Mike and the Mad Dog show (Not Done!) (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

I don't even know what to say anymore. This guy's house must be filled with ladders and black cats.

Oak City is worse than San Antone.

Good catch. I didn't even notice that. I was too mesmerized by his wrongness.

 

[RUSF18]

He had Rangers coach Alain Vigneault on yesterday. I emailed my brother my hope that his patented "Tank Coach Mush" only revolved around the NCAA tourney and didn't extend to hockey.

He also had Pierre Maguire on and used "Did the guy they got in the trade, the defenseman..." to ask a question. How many tries do you think it would have taken for him to land on "Keith Yandle"?

 

[Raider Nation]

I don't even know what to say anymore. This guy's house must be filled with ladders and black cats.

Damage control update, first segment:

"EVERYONE IN THE WORLD loved the Spurs last night. I can't believe this."(He's the only person I heard who guaranteed a Spurs victory, repeatedly.)

"I'm hearing that Popovich did not want Russell Westbrook and OKC in the playoffs."

(He only seems to "hear" these things after they happen. Weird.)

 

[Raider Nation]

Care to guess what San Antonio's record is against New Orleans this season? Yep..... 1-3.

The Spurs must have decided to give an effort only one time against the Pelicans.

 

[MCguidance]

Pellegrino calls up to make two points, and Mike just cuts him off twice. Literally not allowed to talk.

 

[Raider Nation]

Colorado's asking price for Turla Whiskey will be too expensive.

 

[Raider Nation]

https://vid.me/IRpV

 

[shadyridr]

I don't even know what to say anymore. This guy's house must be filled with ladders and black cats.

Damage control update, first segment:

"EVERYONE IN THE WORLD loved the Spurs last night. I can't believe this."

(He's the only person I heard who guaranteed a Spurs victory, repeatedly.)"I'm hearing that Popovich did not want Russell Westbrook and OKC in the playoffs."

(He only seems to "hear" these things after they happen. Weird.)

lmfao he said he heard Pop wanted to tank that game.

 

[ScottNorwood]

https://vid.me/IRpV

From a hockey standpoint

 

[John Bender]

Semi related...did anyone catch Sour Shoes on Dan Patrick earlier this year?

Does a great Francesa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDclXzkNhIQ

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't even know what to say anymore. This guy's house must be filled with ladders and black cats.

Damage control update, first segment:

"EVERYONE IN THE WORLD loved the Spurs last night. I can't believe this."

(He's the only person I heard who guaranteed a Spurs victory, repeatedly.)"I'm hearing that Popovich did not want Russell Westbrook and OKC in the playoffs."

(He only seems to "hear" these things after they happen. Weird.)

lmfao he said he heard Pop wanted to tank that game.

It makes sense. Give up homecourt advantage for a couple of series to keep out a guy on a team that very likely would've been bounced out in the first round to the 1 seed.

Pop is a puppetmaster.

 

[MCguidance]

Semi related...did anyone catch Sour Shoes on Dan Patrick earlier this year?

Does a great Francesa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDclXzkNhIQ

Pretty awesome.

 

[Raider Nation]

https://twitter.com/RNs_Funhouse/status/588888057761366016

 

[sheerterror]

https://vid.me/IRpV

From a hockey standpoint

Love it when he covers the Rain-Jizz

 

[Raider Nation]

Phil and I are life partners:

From The Land of Lost Tapes: On Wednesday, Professor Mike Francesa’s latest authority-based lock pick was the Spurs, in a must-win for a second-seed, over New Orleans, that night. Sitting Bull’s expertise in such matters is such that he apparently had no idea that New Orleans needed to win just to make the playoffs! Anyway, the Spurs, down 15 at the end of the first quarter, then coasted to an easy loss.

But Francesa’s best was his expertise on horse racing. Interrupting a caller about this year’s Kentucky Derby, Francesa claimed Seattle Slew “Never, ever had a horse in front of him — never! Ever! Not in his whole life!”

