to see each of you play anyway.