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MoP did you piss on a seat in Deerfield Beach yesterday? (1 Viewer)

LOOK AT ME.  MY 2 YEAR OLD IS POTTY TRAINED!!!  

This is really a "look at me" post, isn't it?

 
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Ministry of Pain said:
Who uses a public toilet? You are asking for trouble from the start. There are simply some places in this World where the normal rules of decent human beings and most things holy goes flying out the window in the name of indecency...and then you add in that this takes place in Florida and have the nerve to cry out for my help?

Like I said...I was busy trying to help stranded people on the tarmac find their luggage at 4:30AM between porta potties and of course 12 hours of backed up traffic and probably thousands of off duty overtime hours that are being billed to the tax payers as we speak and will continue until that operation concludes even though the suspect surrendered on the spot....

Who uses a public toilet these days? 
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I really thought about posting this in the "only in Florida" thread

 
Ministry of Pain said:
Who uses a public toilet? You are asking for trouble from the start. There are simply some places in this World where the normal rules of decent human beings and most things holy goes flying out the window in the name of indecency...and then you add in that this takes place in Florida and have the nerve to cry out for my help?

Like I said...I was busy trying to help stranded people on the tarmac find their luggage at 4:30AM between porta potties and of course 12 hours of backed up traffic and probably thousands of off duty overtime hours that are being billed to the tax payers as we speak and will continue until that operation concludes even though the suspect surrendered on the spot....

Who uses a public toilet these days? 
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And my two year old uses a public toilet because, well, she'a a kid and sometimes she has to, you know, go

 
Righetti said:
Because the only stall in the entire bathroom was now covered in piss
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Ok. So instead of starting 'Jesus dude!' maybe, and I'm spitballing here...

"Excuse me.  I've got to let my 2yo use the stall. Would you mind cleaning up that seat?"

 
Neanderthals...hate walking in a stall and seeing piss all over the seat.  Hope other people pay it forward when the inconsiderate SOB rushes into a stall needing to unload some bad chorizo and eggs

 
If you were just reading the title quickly and swinging thru this thread you might actually think they were speaking about throwing MOP in the toilet which of course nothing could be further from the truth, right fellas? 

 
Why Deerfield Beach?  Your daughter would not have been subjected to that type of behavior in Palm Beach County.  Delray Beach, only 15 miles North, would have been a much better choice.

 
Righetti said:
The guy had a very MoP reaction, not sure MoP is a seat pisser
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I sit about half the time at home, I'm responsible for toilet bowl duties, saves on cleaning. 

Im pretty hostile at work when I discover it on the seat or rim. I have stocked it full of cleaning products, air fresheners plus Clorox wet wipes, soaps for the sink. Just no excuse for acting like an animal in the restroom. If you are going to spray everywhere then just step outside and find a bush.

 
Zow said:
Do you type your posts out in microsoft word and then copy and paste? 
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iPad and whatever the basic keyboard is. Doesn't work so good but so close to tourney only makes my posts appear even more ______ than usual. I'm hampered by not being able to really write out longer posts and threads Zow, I'm handicapped here.

 
Ministry of Pain said:
iPad and whatever the basic keyboard is. Doesn't work so good but so close to tourney only makes my posts appear even more ______ than usual. I'm hampered by not being able to really write out longer posts and threads Zow, I'm handicapped here.
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I actually meant Righetti.  His font just seems off for some reason. 

 
Zow said:
I actually meant Righetti.  His font just seems off for some reason. 
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I type it up on the iOS notes thing and then paste it.  It always comes out weird looking when I do

was on a flight when I thought to post it, so wrote it up while in flight and posted it when I got service 

 
Righetti said:
I type it up on the iOS notes thing and then paste it.  It always comes out weird looking when I do

was on a flight when I thought to post it, so wrote it up while in flight and posted it when I got service 
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That makes sense. 

 
Jayrod said:
What I want to know is why are you using a different font for your posts?

Seems suspicious.  I'm reporting you.
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Dead giveaway that it's a copy and paste from takeonrighetti.blogspot.com imo 

 
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