Of course, that would have meant that Seattle Slew was undefeated, which he wasn’t — never, ever, not in his whole life. In 17 starts, he won 14, twice finished second and once finished fourth, by 16 lengths.

It could be worse. Francesa could be a health inspector. Or the navigator on your car’s GPS.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/the-latest-way-espn-ruined-its-sunday-night-baseball-telecast/

 

[Raider Nation]

Check out Barstool's commentary on the video where he gets every playoff matchup wrong. It's right on the money.

tl;dr everyone knows he's a blowhard and they still don't care.

 

[RUSF18]

Check out Barstool's commentary on the video where he gets every playoff matchup wrong. It's right on the money.

tl;dr everyone knows he's a blowhard and they still don't care.

I'm 99% sure I'm responsible for getting that video to them. Hope the extra YT hits increase your profile.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Phil and I are life partners:

From The Land of Lost Tapes: On Wednesday, Professor Mike Francesa’s latest authority-based lock pick was the Spurs, in a must-win for a second-seed, over New Orleans, that night. Sitting Bull’s expertise in such matters is such that he apparently had no idea that New Orleans needed to win just to make the playoffs! Anyway, the Spurs, down 15 at the end of the first quarter, then coasted to an easy loss.But Francesa’s best was his expertise on horse racing. Interrupting a caller about this year’s Kentucky Derby, Francesa claimed Seattle Slew “Never, ever had a horse in front of him — never! Ever! Not in his whole life!”

Of course, that would have meant that Seattle Slew was undefeated, which he wasn’t — never, ever, not in his whole life. In 17 starts, he won 14, twice finished second and once finished fourth, by 16 lengths.

It could be worse. Francesa could be a health inspector. Or the navigator on your car’s GPS.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/the-latest-way-espn-ruined-its-sunday-night-baseball-telecast/

listen, turn right up hea at the light. wait a seckun, wait a seckun. make a left. I NEVA SAID TO TURN RIGHT. I NEVA SAID THAT.

 

[sheerterror]

http://cdn.barstoolsports.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Screen-Shot-2015-04-16-at-10.09.31-AM.png?c3dcab

Brilliant!

Check out Barstool's commentary on the video where he gets every playoff matchup wrong. It's right on the money.

tl;dr everyone knows he's a blowhard and they still don't care.

I'm 99% sure I'm responsible for getting that video to them. Hope the extra YT hits increase your profile.

That shirt is amazing.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I tried watching Russo again on MLB Network. I am beginning to think he is doing some kind of Andy Kaufman type of shtick. He can't possibly be this brain-dead ignorant, this incoherent.

He got into an argument with Mark De Rosa. He starts waving his hands at De Rosa, tells him he doesn't know what he's talking about, that he's ridiculous. De Rosa spent fifteen years in the majors. Fifteen. He's also a graduate of an Ivy League school. I would think that he does know what he's talking about, much more than this Russo idiot.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Phil and I are life partners:

From The Land of Lost Tapes: On Wednesday, Professor Mike Francesa’s latest authority-based lock pick was the Spurs, in a must-win for a second-seed, over New Orleans, that night. Sitting Bull’s expertise in such matters is such that he apparently had no idea that New Orleans needed to win just to make the playoffs! Anyway, the Spurs, down 15 at the end of the first quarter, then coasted to an easy loss.But Francesa’s best was his expertise on horse racing. Interrupting a caller about this year’s Kentucky Derby, Francesa claimed Seattle Slew “Never, ever had a horse in front of him — never! Ever! Not in his whole life!”

Of course, that would have meant that Seattle Slew was undefeated, which he wasn’t — never, ever, not in his whole life. In 17 starts, he won 14, twice finished second and once finished fourth, by 16 lengths.

It could be worse. Francesa could be a health inspector. Or the navigator on your car’s GPS.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/the-latest-way-espn-ruined-its-sunday-night-baseball-telecast/

listen, turn right up hea at the light. wait a seckun, wait a seckun. make a left. I NEVA SAID TO TURN RIGHT. I NEVA SAID THAT.

