Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
Michael Turner arrested (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter netnalp
- Start date
pantagrapher
Footballguy
Speeding? That doesn't sound like the Michael Turner I know.
toppshelff
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Just wait until he has to wear one of those ankle bracelets.
Furious Styles
Footballguy
Always amazes me that these guys don't just get a car service to drive them around, Über is in Atlanta.
belljr
Footballguy
His nickname is Michael 'The Burner' Turner, of course that was from the late 90's
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Was the game even over by then?
drummer
Footballguy
netnalp
Footballguy
NFL used to but the ownership would use it to spy on players and used it against them in negotiations. The NFLPA took over the service but now the players have to pay each time they use it. It's not a lot compared to what the players get paid but it seems more expensive than a cab. My guess is the players don't trust it and they are drunk when the time arrives to decide if they are sober enough to drive.
The Duff Man
Footballguy
Not Guilty.
The cop drafted him in the early rounds......payback.
The cop drafted him in the early rounds......payback.
Athletic Supporter
Footballguy
Heard on the radio that he was going 97 in a 65 
DoubleG
Footballguy
First pitch homerun. Nicely played sir.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Outstanding.
Shutout
Footballguy
Man! I knew I wasn't going to get that one-liner in! Well played, sir!
jackdubl
Footballguy
Short, precise, funny. Someone give this man a medal.
Lavachebeadsman
Footballguy
Free Jacquizz. Seriously.
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Nucker101
Footballguy
LOLThis actually made me spit out my coffee.
Last edited by a moderator:
werdnoynek
Footballguy
it appears his BAC was higher than his YPC...
ETA: heard he attempted to run from the police, but was tackled and cuffed after 2 yards.
ETA: heard he attempted to run from the police, but was tackled and cuffed after 2 yards.
Last edited by a moderator:
The Duff Man
Footballguy
Was it 97 yards on 65 carries?Oh hell.....cant beat the first postHeard on the radio that he was going 97 in a 65
mquinnjr
Footballguy
As a Jacquizz owner... 
I'm guessing the NFL will let this play out and then render a decision. Thinking Burner will try to delay the closing of the court case, since Goodell won't do anything until that is cleared up. Either way, what an idiot. He's not doing a ton to help his cause on the field, so starts getting in trouble off of it? Let Jacquizz get his shot at this point, for better or worse, to at least confirm what they have in him.
I'm guessing the NFL will let this play out and then render a decision. Thinking Burner will try to delay the closing of the court case, since Goodell won't do anything until that is cleared up. Either way, what an idiot. He's not doing a ton to help his cause on the field, so starts getting in trouble off of it? Let Jacquizz get his shot at this point, for better or worse, to at least confirm what they have in him.
RUSF18
Footballguy
Trying to think positively here, as I don't like Turner very much but did think he was excellent value at the price I got him at in an auction.
Maybe he's been going a little heavy on the alcohol even before last night? This snaps him back to reality and he cleans up a bit?
A bit? Please?
Maybe he's been going a little heavy on the alcohol even before last night? This snaps him back to reality and he cleans up a bit?
A bit? Please?
BallparkFrank
Footballguy
I swear, 97mph is about the norm every time I've ever driven through Atlanta during off peak hours. Dude's lucky to be alive and fortunate that he didn't kill anyone.
VaTerp
Footballguy
sdp1226
Footballguy
lod01
Footballguy
Reading FalconsLife main message board I see.
