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Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Otis
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guys with lots of 
and set them up with stunning, stunning women. 
Sack-Religious
Footballguy
And drinking tea is gay?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I like it. The matchmaker is gross, though.
Otis
Footballguy
She is heinous. The party they threw last night was pretty awesome. They must have brought in 20 chicks who were 7.5-9.5 on the hot scale, and these two dudes walk in and have to chat em up. The one dude made his millions via a sex toy store on the intarweb. The other just be being a complete nerd. Awesome show.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Why would a millionaire need a matchmaker?
Power Monster
The Midnight Stalker
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This is a valid question. I guess they want some of the obvious gold diggers to be weeded out. Pretty steep price to pay for that, I think.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Millionaires are now commonplace. The cache` of the espression will go away very soon.
I saw a commercial for this. My kids were in the room and the commercial comes on talking about the show then they drop "you can't have sex" with a dramatic pause. Of course my six year old twins decide that is a good idea to pay attention and start asking what sex is.
When is the show on?
When is the show on?
Mark Davis
Footballguy
It's not the status symbol it once was. I found an article in 2004 stating 1 in 125 Americans was a millionaire. So roughly 1%. While that is still quite elite, it's not nearly the uber rich status it held 30 or 40 years ago due to inflation.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Is it better than Celebrity Rehab?
If I am gonna watch this kind of crapola, it has to be a total trainwreck.
If I am gonna watch this kind of crapola, it has to be a total trainwreck.
I must admit I am watching Celebrity Rehab. Often. The new MMA guy should be adding a lot of drama.
John Mamula
Moderator
this is what i couldn't get over.how big of a ######## do you have to be to not constantly pull chicks when you're worth millions.needless to say, the
's date didn't call him back and the sex toy dude obviously does not want a girlfriend at all and seems to have the maturity of a 19 year old. his date was done with him after one as well.these money grabbing whores are awesome though.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
It's awful...and yet very enjoyable.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
AgreedIt's awful...and yet very enjoyable.
Mark Davis
Footballguy
When does it air?It's awful...and yet very enjoyable.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Dunno. I TiVO it. It is on VH1, check your local listings.When does it air?It's awful...and yet very enjoyable.
Sea Leopard of Death
Footballguy
My favorite is when the chicks try to explain how money has noting to do with it. Love that.
I also cracked up when the sex toy mommy's boy nerd openly ponders how the matchmaker is going to find a hot girl in LA he doesn't know yet.
Sure buddy.
I also cracked up when the sex toy mommy's boy nerd openly ponders how the matchmaker is going to find a hot girl in LA he doesn't know yet.
Sure buddy.
Sea Leopard of Death
Footballguy
As for celebrity rehab, the mess in the wheelchair...what character was he on Taxi? Tell me it wasn't the hotshot swinger guy.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
BobbyI think that was the guy you are talking about.
Otis
Footballguy
this is what i couldn't get over.how big of a ######## do you have to be to not constantly pull chicks when you're worth millions.
needless to say, the's date didn't call him back and the sex toy dude obviously does not want a girlfriend at all and seems to have the maturity of a 19 year old. his date was done with him after one as well.
these money grabbing whores are awesome though.
Sea Leopard of Death
Footballguy
Yeah, IS IT HIM?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
So they say. Every now and then when he isn't contorted and slurring, it seems like the same guy.Yeah, IS IT HIM?
OldSchoolLikeThat
Footballguy
If the millionaires on the show are truely that
, then they have no game in the first place. If they did, they would have patented it and sold it off to every WOW playing, Slashdot reading, no girlfriend having in the US, thereby promoting themselves to the billionaire brotherhood.
belljr
Footballguy
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Dragons
Delusions of Grandeur
Yet, they're not on Match.com or Chemistry.com, they're using the Millionaire service.
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Sea Leopard of Death
Footballguy
Wow. And that last picture is a good one.
It is on VH1 practically every night late at night. I would guess this weekend they will run it in a constant loop with the Scott Baio show and the Brady Baby show.When does it air?It's awful...and yet very enjoyable.
Also Kanicki (sp?) from Grease.So they say. Every now and then when he isn't contorted and slurring, it seems like the same guy.Yeah, IS IT HIM?
GregR_2
Footballguy
Let's see...
For the same reason that Sam's Club exists. Bulk quantities of what you're looking for.
saintfool
Dead sexy
pics?The chick that went on the yacht date with the old dude was smokin hot
John Mamula
Moderator
these girls were hot, but not any hotter than any nightclub in atlanta/dallas/LA/Scottsdale.
saintfool
Dead sexy
the guys were millionaires but not multi-millionaires or sports athlete-millionaires.don't be a hater.
John Mamula
Moderator
guys who make $30k a year and not worth a dime pick up chicks like this.how is this being a hater again?
Kraft...
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
She was not just hot, but BEAUTIFUL. She seriously looked like a Kathy Ireland-type supermodel. Dark hair, blue eyes, and perfect face. Just stunning.The chick that went on the yacht date with the old dude was smokin hot
Stingdiddy
Footballguy
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Do you have a smaller one?Best I can dopics?The chick that went on the yacht date with the old dude was smokin hot
17seconds
root of all aliai
No ####Step 1: Throw a party at your awesome house - tell people to invite anyone they likeStep 2: Walk through the party and make it known you own the placedone and done
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EZD222
Footballguy
1:40 inDo you have a smaller one?Best I can dopics?The chick that went on the yacht date with the old dude was smokin hot
Her eyes are her best quality though (you can't really see them here). An exotic shade of blue.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Enjoy this show 
It is fun to see how inept some of these guys are with the women. I guess a similar joy in watching Em in action.Enjoy this show
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
The eye surgeon dude is such a moron if anyone watched this tonight... There is a reason no woman has had your children at 47 and you're worth $10MM..
What a moron!! Takes her to the best restaurant in town in a $300k Ferrari, has rose petals everywhere, & his first question is "how long until you want kids?" The Australian was hot and would've been a 10 for this idiot. Guy is awful!
What a moron!! Takes her to the best restaurant in town in a $300k Ferrari, has rose petals everywhere, & his first question is "how long until you want kids?" The Australian was hot and would've been a 10 for this idiot. Guy is awful!
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Some of these people are so freakin' painful to watch. Makes me feel good about what limited game I got.