Oh god, somebody needs to make a navigation app that uses Francesa's voice. Seriously. You sell one to every mongo in the US of A.

-QG

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I don't even know what to say anymore. This guy's house must be filled with ladders and black cats.

Damage control update, first segment:

"EVERYONE IN THE WORLD loved the Spurs last night. I can't believe this."(He's the only person I heard who guaranteed a Spurs victory, repeatedly.)

"I'm hearing that Popovich did not want Russell Westbrook and OKC in the playoffs."

(He only seems to "hear" these things after they happen. Weird.)

If the Spurs won and grabbed the second seed, I don't think they'd have to worry about Oklahoma City until the Western Conference finals. I'm pretty sure they'd be happy to see them get trough to there.

 

[Raider Nation]

Phil and I are life partners:

From The Land of Lost Tapes: On Wednesday, Professor Mike Francesa’s latest authority-based lock pick was the Spurs, in a must-win for a second-seed, over New Orleans, that night. Sitting Bull’s expertise in such matters is such that he apparently had no idea that New Orleans needed to win just to make the playoffs! Anyway, the Spurs, down 15 at the end of the first quarter, then coasted to an easy loss.But Francesa’s best was his expertise on horse racing. Interrupting a caller about this year’s Kentucky Derby, Francesa claimed Seattle Slew “Never, ever had a horse in front of him — never! Ever! Not in his whole life!”

Of course, that would have meant that Seattle Slew was undefeated, which he wasn’t — never, ever, not in his whole life. In 17 starts, he won 14, twice finished second and once finished fourth, by 16 lengths.

It could be worse. Francesa could be a health inspector. Or the navigator on your car’s GPS.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/the-latest-way-espn-ruined-its-sunday-night-baseball-telecast/

listen, turn right up hea at the light. wait a seckun, wait a seckun. make a left. I NEVA SAID TO TURN RIGHT. I NEVA SAID THAT.

Oh god, somebody needs to make a navigation app that uses Francesa's voice. Seriously. You sell one to every mongo in the US of A.

-QG

Ahhh, now I know who you are on Twitter!

 

[Raider Nation]

I don't even know what to say anymore. This guy's house must be filled with ladders and black cats.

Damage control update, first segment:

"EVERYONE IN THE WORLD loved the Spurs last night. I can't believe this."(He's the only person I heard who guaranteed a Spurs victory, repeatedly.)

"I'm hearing that Popovich did not want Russell Westbrook and OKC in the playoffs."

(He only seems to "hear" these things after they happen. Weird.)

If the Spurs won and grabbed the second seed, I don't think they'd have to worry about Oklahoma City until the Western Conference finals. I'm pretty sure they'd be happy to see them get trough to there.

And again, N.O went 3-1 against the Spurs this year. But even today, Mike once again can't get over how "bizawre" that loss was.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Phil and I are life partners:

From The Land of Lost Tapes: On Wednesday, Professor Mike Francesa’s latest authority-based lock pick was the Spurs, in a must-win for a second-seed, over New Orleans, that night. Sitting Bull’s expertise in such matters is such that he apparently had no idea that New Orleans needed to win just to make the playoffs! Anyway, the Spurs, down 15 at the end of the first quarter, then coasted to an easy loss.But Francesa’s best was his expertise on horse racing. Interrupting a caller about this year’s Kentucky Derby, Francesa claimed Seattle Slew “Never, ever had a horse in front of him — never! Ever! Not in his whole life!”

Of course, that would have meant that Seattle Slew was undefeated, which he wasn’t — never, ever, not in his whole life. In 17 starts, he won 14, twice finished second and once finished fourth, by 16 lengths.

It could be worse. Francesa could be a health inspector. Or the navigator on your car’s GPS.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/16/the-latest-way-espn-ruined-its-sunday-night-baseball-telecast/

listen, turn right up hea at the light. wait a seckun, wait a seckun. make a left. I NEVA SAID TO TURN RIGHT. I NEVA SAID THAT.

Oh god, somebody needs to make a navigation app that uses Francesa's voice. Seriously. You sell one to every mongo in the US of A.

-QG

Ahhh, now I know who you are on Twitter!

LOL - not exactly a big mystery given my twittah handle

-QG

 

[Raider Nation]

I tend to focus on the names rather than the @ handle.

 

[Raider Nation]

Mike stayed next to Floyd Mayweather at the Super Bowl. Because of course he did.

Mike thought that Matt Harvey slipped ..... [pause] ..... on a pair of jeans.

 

[MCguidance]

Mike stayed next to Floyd Mayweather at the Super Bowl. Because of course he did.

I understand they work for "Munson Munson" for the fight.

 

[Raider Nation]

Note the careful wording; Floyd was "staying next to me."

HE wasn't staying next to Floyd. Mike is very, very important.

 

[shadyridr]

Oh SLIPPED on a pair of jeans? i got it now

 

[Raider Nation]

"Oh, SLIPPED. I thought they meant slipped. I get it now. It's SLIPPED ON.... not slipped. I got it, okay."

That was Doggy-like.

 

[Raider Nation]

Mike got a tip from one of his insiders on a blockbuster pre-draft trade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP78QYV7khs&feature=youtu.be.

I dare you to comprehend this.

 

[Smack Tripper]

Mike got a tip from one of his insiders on a blockbuster pre-draft trade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP78QYV7khs&feature=youtu.be.

I dare you to comprehend this.

ha this tip was on pro football talk about an hour before hand

 

[Raider Nation]

Mike got a tip from one of his insiders on a blockbuster pre-draft trade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP78QYV7khs&feature=youtu.be.

I dare you to comprehend this.

ha this tip was on pro football talk about an hour before hand

OMG, so good. TWO DAYS before Francesa broke the story about his secret, trusted source, Florio threw this horsebleep against the wall.

Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Raider Nation]

You guys familiar with Jim Norton/Chip Chipperson? A caller asked Mike if Chip will make the HoF.

Also, "goaltendering" is the key to Isles/Caps game 7.

 

[shadyridr]

Mike thinks Curry is underrated and alot of people still dont realize how good he is.

 

[Righetti]

Mike thinks Curry is underrated and alot of people still dont realize how good he is.

I remember when Ichiro came to the Yankees and he went off saying that many people didn't realize how good he was. By that I think he meant that HE didn't realize how good he was, same with Curry

 

[Raider Nation]

It's truly uncanny.

 

[McGarnicle]

It's truly uncanny.

I wish he would say I've got a small penis and I'll never win the lottery.

 

[Raider Nation]

Mike is best friends with Ken Whisenhunt. Mariota is NOT his type of QB.... take it to the bank.

 

[Raider Nation]

Oh, he was privy to Indy's draft plans as well.

 

[mquinnjr]

Mike is best friends with Ken Whisenhunt. Mariota is NOT his type of QB.... take it to the bank.

Marioto Mike doing voice overs for pick announcements?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Marrioto is 6'4", 225 lbs.

 

[Raider Nation]

Marrioto is 6'4", 225 lbs.

One of the many reasons it was a dumb stance.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Mike thinks Curry is underrated and alot of people still dont realize how good he is.

The likely NBA MVP?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Please tell me he is picking Manny to win tomorrow nignt

 

[Koya]

Mike thinks Curry is underrated and alot of people still dont realize how good he is.

The likely NBA MVP?

Mike lives in 1989. Back then he WOULD be underrated. No innernets, no social medias or the facebooks. In his world, this is still reality.

 

[Raider Nation]

Go to YouTube and find his rant about Twitter.

"You'll neva see me on there... you can't find real news on there..." etc.

He sounds 800 years old.

 

[Fariq]

At 4:38 eastern today Francesa told a caller to call back after he came home from Mars. The caller had asked Mike if the 18 ?, which won the Belmont Stakes, was from Schenectady, New York.

 

[shadyridr]

At 4:38 eastern today Francesa told a caller to call back after he came home from Mars. The caller had asked Mike if the 18 , which won the Belmont Stakes, was from Schenectady, New York.

that caller was insane